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2086
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 5 - a possibility
« on: September 30, 2005, 02:11:13 am »
this is a metaphor
but
it might be a parable - only i cannot remember what exactly a parable is

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background:
i have had this idea on my mind for a while now
it is sort of a response to the 'what the fuck is really going on?' question which is still liable to swim thru my head

as of late - it was inspired by a conversation in another forum about krishna which had me rolling my eyes

Quote
the person on the other forum wrote: According to Bhagavadgita, we are parts and parcels of God (Krishna). We are Krishna's marginal potency, which means that we have free will. We're one with Krishna and different from Krishna at the same time. This philosophy is called acyntia abheda bheda tattva -inconcievable potency of God. We're one in quality, that means that as God has free will, we also have free will in minute form. But in quantity we're different. Krishna is greater than us in that sense, that he is all pervading, we're not.


it was also brought to mind by this comic:



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here is the lowdown:



you create a fictional character

you are the creator of this character and this character is able to live as long as you do

this character knows that you are its creator
and knows that it lives as long as you do


nothing goes on for this character
it has no need for anything
because
you provide for it

because of the relationship the character has with you
it has no need to do anything
ever


so
for the fuck of it
you create a character of the opposite sex


you let this character know the lowdown as well
and you provide the means for them to create more characters on their own


so your two characters get busy making more
but
they decide not to let their offspring know about you

and instead
they tell them other versions of
where they came from and how to provide for themselves
(fear etc)


eventually
all knowledge of you
-the creator-
gets jumbled into a mess


fast forward until the civilization that you created has 6.5 billion people
some of these 6.5 billion have NO FUCKING IDEA that you created them
and they are approaching this universe you created
with the intent of controlling it all


yes
that means some of these characters
which exist in your imagination
have NO IDEA that they are in your imagination
and they are trying to control you


yes
fictional characters
trying to control you


eventually
they develop an internet-type system for communication
and due to the seemingly infinite amount of information available to them
some of the imaginary characters manage to piece together what the deal is
that they are a part of your imagination

these characters cease trying to control the universe that you created
because they realize that it would be ridiculous


i am not sure where this goes yet
but
the characters wind up realizing that they could create a metaphorical scenario where

they create characters in their imagination
and they wind up posting messages very similar to this one on the internet

*****

can somebody please let me know where this metaphor falls apart?

2087
Or Kill Me / Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People
« on: September 30, 2005, 02:06:51 am »
sarcasm knucklehead




run the world?

thats some 1970's tv mentality we got going on here


its dr. no

right?

2088
Or Kill Me / If I have to listen to another woman...
« on: September 30, 2005, 01:25:23 am »
Quote from: ataraxia

Unlike most men I'm not afraid to admit that I like larger women better.


hahaaaaaaaaa

me too

2089
Or Kill Me / Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People
« on: September 29, 2005, 11:02:13 pm »
Quote from: Cain
Yeah, we had a big talk on the neo-conservative ideology today in international relations, as we were doing theory.  They were what every Realist thinker feared, the "moralizing crusader" types who think they have the answers to everything for everyone. "Let justice be done though the heavens fall" types.  But thats another days rant.


yeah

wait until they crusade their way into a situation that their mouths cant talk out of


see how eager they are for the heavens to penetrate their asses


there are fates worse than getting yourself blown to bits

2090
Or Kill Me / Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People
« on: September 29, 2005, 10:43:08 pm »
regardless what they are

they are very very confused men

and they are trying to accomplish something which is impossible


thats the funny part




the shitty part is that everybody gonna feel the hurt in the process

2091
Or Kill Me / Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People
« on: September 29, 2005, 10:37:37 pm »
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC

The fascists are still trying to run the world.


fixed

and discordians walk the world

2092
Or Kill Me / Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People
« on: September 29, 2005, 09:23:05 pm »
Quote from: Rabid Badger of God
Hey, now.  Fascism was a revolution.


fascism was a 3-year-old trying to catch a snake in the mud


fascism will be a punch-line for jokes somewhere down the road




'you know -- FASCISM!'
'FASCISM?! BAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAA'

2093
Or Kill Me / Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People
« on: September 29, 2005, 09:11:34 pm »
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Quote from: LHX
anarchy

somebody should tell them to focus on ending the revolution instead of starting one


That's assuming they could actually have started it. Not washing one's body for weeks at a time is not going to come close to being a "revolutionary" act.


whoa -

didnt say they started it

2094
Or Kill Me / Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People
« on: September 29, 2005, 09:05:59 pm »
anarchy

somebody should tell them to focus on ending the revolution instead of starting one

2095
Or Kill Me / Discordian Philosophy vs. Discordian People
« on: September 29, 2005, 07:21:01 pm »
things to do when everything is gone:

sleep
eat vegetables
look at shit
not speak
create things


after we finish pushing the boulder up the hill
we watch it roll back down

but
we dont have to be dumb enuf to do it again


i am pretty sure that everybody who looks at / posts on this website is looking for some answers
or
at the very least
looking to make sure they have all their shit in check
before they do what they feel they have to do


i am also pretty sure that most people here have at least had a moment where they realize that all of their
reasoning
quick wit
deductive capabilities
command of the english language

is not going to save them from the tremendous hurt that is going to be lay upon them
(probably soon)


n00bs have to take their lumps the same way a square peg erodes until it can fit in the round hole





dear god
i love holes

2096
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
« on: September 28, 2005, 10:56:56 pm »
Quote from: Enrico Salazar
The machine gets a lot of shit piled upon it, but whenever I hook it up to my crotch and turn on the suction, I like it just fine . . . so what's the big deal?


fuck

i think i got ripped off


mine was great at first
but then it started sucking too hard

and the adjustment dial broke

2097
Apple Talk / Attention, N00bs: You might want to read this.
« on: September 28, 2005, 08:04:51 pm »
http://www.urbandictionary.com

should be included in the n00b kit

2098
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 6 - escapism
« on: September 28, 2005, 08:02:29 pm »
in the cold

and
i am hungry

no shoes

and nobody cares

my soul
offered to help
but
it was kidding


eris

oh
eris



there is a poster of britney spears here at the library
she is holding a copy of a horry potter book over her snatch
and has a shirt with an american flag on it

2099
Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
« on: September 28, 2005, 07:36:14 pm »
Quote from: Irreverend Hugh, KSC
Metapunk, why are trying so hard?

Would you relax if we sent you a target sign to wear?


as long as it is neon
and makes noises

2100
Or Kill Me / Discordians should learn how to FSU
« on: September 28, 2005, 06:39:59 pm »
Quote from: metapunk
umm really now guys, you took it all way to seriously, but if my stumbling into the party and spilling the bunch bowl and then urinating in the aquarium was amusing to you then you got whatever you needed from the moment at hand...

toss another mug into the air and slurp the beer before it gets soaked into the urine/fish water shaped mug by destroying the laws of gravity with my super anarchist fun powers...


it lasts longer if you take a picture

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