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#2116
Or Kill Me / LHX - short circuits - part 7 - the delivery
September 25, 2005, 02:35:34 PM
how to develop a method of delivery which is useful
regardless of style or aesthetics:

1.
speak with the intent of accomplishing something
for example: ending the use of all words
(getting everybody - including you - to shut the fuck up)

2.
direct comments at yourself

3.
become sufficiently aware of what is going on so that you do not communicate anything that is
a) emotionally charged
b) ignorant
c) retarded
(if you do - it is better to communicate something retarded than ignorant and better to be ignorant than emotionally charged)

4.
if your comments turn out to be inflammatory or cause discomfort
it is a good sign that they were useful

5.
view all topics of conversation as something that can be bent in a useful direction
instead of
viewing it as something which is already established
or
something which is already being of use

6.
never pass up an opportunity to remind the audience that it is going to hurt
and then laugh
because there is nothing you can do about it except
a) avoid the mental anguish of searching for non-existent alternatives
b) avoid unnecessary discomfort

7.
acknowledge that everything you say is a subtle variation of the same thing
so
find the thing you enjoy saying
and
let the environment dictate fun and creative ways to say it


LIGHT
HOUSE
X
the beacon that will lead you over the cliff at the edge of the world




(notes for later -
rules
- create your own grammar
- not being compelled to spell things correctly - as in - TEH MACHINE
- feeling free to leave words out - as in - discordia will fucking ANYTHING)

discordia will fucking anything
even teh machine
(eventually)
#2117
ouch
#2118
Or Kill Me / the inner doctrine
September 24, 2005, 07:09:25 PM
are those types of explosions common?

because that was some riveting internet viewing



it was like reality tv

but
real
#2119
Or Kill Me / Vision - Ranting for the Helluvit
September 24, 2005, 03:07:53 PM
yes

the obstacles will hurt



like large mountains or flaming rings with spikes

or better yet

a waiting room
#2120
Or Kill Me / the inner doctrine
September 24, 2005, 03:03:30 PM
i think its enough that we are all friends
#2121
Literate Chaotic / A Bunch of Nonsense I Wrote
September 24, 2005, 03:35:15 AM
Quote from: Rabid Badger of GodI like you, LHX.  You're ignorant, but at least you acknowledge it, which is cool.

i got tonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnns more ignorance where that came from



i should be able to keep you preoccupied until at least somewhere around december 2012
#2122
Literate Chaotic / A Bunch of Nonsense I Wrote
September 24, 2005, 03:28:38 AM
i love this place


its as comfortable as an overcrowded subway train that got stuck on a humid day
and all the passengers know they will get fresh air eventually

just not right now


and we have been stuck long enough that we have started talking to one another

united in the fact that the train is a piece of shit
but
we are really getting sick of one another

and we notice even our own clothes are starting to stink



yeah
this is great
#2123
Principia Discussion / AHAHAHAHAHAhA! STICKIES!
September 24, 2005, 12:40:37 AM
you guys are ridiculous

i love it here



this is fuckin nuts
#2124
Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
September 23, 2005, 11:32:40 PM
nations will crumble under the force of the Fatal Flying Elbow (FFE)
#2125
Or Kill Me / sprockets & widgets
September 23, 2005, 08:42:24 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustleyeah, that's sort of what I had in mind, only even more decentralized...I think most of us have proven that we're not all that good at working together as a group without infighting and egotism coming into play, but we're all on the same page enough that if we just worry about effecting a change in our own sphere of influence, there will be an inevitable overlap of achievements and changes which will merge into a perhaps somewhat cohesive thing once it gathers enough mass to be more or less unstoppable.

8)

this whole thing is strangely reassuring

almost makes me feel comfortable

like i might
relax
or something
#2126
Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
September 23, 2005, 08:21:33 PM
Quote from: LMNOExcellent... It's working...

...

this place is like being around a bunch of ninjas who are always liable to test your reflexes
#2127
Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
September 23, 2005, 07:30:57 PM
fuck man

i have no idea when to take anybody seriously in this place
#2128
Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
September 23, 2005, 07:24:16 PM
Quote from: LMNOVerthaine, any suggestions on where this kid could volunteer to help out your city?

Bella, any names of national organizations for battered women's shelters?

Agent Compassion, and good political volunteerism he could check out?

I mean, really.

LMNO

please please please

look me in the font and tell me you arent being serious




there is no fucking way that the thoughts of ruination and women getting beaten by pussy ass men bring any sort of pleasure
#2129
Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
September 23, 2005, 06:53:02 PM
Quote from: LMNO
Quote from: LHX
volunteer at the local blah blah fuck??


Actually, yes.

It would almost be like helping your fellow man.

Considering the state of things, it would probably be useful.

is that possible?
#2130
Or Kill Me / Rant 131: Discordoxy
September 23, 2005, 06:47:52 PM
Quote from: VerthaineI did.Needed the missionary points for my eventual advancement into the COE.The more backwater the planet,the more points that goes into your 501(jkl)fund.
We of the Transdimensional Church of Eris always goes to the Afterlife Party whenever we are recalled from an assignment amongst the 4 dimensional universes.

i meant this forum

not the planet earth



they are getting nasty with those missionary points these days
buddy of mine had to live the '80's 39 times just for making an accounting error on his 501