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Didn't you idiots spend at least several weeks being absolutely certain that I was Ron Paul? I Punch Nazis is right; you do this to everyone.

Life is tough, wear a hat.

-- Joseph McCarthy

Go fuck yourself, twat.

I don't give a damn, Roger. I like you, I think you're a pretty cool guy IRL from what I've seen, but damn - you check back on this board like clockwork to see if there's someone alternative you can shit on. Find something better to do with your free time than derailing every thread by someone who doesn't see eye to eye with you.

It's almost like you cracked the code.

And do I know you IRL?

lol

I had this comic saved from months ago, friend. This just seems like a good time to put it up.

I feel horribly chastened, I can tell you.

Oh, dear.

We banned a self-admitted fascist and China Green Elvis is out for revenge.

TL:DR.

I'm sure someone will be kind enough to point out if there's anything particularly funny or stupid. I'm just assuming it's all stupid.

It's the "I'm leftist but want to hear what Nazis have to say" thing.

Didn't you idiots spend at least several weeks being absolutely certain that I was Ron Paul? I Punch Nazis is right; you do this to everyone.

Life is tough, wear a hat.

He has been banned.  It's Ron Paul, evading his original ban, with 3/4 admins concurring and the 4th not present.

Cain might, if you ask him nicely.

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

Yup.

Yeah, I was thinking at first that it was Navcat, who was saying the exact same shit, but after his last posts, it's obvious.  I was merely confused by the ancap odor.

Navcat would be less focused.

Absolutely.

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

Yup.

Yeah, I was thinking at first that it was Navcat, who was saying the exact same shit, but after his last posts, it's obvious.  I was merely confused by the ancap odor.

I wish PMD would do The Life and Times of Generalissimo Enrico Salazar, bless his rotten and decaying heart.

That bastard paid me in orphan teeth for that... that monstrosity of a musical.

WARNING: ANIMALS WERE HARMED IN THE MAKING OF THIS FILM. SERIOUSLY, THE FILM ITSELF WAS RECORDED ON GOAT SCROTE.

You're lucky.  The last guy got a date with Diabo.

Right on cue.

Three or four more and no-one will remember why this thread was started.

CUT!

Get this man some more butthurt. Go ahead and dim the front light and focus it on his eyes. This time, as he states his prediction, fade the light and cut to black.

ROGER, TIGHTEN MICHAEL BAY'S BALL GAG, I CAN HEAR HIS SCREAMS OVER THE BRAND X MUSIC!

Look, we're gonna need you step up the energy. I'm getting a lot of "DISCRODIA IS NOT NICE" but not enough "BEES BEES BEES."

Do you get what I'm saying?

I WANT JIM CARREY MEETS JOHN WAYNE GACY. I WANT FRENCH FRY MEETS WENDY'S CHOCOLATE FROSTY. I WANT SHARKNADO MEETS THE MUNSTERS.

Make me proud.


Alright, from the top of Scene 5.

ACTION!

Calls folks "droolers", dreams of having an "adult" conversation... 

I'd be pretty sure this is Poptart, but it's too puerile and boring to actually be that particular entity. No just one more role-troll thinking they're sharp, but they're slow-mo.

No, this smells like Good old Ron Paul/Weed.

I mean, it's obvious.

I don't expect anyone to believe anything. I didn't come back to change minds.

Reasonable people should be able to at least hazard a guess at the difference between trolling for a reaction and discussing for debate. I have so far observed that "reasonable people" make up a superminority of the most active users on this board.

But so be it. Sometimes you have to sift through shit to find what's left of the opium suppositories.

So fuck off to some place where there are reasonable people.  Sorted.

To recap:  You came to troll, you trolled, you're under a proxy, but now people are expected to believe that you're not trolling; as if anything you are saying is intended to be taken seriously or should be taken seriously.



Have fun with that.