IT'S GREAT IN MODERATION.
YOU ALL DISGUST ME.
THAT IS ALL.
BUT TOO MUCH IS BETTER THAN NOT ENOUGH.
I have a confession to make:
Eating too much fat in one sitting makes me feel ill.
Three strips next to my scrambled eggs is fine, thanks.
I can usually eat two or three strips in one sitting.
It's not the QUANTITY of bacon, though: it's the ineffable QUALITY.
I believe two or three strips in one sitting qualifies as "moderation."
What's the disagreement here again? :?
Something about how much bacon we all eat, I think.
But hell, even when we perpetrated the woven / rolled bacon log, it was sliced before being put into the "Death Sandwiches". The portion per person was reasonable.
I want to create a pention to ban bacon from our kitchens
Something about having to prep ourselfs against saturated fats which will use our cravings against us
Or :?
I keep a large pot of bacon fat next to my stove and use it in lieu of oil in cooking.
George Liquor will smite any of you that are badmouthing bacon in quantity, you unamerican skidmarks. :argh!:
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.
Dear Internet,
HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
Bacon is overrated.
Okay Bacon is out
Waffles are in.
(http://web.mit.edu/smaurer/www/blog/060801%20brussels/waffle.jpg)
SWEET MERCIFUL FUCK I FUCKING LOVE WAFFLES
WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT SHIT
Holy shit! I'd eat the fuck out of that bitch!!
HOT DAMN and it's got motherfucking strawberries! Fuck yeah!
(http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2143/2542640715_2a2692d573.jpg?v=0)
had to be done
I like waffles, but I make them every Saturday.
You can't cook with waffle grease. E/O/T.
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 AM
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.
Dear Internet,
HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
:lol: :thanks: My family had the same reaction--bacon may not be on the menu with the poor turducken...just for the sake of general consensus. But I still LURV the idear.
(http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo228/Humandor/1thingthatcanmakebaconevenbetterjpg.jpg)
No hoorays for bacon tits?
Seen 'em.
This thread hurts my feelings. :cry:
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 AM
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.
Dear Internet,
HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
actually, it's the second-best way to keep a turkey moist. I mean, you don't HAVE to eat the bacon after the turkey is done. Don't blame bacon for your lack of self-control.
I read through this whole thread, and the only thing it made me think was, "Damn, I have to go pick up a few pounds of bacon after work."
Pigs are the delicious Swiss Army knives of animals.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 AM
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.
Dear Internet,
HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
actually, it's the second-best way to keep a turkey moist. I mean, you don't HAVE to eat the bacon after the turkey is done. Don't blame bacon for your lack of self-control.
Hey, don't accuse me of even contemplating doing something so heinous.
...what's the best way?
Deep fry that motherfucker.
I've never had deep-fried turkey. :cry:
It is a thing of beauty. And danger.
So naturally, I went to a deep-fryed turkey party that included 3 vats of boiling oil, 5 turkeys, and 12 bottles of various single-malt scotch.
Neither have I, but I would like to.
I can back up LMNO on this. Deep fried turkey is w1n. The trick is to get to the head of the line when they carve the thing up. The pieces with skin are obvioulsy going to be the best.
Relevant to this thread:
http://nobodyscores.loosenutstudio.com/index.php?id=430
:lulz:
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 01, 2008, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 AM
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.
Dear Internet,
HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
actually, it's the second-best way to keep a turkey moist. I mean, you don't HAVE to eat the bacon after the turkey is done. Don't blame bacon for your lack of self-control.
Hey, don't accuse me of even contemplating doing something so heinous.
...what's the best way?
take a clean pillowcase and soak it in clarified butter. Put the turkey in the pillowcase and cook at 325 until done. Remove pillowcase and enjoy the best turkey you ever ate.
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 02, 2008, 07:39:24 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on December 01, 2008, 07:02:32 PM
Quote from: East Coast Hustle on December 01, 2008, 03:14:31 PM
Quote from: BADGE OF HONOR on November 29, 2008, 07:14:50 AM
The turkey wrapped in bacon pushed me over the edge.
Dear Internet,
HAVE SOME FUCKING SHAME, FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
actually, it's the second-best way to keep a turkey moist. I mean, you don't HAVE to eat the bacon after the turkey is done. Don't blame bacon for your lack of self-control.
Hey, don't accuse me of even contemplating doing something so heinous.
...what's the best way?
take a clean pillowcase and soak it in clarified butter. Put the turkey in the pillowcase and cook at 325 until done. Remove pillowcase and enjoy the best turkey you ever ate.
We recently spatchcocked a turkey, stuffed under the skin with onion, dried cranberry and sausage and then covered with a butter soaked cheesecloth.
Awesome Turkey in 45 mins.
I'll shamelessly announce here and now that we fried not one but TWO (marinade injected, of course) turkeys this past week. In peanut oil. Both turkeys over 20 lbs.
Bacchanalian Thanksgivings are just our style, I guess.
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2008, 10:01:07 PM
I'll shamelessly announce here and now that we fried not one but TWO (marinade injected, of course) turkeys this past week. In peanut oil. Both turkeys over 20 lbs.
Bacchanalian Thanksgivings are just our style, I guess.
You win infinity mittens, not only for your culinary exploits, but also for your use of the adjective "Bacchanalian." So:
:mittens: x Infinity
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 02, 2008, 10:18:17 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2008, 10:01:07 PM
I'll shamelessly announce here and now that we fried not one but TWO (marinade injected, of course) turkeys this past week. In peanut oil. Both turkeys over 20 lbs.
Bacchanalian Thanksgivings are just our style, I guess.
You win infinity mittens, not only for your culinary exploits, but also for your use of the adjective "Bacchanalian." So:
:mittens: x Infinity
:D I missed this! Thanks muchly!
Also:
My crazyass mom is acting like she doesn't know what I am doing for Xmas dinner. :lulz: She keeps hinting she just wants HAM. :lol: I'm thinking of telling her, go right the fuck ahead and bring a damned ham if you want.
But I'm doing bacon-wrapped turducken, so stick it in your piehole.
Yeah, I'm not in charity with me mudder atm.
Quote from: Jenne on December 12, 2008, 07:42:13 PM
Quote from: Manta Obscura on December 02, 2008, 10:18:17 PM
Quote from: Jenne on December 02, 2008, 10:01:07 PM
I'll shamelessly announce here and now that we fried not one but TWO (marinade injected, of course) turkeys this past week. In peanut oil. Both turkeys over 20 lbs.
Bacchanalian Thanksgivings are just our style, I guess.
You win infinity mittens, not only for your culinary exploits, but also for your use of the adjective "Bacchanalian." So:
:mittens: x Infinity
:D I missed this! Thanks muchly!
Also:
My crazyass mom is acting like she doesn't know what I am doing for Xmas dinner. :lulz: She keeps hinting she just wants HAM. :lol: I'm thinking of telling her, go right the fuck ahead and bring a damned ham if you want.
But I'm doing bacon-wrapped turducken, so stick it in your piehole.
Yeah, I'm not in charity with me mudder atm.
I don't usually like to act like a groak, Jenne, but you might just find me, on Christmas day, staring into your kitchen through the window, gazing wistfully at your awesome turducken. That sounds delicious.
Manta,
has tried, unsuccessfully, to convince Mrs. Obscura that we need a turducken this year.
Aw, well, my husband's not too thrilled either. But he got 2 supreme-injected turkeys over 20 # fried for Thanksgiving, so I gets mah turbaconducken for Xmas.
It will be, at the very least, an adventure. Good thing my mom wants to bring ham (or wants ham PROVIDED, but fuck that, she wants it, she can bring it!).
Jenne: Mom, have you met my husband?
Mom: Yes, why?
Jenne: Well, just like Samuel L Jackson in "Pulp Fiction", he don't dig on the motherfucking swine.
He refuses to cook bacon anymore. I think his Muslim roots are grabbing him back into the soil. :lol:
He'll EAT the bacon...one or two slices...but he doesn't like to cook it because of all the bacon grease.
He hangs with ham ok...not a huge fan. But my pork roast the other night absolutely melted him. So I know if you have the right recipe, he's down.
His father, true story, told my kids during brunch one Sunday about a month ago to quit eating bacon. I said, "Why? That's MY family's background. My mother's mother's people were hog farmers."
Heh.
I should do that shit more often. Of course I got stammering replies about the unhealthiness of it.
To which I replied, "Yes, because LAMB is so good for you. You know, growing up, we thought LAMB was gross."
*shrug* It's a learning curve. Luckily, my kids are ahead of the game.
My mom needs to just accept it--I am going to do this turbaconducken thingie and if it doesn't turn out, we'll have hog. Just like her grandpappy used to.
You really need to do some Geneology research, and come up with a bunch of freaky Anglo-saxon shit.
Turbaconducken is pretty fuckin freaky, but yeah...that's a great idea. Freak those fuckers out big time.
It's spreading :argh!:
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/23/bacon-cheese-roll/
MY HOUSE SMELLS LIKE BACON.
Turbaconducken is cooking. Pix to follow once it's done.
:vom:
:lol:
You just wait--the bacon's actually a very small part of it.
Everyone against bacon ITT - GTFO my internets.
(http://images.businessweek.com/ss/06/11/1121_tofurky/image/smart-bacon-front.jpg)
SMART BACON IS MADE OUT OF SOYBEANS AND LENTILS!
IT'S SOYBEANS AND LENTAAAAAAAALLZZZ!!!!1
:x
I NOAZ THIS
THIS BETTER BADGER? IT'S TECHNICALLY "NOT BACON"
SMART BACON IS STILL BETTER THAN TURKEY BACON
BARELY IT'S GROSS I TRIED SOME TODAY
fucking whole foods didn't have morning star baconz....
:vom:
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on December 25, 2008, 11:52:31 PM
BARELY IT'S GROSS I TRIED SOME TODAY
fucking whole foods didn't have morning star baconz....
:vom:
As a friend of mine said, "Processed vegan convenience food is soy cancer".
at least with soy bacon :vom:
Quote from: Pope Dysnomia on December 25, 2008, 11:52:31 PM
BARELY IT'S GROSS I TRIED SOME TODAY
fucking whole foods didn't have morning star baconz....
:vom:
depends on how you cook it. I've had it be delicious and disgusting. If you didn't throw away what you didn't cook, try using butter instead of oil and add some paprika, maybe a bit of garlic. It can be really good.
But YAY WAFFLES! I had one today covered in chocolate. There are a couple waffle places in the city I live in, and the one I usually go to is open to the street, so the smell lures in unsuspecting customers. Ohhh goddamn I love Belgium
WAFFULLES!
i just tried a bacon roll for the first time and even if it is uncool to talk about bacon, its still pretty awesome to eat. the roll fell apart during cooking so it ended up being more of a bacon and cheese blob but tasty!!! WOW !!!
i am still on a bacon overdose high a few hours later!
bacon hangover :argh!: it was so worth it even being on the verge of :vom: it was still worth it
Quote from: Fomenter on January 04, 2009, 03:16:08 AM
bacon hangover :argh!: it was so worth it even being on the verge of :vom: it was still worth it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn10n7uIHFc
Quote from: Jenne on January 05, 2009, 03:13:18 AM
Quote from: Fomenter on January 04, 2009, 03:16:08 AM
bacon hangover :argh!: it was so worth it even being on the verge of :vom: it was still worth it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tn10n7uIHFc
:lulz: :lulz:
How the fuck did you get that picture.
That's my "baby" brother (the bacon addict--he's lost about 30 # since he made that, though)--his former comedy troupe is called The Insanities. He's branched off and makes comedy with that other dude (the dude in the goatee) now. I forget what they're called now, however.
QuoteHow the fuck did you get that picture.
stupid in joke goes wrong :argh!: "at me"
that's awesome, the part where he goes nuts and eats the bacon while he is cooking it is funny cause its too real..
Quote from: Richter on December 23, 2008, 09:57:34 PM
It's spreading :argh!:
http://www.neatorama.com/2008/12/23/bacon-cheese-roll/
Keeps spreading. :lulz:
http://www.geekologie.com/2008/12/pfft_hearts_are_overrated_anyw.php
(http://img36.imageshack.us/img36/2624/img0540x.jpg) (http://img36.imageshack.us/i/img0540x.jpg/)
just add potatos
I registered baconcult.com or something like that but I never did anything with it.
(http://www.1percent.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/250x120/5e06319eda06f020e43594a9c230972d/p/a/papjjbac_4/1percent-Juicy-Jay%27s-PAPJJBAC-30.jpg)
http://www.1percent.com/juicy-jays-bacon-rolling-papers.html
QuoteI'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
That's blasphemy. My beliefs require a non-kosher diet, which is easy to do by simply adding bacon to anything. I find that the most non-kosher food would be a steak and cheese with bacon sandwich, made from a cow killed with a rusty spoon.
Quote from: Dimo1138 on August 09, 2009, 12:29:32 AM
QuoteI'M FUCKING SICK OF BACON
That's blasphemy. My beliefs require a non-kosher diet, which is easy to do by simply adding bacon to anything. I find that the most non-kosher food would be a steak and cheese with bacon sandwich, made from a cow killed with a rusty spoon.
Are there people who think you're funny?
[dick]
None here that I've seen.
maybe his....
"FANS"
[/dick]
Hot dog on a friday.
(http://chronolect.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/francis_bacon.jpg)
Seriously man, fuck you
get back to the 16th century you frilly asshole
if you do a google search for "hate francis bacon" in quotes, you will find 286(now probably 287) people who hate that guy just as much as I do.
(http://askaurinal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fuck-bacon.jpg)
goddamnit
I haven't had bacon in a while. :sad:
I LOVE BACON. :)
Quote from: NWC on April 18, 2010, 10:51:41 PM
(http://chronolect.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/francis_bacon.jpg)
Seriously man, fuck you
get back to the 16th century you frilly asshole
if you do a google search for "hate francis bacon" in quotes, you will find 286(now probably 287) people who hate that guy just as much as I do.
(http://askaurinal.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/fuck-bacon.jpg)
goddamnit
:lulz:
This post is made of mittens.