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[The big deal, the stuff that'll mess with your appreciation of bacon:]

While rummaging for truffles in my fridge last night, I came upon what I thought was pre-cooked ham. One horrifying nibble later, I realized it was NOT cooked, as my brain screamed loudly "HAM TASTES LIKE PEOPLE". Now, I've never to my knowledge eaten a person, but this was such a strong thought that I had to do a Google — I've come across enough esoteric gobbledegook implying that humans and pigs are related, and the whole "longpig"/we can use their parts as spare parts/'pigs are unclean animals' thing had me wondering.

That led me to this wishy-washy article on The Outline about the research of Gene McCarthy, PhD. From there, I landed on his extensive website, Macroevolution.net.



Human-Bovine hybrid


Human-Porcine hybrid


Video: Human-Goat hybrid

A little eyebleach:





Video of Cabbits (Cat-Rabbit hybrid)

The big deal, the stuff that'll mess with your appreciation of bacon:

His extensive and logically-sound hypothesis that humans are primate-porcine hybrids

Naturally, no one wants to hear this, because "ew gross" and "but my morning bacon-egg-and-cheese". I have personally chucked my concept of taxonomy out the window... but will I stop eating pork? Dunno... cannibalism doesn't seem to be a problem for our piggy cousins.

— What Will Quantum Computer Games Be Like?[/URL], Gizmodo

Was reading this article on quantum gaming which was about some very clever idiot who wants to teach quantum computers to play war games, and this popped out at me. Seems to belong in High Weirdness.

Obviously it was much appreciated. This specimen spotted across from Peter Luger in Williamsburg.


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It seems to me that there are probably more than one member of PD living in or adjacent to NYC. I don't see how this could possibly go wrong.

My least favorite but most heavily imprinted trip in this lifetime is the paranoia trip! Ya Goddess got PTSD and my Obama appointed counselor doesn't know the first thing about the Eight Circuits. What's a gyal to do??!

ITT post your personal best methods for kicking the trip

It's MY thread and YOU CANT HAVE IT

ITT talk about me, or pray to me so we can all have a laugh


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