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:omg: :omg: :omg: :omg: :omg:
This would be funny, but JohnNyx started it, so it fails.
I think we all need to sit down and discuss this in an adult manner no name calling please
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JOHNNY YOU SO CRAZEE
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Dok,
Hasn't forgotten.
Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while Dok sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as Dok wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare Mexican restaurant experiences.
DIS IS THE BESTEST FREAD ERVER.
Dok,
In before Faust.
A MUSTACHE DID YOU SEE THAT IT HAS A MUSTACHE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!
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Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 14, 2010, 08:44:26 PM
Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while Dok sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as Dok wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare Mexican restaurant experiences.
OH DEAR CHRIST. This gets better every time I read it. :lulz:
Quote from: BDS on March 14, 2010, 08:46:31 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 14, 2010, 08:44:26 PM
Silence for the first 10 seconds or so, but then the powerful, thunderous farts start. The volume of these rat-a-tat farts is incredible, along the lines of elk antlers clashing or a large tree cracking as it is felled. There are rumors (unconfirmed) that local police have recorded these airbeefs at 103db. Of course splattering sounds accompany these inhuman shit/air rumblings, and occasional a large volume of water/shit is heard to be splashed out on the floor. The end of the BM is usually about a 45-second high pitch whiner fart, followed by 4 or 5 successive powershit deposits. If you could put shit in those T-shirt cannons they use at sports arenas, and then shoot the shit into water at close range, then you could reproduce these splash sounds. BLAM BLAM BLAM BLAM. You actually feel bad for the toilet after this. All the while Dok sings Opera in response to exceptionally disgusting discharges. The end of the experience is a muffled rubbing sound as Dok wipes with bath towels, and the occasional slapping sound as he swats the soiled towels against the bathroom wall, creating messes that populate Arizona lore regarding nightmare Mexican restaurant experiences.
OH DEAR CHRIST. This gets better every time I read it. :lulz:
It has the added advantage of properly expressing my feelings towards Johhny.
Patience looked at Christian and said, "Take me, my good husband. For I must be a good wife to you." Christian's pants began to swell with the will of the LORD, and he came upon his good wife Patience. He came upon her again and again, as it proper to consummate a marriage on the couple's wedding night.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbwkkXGmFrI)
Quote from: Professor Freeky on March 14, 2010, 09:05:52 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y
"my stomach was making the rumblies that only hands could satisfied."
fucking own!!
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 14, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
DIS IS THE BESTEST FREAD ERVER.
Dok,
In before Faust.
At least he doesn't post fluff like this.
Quote from: Calamity Nigel on March 14, 2010, 09:21:49 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 14, 2010, 08:45:02 PM
DIS IS THE BESTEST FREAD ERVER.
Dok,
In before Faust.
At least he doesn't post fluff like this.
i got your fluff!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_mw75QCXQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lW_mw75QCXQ&feature=related)
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 14, 2010, 08:40:13 PM
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That's not a llama, it's a goat. Probably a Lamancha.
Quote from: Iason Ouabache on March 14, 2010, 09:28:15 PM
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 14, 2010, 08:40:13 PM
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That's not a llama, it's a goat. Probably a Lamancha.
Johnny can only tell them apart from down South, if ya dig.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 14, 2010, 10:09:25 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 14, 2010, 09:30:28 PM
Johnny can only tell them apart from down South, if ya dig.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64PqTom2Mec (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=64PqTom2Mec)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNPiZrVX0fE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNPiZrVX0fE)
Was talking about you, not to you.
What do you get if you cross a chihuaua with a llaso apso?
the Dalai Tijuana.
its a game i play when my voices get too much. Take two dog breeds that would look ridiculous as cross breeds. Give name. Has to be of heights that can actually mate. NO Irish wolfhound with jack russell.
/me threadjacking, cos i can.
So, Johnny's a spam artist now.
Such a shock.
the llama thing stopped being funny after the first 2 posts.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 15, 2010, 02:09:53 AM
But what about the precious fluffffffff you are being fassciiisstt towards my nonnn connnteeentt
Fuck off.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 15, 2010, 02:09:53 AM
But what about the precious fluffffffff you are being fassciiisstt towards my nonnn connnteeentt
Asshole.
Remind me why everyone is supposed to hate Johnyx again?
Because IMO his posts are more interesting than most of the posts made by most of the people that everyone is supposed to like.
Oh, that's right. He was an asshole to someone once. Good thing we've never been guilty of that.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 15, 2010, 02:21:20 AM
Remind me why everyone is supposed to hate Johnyx again?
Because IMO his posts are more interesting than most of the posts made by most of the people that everyone is supposed to like.
Oh, that's right. He was an asshole to someone once. Good thing we've never been guilty of that.
I hate him for accusing me of nepotism, after he spent a few days attacking anyone that posted a rant.
He can kiss my fucking ass.
I must have missed that part. Oh, well, I suppose that's between you and him.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 15, 2010, 02:31:00 AM
I must have missed that part. Oh, well, I suppose that's between you and him.
Yep. It's a personal thing.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 15, 2010, 02:39:00 AM
You accused me of being Daruko several times, and i dont cry about it, like the fragile but agressive dog that you are.
You're talking, but all I hear is a low buzzing noise.
Die in a burn ward, please. :)
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 15, 2010, 02:46:58 AM
We "agreed" to stay out of each others way several times before.
GTFO my thread.
That didn't mean I was going to put up with your passive-aggressive bullshit, as in this thread.
Suck my dick.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 15, 2010, 02:39:00 AM
You accused me of being Daruko several times,
Also, I was wrong about this. Daruko is a better man than you. He may have had trouble expressing himself without fighting, but all you do is try to be as hurtful as possible, to everyone. This thread is a good example.
You are scum.
I have no wish at all to get in between you guys' personal beef, but I do want to put my two cents in regarding the topic of the thread, and my two cents is that I got it and thought it was funny. If anyone took it as hurtful, they probably need to grow a pair and/or stop being one of the whiny sacks that have nothing to talk about other than their personal drama.
Or I might have interpreted it completely wrong, that's for Johnyx to decide, but that's what I got out of it.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 15, 2010, 03:15:44 AM
I have no wish at all to get in between you guys' personal beef, but I do want to put my two cents in regarding the topic of the thread, and my two cents is that I got it and thought it was funny. If anyone took it as hurtful, they probably need to grow a pair and/or stop being one of the whiny sacks that have nothing to talk about other than their personal drama.
Or I might have interpreted it completely wrong, that's for Johnyx to decide, but that's what I got out of it.
Meh. I just hate Johnny, and I like to say horrible shit to him. If that bothers him, he should sack up, ya know?
It's a piss-poor substitute to seeing him caught in a burning wreck, but I suppose it will have to do.
Dok,
May have mentioned that he doesn't particularly care for the boy.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 15, 2010, 03:20:22 AM
Please do tell me, how can i "sack up"?
Tie a sack of lye around your neck and hop into the river.
If you are unable to afford a river, use your local sewer.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 15, 2010, 03:17:58 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 15, 2010, 03:15:44 AM
I have no wish at all to get in between you guys' personal beef, but I do want to put my two cents in regarding the topic of the thread, and my two cents is that I got it and thought it was funny. If anyone took it as hurtful, they probably need to grow a pair and/or stop being one of the whiny sacks that have nothing to talk about other than their personal drama.
Or I might have interpreted it completely wrong, that's for Johnyx to decide, but that's what I got out of it.
Meh. I just hate Johnny, and I like to say horrible shit to him. If that bothers him, he should sack up, ya know?
It's a piss-poor substitute to seeing him caught in a burning wreck, but I suppose it will have to do.
Dok,
May have mentioned that he doesn't particularly care for the boy.
I understand all that, and I have no wish to infringe upon your right to pursue a personal vendetta (lord knows I enjoy that as much as the next guy), I'm just hoping it's not going to interfere with every thread Johnyx posts in because I actually like him as a poster and think that many of his topics make for interesting discussion. If that's not possible, just let me know in advance so I can avoid clicking on those threads and being subsequently disappointed at their derailment.
Quote from: Joh'Nyx on March 15, 2010, 03:26:11 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 15, 2010, 02:59:29 AM
...but all you do is try to be as hurtful as possible, to everyone. This thread is a good example.
I was posting my personal fluff, as everyone else in their own right, does too.
You! Out of the champions of "its fine, its apple talk!" accusing me of spamming! Hypocrite dog!
And this thread only counts as "passive-agressive bullshit" by the assumption that everything i post has anything to do with you.
Sorry to pop your bubble! This thread wasnt about you! Im sorry that you arent that important in my universe!
I really don't care, Johnny. I just like to say rotten shit to you, because it's all you rate.
Well, all you rate
here. I suppose in a just universe, you'd rate being hit by a 300 kilo WalMart Mammoth one of those rascal scooters, or maybe just get Dengue Fever.
But we don't live in a just universe, so I shall content myself with calling you a punk. I am nothing if not accurate.
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 15, 2010, 03:27:30 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 15, 2010, 03:17:58 AM
Quote from: Emerald City Hustle on March 15, 2010, 03:15:44 AM
I have no wish at all to get in between you guys' personal beef, but I do want to put my two cents in regarding the topic of the thread, and my two cents is that I got it and thought it was funny. If anyone took it as hurtful, they probably need to grow a pair and/or stop being one of the whiny sacks that have nothing to talk about other than their personal drama.
Or I might have interpreted it completely wrong, that's for Johnyx to decide, but that's what I got out of it.
Meh. I just hate Johnny, and I like to say horrible shit to him. If that bothers him, he should sack up, ya know?
It's a piss-poor substitute to seeing him caught in a burning wreck, but I suppose it will have to do.
Dok,
May have mentioned that he doesn't particularly care for the boy.
I understand all that, and I have no wish to infringe upon your right to pursue a personal vendetta (lord knows I enjoy that as much as the next guy), I'm just hoping it's not going to interfere with every thread Johnyx posts in because I actually like him as a poster and think that many of his topics make for interesting discussion. If that's not possible, just let me know in advance so I can avoid clicking on those threads and being subsequently disappointed at their derailment.
I'll try to restrain myself, and will inform you should I succumb to my baser nature.
It's not going to be easy, though. Johnny DOES like to trash other peoples' threads, so it's kind of hard to leave his be, know what I mean?
fair enough.