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Trolleys are the greatest form of transportation invented by monkeys.

their steering is most excellent.

looks like we've been found out guys.




time to act like we should if someone wanted to feel up your little one.




or your kids.

The s-mystics sucked me in when they told me they had basically a bunch of interested people discussing their own ideas.

Then they used a Downy Jr film to predict a catastrophic event. So I surrender.

hxxp://www.associatedcontent.com/article/6012170/discordianism_pg2.html?cat=
or hxxp://www.bukisa.com/articles/315321_discordianism (same article)

Questions;
hxxp://www.merchantcircle.com/answers/q/284122/What-is-the-Discordian-Law-of-Fives?utm_source=profile&utm_medium=newsfeed

And I almost feel bad about letting you at these people;
hxxp://www.mysticalwonders.org/group/post-49978.html

those were fun!

and yeah, everybody go register for the mystical wonders site - they don't check your e-mail address so registration takes < 30 sec. 

done and done.

Hokiday, here's the deal. Channel 4 in the u are doing a little feature called 'twist our words.'
i propose this: construct as many memebombs (or general nonsensical statements) as you can out of the given words in the hopes that at least one of them gets aired. share creations on here too.

http://twist.channel4.com/words

and here's a few i made earlier:
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce2871a0397f
http://twist.channel4.com/videos/video/4ce26a2de953f

who wants to play?

i've done 3 so far. going for the easy ones 'cause i'm lazy.

I hear potassium cyanide makes that taste better.

You should try it.

I tried it and now i feel much better.

at the moment i've been listening to Battles and 65Daysofstatic. I like instrumental stuff, requires composers to find more inventive ways of communicating with the spectators.

i am myself. i think.

Wow, I can't believe people are asking such questions here.

Go burn yourself at the stake, heathen, til you learn your lesson as to why you should not question ancient discordian wisdom.

So it is written, so shall it be, AND DONT ASK WHY OR YOU WON'T GET ANY SUPPER BEFORE BED

but.... but.... ugh.

10/15
us constitution ones got me as well. then again. UK resident.
ah well.

I didn't know in England you could retire at 17

You can't. Kent is known to me as 'England's retirement home' because of the alarming amount of OAP's  here. i mean fair play to them for moving down here for their retirement it's a beautiful county but if i see another fucking bowls club i may go on a cleansing spree.

[Luke/Themenniss/Menniss/Bedroom Refugee.]

Luke/Themenniss/Menniss/Bedroom Refugee.
    * Demographics. Male 17 and living in Kent (England's retirement home)
    * Professional Info. Studding Music, Maths and Physics in my last year of sixth form before i (hopefully) go on to study sound engineering.
    * What you like to do in your free time? I'm mostly a musician. during my early teenage years i played a lot of 'puter gaimz but i eventually realised that i could deprive myself of sleep doing much more worthwhile things than gaming. like trolling twilight fans and haters simultaneously with my group of friends known as 'The United Fronts of Resistance' and erm... drawing on one post-it note a day and placing it on my wall to form a backwards calender so i can remember what i did the night before.
    * What kind of topics / projects are you interested in? Let's just say i'm building up a large collection of posters, stickers and googley eyes for this year...
    * How did you find Eris and what did you to her once you found her? a good friend of mine directed me to the online version of the book about a year and a half ago and, after minutes of thorough  studying i was sightly enlightened. i signed up on here probably around a year ago now and it didn't really take the first time (i'd say it was more of a glancing hit. which we all know requires a roll of a 6 to destroy the vehicle.) but now i'm feeling more up to the apparent challenge of hanging about on an internet forum filled with people who are more interesting to study than the chavs down the local park. here's hoping.

Reverend Bedroom Refugee

sounds pretty cool may have to check it out. It's a bit of a stretch from some of the anime i've watched by the sound of it.
FLCL is fecking kickass though.

you might, i might, invisible dave might but not everyone does. we can sit back and smile while the rest of the world looks on confused.