So, we are running the fourth iteration of DoD in a few weeks time in Edinburgh. Last year there was an obvious issue with the traditional "let's all just get drunk" faction and the progressive "we're a group of Discordians, lets do Discordian things" cult.
Aaaaaanyway, in discussion with Pixie last night she thought some form of distribution of memes and such in return for beer would perhaps work out. Like "You can only have a drink after you've said one of these bizarre statements to a random stranger".
I'm pretty short on such ideas though. The best I've come up with so far is "Excuse me sir, your duck appears to have fled". Which sucks.
The only thing I would say is seeing as we're going to be in a Scottish pub for at least a few of these things, please to avoid anything too controversial with regards to Religion, Politics or Scottish Football.
"The world ends tomorrow, sir...Are you prepared for mighty Gozar's return?"
"Will these women all look as hot when they have radiation burns all over them?"
"I say, sir! Didn't I serve with you in Barsoom?"
"Them are powerful big rats in the basement, man. Powerful big."
"If you had a holodeck, would you ever go to work again, or just sit at home and have sex with a simulation of Lauren Bacall until you starved to death?"
THAT'S the stuff!
Cheers Dok!
He gave me up. He let me down. He ran around, and, frankly, it hurt.
Quote from: Sigmatic on May 15, 2010, 10:33:46 PM
He gave me up. He let me down. He ran around, and, frankly, it hurt.
DAMN HIM!
That's just wrong sig.
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."
"I'D BUY THAT FOR A DOLLAR!"
"Well they definitely look humanoid."
"excuse me good sir, but your nipples are showing."
"good thing we aren't water soluble."
"the scots are some of the most inbred people in the world lol"
"have you ever put a jar of peanut butter in the microwave for a few seconds-- you know, just to heat it up-- and then stuck your dick in it? feels good man."
something about fucking an octopus
etc.
"wow that colour really brings out your nipples"
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There was this lady passing out milkshakes in her front lawn the other day. They were so good. Much better than others I've had.
Have you ever had a complete stranger walk up to you and just start a random conversation?
Did your mom cut your hair?
Did you see the corpse over in the pharmacy?
Buy me a drink and I'll tell you a story.
I used to be normal until they removed part of my brain.
I have a letter from the mental institution that says I am not crazy.
Be honest: Do I look pretty?
ah agent Hassan, we have the weapons ready for delivery, did you bring the money?
:lulz:
the jokes about the scottish cant really be said by the english for fear of being chibbed and humped by rabid schemies.
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 15, 2010, 11:47:10 PM
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."
This just made me burst out laughing :lol:
Quote from: Sparkley Pink Shit on May 16, 2010, 09:25:18 PM
Quote from: Ne+@uNGr0+ on May 15, 2010, 11:47:10 PM
"God was my co-pilot, but we crashed in the wilderness and I had to eat him."
This just made me burst out laughing :lol:
That's good. I'm surprised atheists haven't run it into the ground, so to speak.
they do like to do that.
"You haven't seen a small tapeworm laying around have you?" "No? It's about this big, and that thick, white with a tinge of yellow, his name's Ralph." "No, ma'am this is no joke."
Also, for postergasming or handing out as a supplement to the above:
(http://imgur.com/KVG2b.jpg) (http://ifile.it/vi6czlx)
You guys do things in the metric system right?
ETA: You should write in "CALL (write in your local Peta phone number here)" at the bottom.
Sing the first three verses of the "My Horse Is Amazing" song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bP_0dDjoW_o
You're on reality TV, quick, say something cool!
You will win 100 pounds if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
maybe we could take a little inspiration from the solo dreamwalks cram? Just create something surreal in the middle of the street?
Are there any really good 'uns that don't take too much organising?
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edd
These are awesome.
Keep 'em coming though. There are a lot of drinks to be earned.
"Ducks' penises corkscrew. Yeah. Like that. *gesture* "
Suggestions?
hmmm you shouldn't wear that sweater anymore, makes your neck look fat.
I don't "earn" drinks. Alcohol is my god given right, damnit :argh!:
Oh. Then you won't be pleased to hear how a trip to the Curry Hoose is "earned"...
In college, we used to give people random things like a bolt or a dried up marker. They had to find someone, convince them they had a "vision" that this "random" person had to have whatever it was and get a nickel for it. The reward was a shot for every nickel.
You have to make sure they have no money when they leave though :lulz:
Quote from: Cramulus on May 17, 2010, 02:13:37 PM
You're on reality TV, quick, say something cool!
You will win 100 pounds if you repeat what I'm saying right now to a stranger.
YOU WILL GAIN 100 POUNDS IF YOU EAT ALL THESE FISH AND CHIPS IN 15 MINUTES
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on May 17, 2010, 05:25:57 PM
I don't "earn" drinks. Alcohol is my god given right, damnit :argh!:
How about
You get a beer if you tell that fat bastard over there to MÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜVE
"If I have seen further it is only by standing on the testicles of giants."
This is part of a dream you're going to have tonight
Later today, look for an opportunity to meet your future self
The Government is watching God
triplezero one thing we should also bring to DoD is another bag of those memebomb slips btw, they're not brilliant mindfuckery but it was great how every pub slowly got covered in them as we sat there
Payne yes
triplezero small effort anyway
Payne salt shakers to toilet advertising boards to under tables to EVERYWHERE
triplezero oh! i had another awesome idea lately
Payne and we should prolly finally hit a bookstore, like Syn wants
triplezero stickers with "SELF DESTRUCT" on the toilet flush button/handle
Payne lol
triplezero and we could simply put the bit.ly/5bip23 link on the slips as well
triplezero along with a memebomb of course
Payne yes
triplezero in fact SELF DESTRUCT stickers could go on a lot of things like pedestrian traffic light buttons (do they have buttons in Edinburgh?)
Payne yes
Payne they do
Heh. Fun.
You should all learn the Lady Gaga dance routines from "Telephone", and break into them at inopportune times.
Recently I discovered how fun it is to take a sharpie, go to a public toilet, unroll a foot or two of tissue, and write something on it then roll it back up.
Somebody at my college was about to wipe their ass, and suddenly the toilet paper said OH SNAP.
But you guys can probably think of something more apt. :)
:lulz: @ self-destruct and OH SNAP
"I wouldn't eat that if I were you."
"Take this. When the time comes, you will know what to do."
"Did you ever dream you woke up and not realize it, and you were already getting ready for your day when it hit you that none of this is real?"
"You're late. Listen, we have a lot to--damn! We're being watched. Quick, say something generic."
HEY MAN, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING: IS IT OK HAVING A BIG PENIS? DO YOU THINK I CAN BE LIKE YOU?
I like these surreal dream suggestions.
"I once knew a guy who had a (insert article of clothing the person is wearing which is uncommon-looking) exactly like that." ... "His friend was a giraffe salesman, I know, whose international lawyer had this thing for smashing clocks, but only when he was sleepwalking."
Quote from: LMNO on May 18, 2010, 01:04:41 PM
You should all learn the Lady Gaga dance routines from "Telephone", and break into them at inopportune times.
You mean there is actually an appropriate time for doing this? That's quite disturbing.
"Oh sorry, I didn't recognise you with your clothes on"
Quote from: Jose? on May 19, 2010, 11:05:07 AM
"Oh sorry, I didn't recognise you with my clothes on"
Fixt.
:lulz:
We are all lying in the gutter,
but some of us are looking at the kerb!
You don't sweat much, for a fat chick/lad do you?
And this one' s great, If you see a celebrity, (I used Ian McCulloch from Echo and the Bunnymen) who looks a little bit too "up themselves", and are obviously in need of a little grounding approach them for their autograph,like a gushy little fanboi, they will usually be happy to sign. then when they start to sign, you say, "Thanks Mate, yeah, could you make it out to, *- - - - - * please, that's right, from Julian, . . . .McCulloch puts the pen down, and says "who the fuck do you think I am"? I smiled back, you're Julian Cope, and he really did flounce off like a little prima donna, and screwed up the
piece of notepaper he'd been signing, and threw it across the Pub. I knew he didn't like Cope, and he certainly didn't like being mistaken for him.
:fap:
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:40:37 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 18, 2010, 01:04:41 PM
You should all learn the Lady Gaga dance routines from "Telephone", and break into them at inopportune times.
You mean there is actually an appropriate time for doing this? That's quite disturbing.
Your life needs more gayness. Just saying.
Quote from: LMNO on May 19, 2010, 02:13:23 PM
Quote from: BadBeast on May 19, 2010, 08:40:37 AM
Quote from: LMNO on May 18, 2010, 01:04:41 PM
You should all learn the Lady Gaga dance routines from "Telephone", and break into them at inopportune times.
You mean there is actually an appropriate time for doing this? That's quite disturbing.
Your life needs more gayness. Just saying.
I'm currently trying to imagine P3nT doing this.
It hurts mah brain, Alphapance. It hurts it terrible.
My work here is done.
This is back-asswards for me. You give me fuckton of beer and I'll do anything. That's how it works. You come between me and my beer and tell me I have to do some shit before I get my alcohol, it's going to get real fucking messy, real fucking quick! :evilmad:
ok ok ok
I know you're serious about this.
How about, you drink a beer, and then I give you another one.
Then you can ponder about whether you earned the second one because you drank the first, or that you drank a beer, and this caused you to drink another beer. And then you get us a round, and THEN the causality of things will really start becoming complicated.
When I used to live in Weymouth, in the summer, Me and my mate, used to get pissed up, and fill our pockets up with change, walk along lurch around on the Esplanade, taking it in turns, to pick a likely looking mark, then stagger towards him, and ask if he had 40p for a cup of tea. As soon as he said (and they nearly always did) "Sorry Mate, I've got no money at all" We'd then proceed to give him 40p, saying, "Get yourself a cuppa, Mate, go on" then scoot off while they were still in shock. That was always good for a laugh. The Police would arrest people if they were begging, but they couldn't arrest us for giving money away.