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Messages - Q. G. Pennyworth

#61
I'm working on crawling out from under a rock. 2023 seems like an auspicious year for that. Or at least an interesting one.
#62
Or Kill Me / Re: Buttons
April 27, 2022, 10:11:54 PM
#63
What now?
#64
Or Kill Me / Re: Compromise
March 27, 2022, 06:34:32 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on March 05, 2022, 04:40:30 AM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on February 11, 2022, 08:09:48 PM
Let it be known that humans are cabbages sometimes
And greyfaces are jokesters sometimes
That bipeds sometimes drop to all fours
And sheeple are sometimes woke

Let it be known that enlightenment is not a destination
But a way that people sometimes are
And sometimes are not
And this is not a flaw, but a feature

Let us not shit on people for being on a downswing
Or prevent them from moving back
Towards the kind of person
We'd like to hang out with

Let us not place blame except where it is due
Or where its funny

There's almost always redemption.

Even if there's no hope for redemption, you don't need to be the reason someone doesn't redeem themselves. We can always take that step back and let them figure it out or hang themselves.
#65
Quote from: Faust on February 23, 2022, 04:37:14 PM
Standing on a corpse here

No that's a chessboard.
#66
Or Kill Me / Compromise
February 11, 2022, 08:09:48 PM
Let it be known that humans are cabbages sometimes
And greyfaces are jokesters sometimes
That bipeds sometimes drop to all fours
And sheeple are sometimes woke

Let it be known that enlightenment is not a destination
But a way that people sometimes are
And sometimes are not
And this is not a flaw, but a feature

Let us not shit on people for being on a downswing
Or prevent them from moving back
Towards the kind of person
We'd like to hang out with

Let us not place blame except where it is due
Or where its funny
#67
My brain has been McShitty lately but I'm working on crawling outta it. Gonna post some of the new HN pages here in a minute.
#68
Bring and Brag / Re: Buckfast Illuminated Principia
February 07, 2022, 06:59:06 PM
looks great!
#69
Quote from: Cain on January 08, 2022, 01:32:09 PM
Best I can do is ANTIFA

I THINK ABOUT ANTIFA 19 HOURS A DAY

I SIT IN MY BASEMENT AND ROCK BACK AND FORTH, AND FOAM GUYS OUT OF MY MOUTH

ANTIFA CAN SECRETLY FLY

ANTIFA SECRETLY RUN EVERYTHING AND OWN EVERYTHING AND EVERYONE

MY DOG IS SECRETLY ANTIFA.  I SHAKE HIM FOR ANSWERS BUT HE WAS TAUGHT TO KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT.

ANTIFA CAN TELEPORT

JERRY SEINFELD IS A SPACE ALIEN WHO CAME FROM THE ANTIFA MOTHERSHIP

ANTIFA OWN AND RUN EVERYTHING BUT THEY ARE NOT SMART, NO SIR, THEY ARE REALLYDUMB

I LIKE TO ACCUSE ANTIFA OF MANY THINGS AND THEN ACCUSE THEM OF WHINING WHEN THEY RESPOND TO MY ATTACKS

YOU ARE SECRETLY ANTIFA

EVERYONE IS ANTIFA

THERE ARE NO ANTIFA

HELP ME, THE VOICES IN MY HEAD FRIGHTEN ME

OHHH MY HEAD HOW IT HURTS

ANTIFA ARE SECRETLY AFRAID OF FRUIT

WHERE IS MY MEDICATION?

:mittens:
#70
When you hit the inevitable recursive why phase, I had some success with a "whole questions only" policy. They'll still ask but you take away the reflexive ones that are just to keep you talking.
#71
Like, you see all these normal ass posts about "I got engaged!" "I started a new job!" "Lookit this baby I made!" "here's my 112 year old granny love you!" and I'm just sitting here like, I know you owned fuzzy pink handcuffs and I know you have fucked half of the greater metro area and I know you can't get off without practically punching girls in the face and I know you bought a cage for your penis but you can't SAY THAT so it's just.. I dunno man it's fuckin bizarre.
#72
Quote from: Cramulus on November 21, 2021, 02:00:56 PM
I'M GONNA PISS UP YOUR CAR'S TAILPIPE

AND IT'S GONNA BE FLOODED WITH PISS AND THEN GET ALL BACKED UP AND THE PRESSURE WILL BUILD UP TO AN INSANE LEVEL

AND WHEN I PULL MY SHMANGLE OUT OF THE TAILPIPE, PISS IS GONNA BLAST OUT EVERYWHERE, ALL OVER ME






THAT'S THE ONLY WAY I CAN ENJOY SUNDAY

Brb giving this to a lawyer with instructions to deliver to your child on their 18th birthday
#73
Principia Discussion / Re: Crossdressing for Chaos
November 20, 2021, 05:18:03 PM
srs tho can I use it or not?