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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:16:31 PM

Title: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:16:31 PM
http://www.vox.com/culture/2016/10/18/12775742/who-is-chuck-tingle-fake-explained
Quotewhen devils say "you cant live as a buck or a ladybuck" i say YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT EVEN A PLANE OR A CAR this is not a poking joke this is to say LOVE IS REAL YOU ARE PERFECT AS WHOEVER YOU WANT TO BE EVEN IF YOU WANT TO BE THE CONCEPT OF TIME.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: NeonWytch on October 20, 2016, 06:38:29 PM
Quotei have done many spells around the neibhorhood like SLICK LOOK and MAIL TIME and i have also talked to birds to see if they understand the world in a diffrent way than i do (they have this way) and this is true magic ... and then I SMILE because they tell me the secerts ofwhat is GOING ON IN BILLINGS. this is how i keep up to date.

Proof that he has performed bird-related miracles.
He fits the bill for saint hood pretty god diggity dang well.

Even if Chuck is "fake" it's the beautiful kind of lie, the truthy-kind.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: hooplala on October 20, 2016, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

I'm going to be Little Richard!!
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 20, 2016, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

I'm going to be Little Richard!!

That's MY idea!   :lulz:
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Ziegejunge on October 21, 2016, 09:40:11 PM
I'm down for sainting Mr. Tingle. I dream of a utopia where we can all be Little Richard.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Junkenstein on October 21, 2016, 10:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 20, 2016, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

I'm going to be Little Richard!!

That's MY idea!   :lulz:

Haven't you been self identifying as an old black woman for years anyway?

And I'll support this based on book titles alone. The multiple id's and refusing to clarify the truth nails it.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 11:19:47 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on October 21, 2016, 10:45:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on October 21, 2016, 12:14:08 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on October 20, 2016, 06:39:23 PM
Quote from: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 20, 2016, 06:33:34 PM
Quote from: Cain on October 20, 2016, 06:21:35 PM
What if I want to be voidcrabs wearing a human skinsuit though?

YOU CAN LIVE AS ANYTHING YOU WANT

I'm going to be Little Richard!!

That's MY idea!   :lulz:

Haven't you been self identifying as an old black woman for years anyway?

And I'll support this based on book titles alone. The multiple id's and refusing to clarify the truth nails it.

It was angry black woman, IIRC.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Junkenstein on October 22, 2016, 12:37:01 AM
Either way, you pioneered this shit. Credit where it's due.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: MMIX on October 22, 2016, 09:26:02 AM
Quote from: Ziegejunge on October 21, 2016, 09:40:11 PM
I'm down for sainting Mr. Tingle. I dream of a utopia where we can all be Little Richard.

Many, many small dicks ITT
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Suu on October 25, 2016, 02:57:42 AM
There's no point in sainting a god.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on October 25, 2016, 12:34:41 PM
Quote from: SuuCal on October 25, 2016, 02:57:42 AM
There's no point in sainting a god.

There's no point in popeing a Pope either, but I'm sure as fuck up for that.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2016, 05:26:43 PM
I already mentioned this on Facebook, but I couldn't help noticing that the author of that article frames the story of Chuck Tingle as if being autistic and schizophrenic and sincerely wanting to share a positive message about love is literally mutually exclusive with being a shrewd drily sarcastic hilarious performance art troll mastermind.

I do not think these things are mutually exclusive.
Title: Re: We need to fkn saint Chuck Tingle already
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on October 25, 2016, 05:28:49 PM
Perhaps he imagines that all autistic people are child-like and unable to perform the complex cognitive tasks required to pull a jake, like Rain Man.