Give me your worse pick up lines
I'm just joking around with someone, messaging back and forth, and we were having fun doing bad pick up lines and I've already used up all mine.
I don't have a bed, can I sleep in yours?
My cousin lost his virginity to a pig, I was hoping to do better, can you help?
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better tying my wrists to a bed frame.
Quote from: Rumckle on May 15, 2011, 07:59:58 AM
That shirt looks good on you, but it would look even better tying my wrists to a bed frame.
I...
Nevermind. No comment. :wink:
If you were a fish I'd take you home and mount you over the fireplace.
(Some loon actually said that to me once.)
My friend said I'd be really good for you.
Oh geez:
There's a party in my pants and you're invited. (or I like the Steve Correll version from Ron Burgundy: You're invited to the pants party.)
Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 *I* see...
Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone but with you I could make a Bedrock...
Hi the voices in my head told me to come over to talk to you.
Hey babe, wanna make an easy 50 bucks?
Wanna see a hard drive? I promise it ain't 3.5 inches, and it's not floppy.
You're so hot you melt the plastic in my underwear.
Worst line used on me. "Are you married? ... Is he here?"
Are you an angel, or did these feathers come from somewhere else?
Hey baby, you make me stutter: wha-wha-what's your name?
What's your sign? (obvious/cliche)
Do you work for UPS? I coulda swore you were checking out my package!
Quote from: Thurnez Isa on May 15, 2011, 07:49:47 AM
Give me your worse pick up lines
I'm just joking around with someone, messaging back and forth, and we were having fun doing bad pick up lines and I've already used up all mine.
Is that a HEMI under your hood or are you just happy to see me?
Have I ever told you about my tow fetish?
Do those mudflaps go all the way up?
Oh, sorry. Those were pick-up pick up line.
Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?
If I told you that you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
Hey, wanna go back to my place, get a pizza delivered, and fuck like rabbits all night? What, you don't like pizza?
Did you wash your jeans with windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.
Does this smell like chloroform?
Surprise!
My name is "Doug." That's God spelled backwards with a bit of "you" wrapped up in it.
Hi, I'm an astronaut. My next mission is to explore a bit of Uranus.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
Are you a doctor? Because there's a large swelling in my pants I'd like you to check out.
Quote from: Jenne on May 15, 2011, 07:30:54 PM
My name is "Doug." That's God spelled backwards with a bit of "you" wrapped up in it.
Hi, I'm an astronaut. My next mission is to explore a bit of Uranus.
My love for you is like diarrhea. I can't hold it in.
:mittens:
Going to have to use that one <3
Don't worry about the missing teeth. It means there's more room for your tongue.
So you wanna get laid? Then crawl up a chicken's butt and wait. (this is more of a response, but I think it's pretty awesome)
Got two nipples for a dime?
I'll give you a nickel if you tickle my pickle.
Excuse me, but would you like to hold the priesthood?
Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like my cousin.
I want to excite you.
I was like LOLZ all over the place.
"Do you have a little Puerto Rican in you? Want some?"
"Your Daddy must be a thief, because he stole the stars from the heaven and put them in your eyes"
"Hey, miss, you just broke something... my heart"
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 02:20:58 AM
"Do you have a little Puerto Rican in you? Want some?"
:horrormirth:
-Suu
You all know why.
Quote from: Suu on May 16, 2011, 02:22:53 AM
Quote from: Nigel on May 16, 2011, 02:20:58 AM
"Do you have a little Puerto Rican in you? Want some?"
:horrormirth:
-Suu
You all know why.
:horrormirth:
You know what would look good on you? Me.