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MmmmmmmmmmBUMP!

Well it's 2022, 11years later.
This cat still has no balls, no penis, and now TWO fewer toes.
He is still alive. STILL.
I'm still sorry about his penis!

The good ol days

I can't even put any words together. My stomach heart hurts in sympathy of your pain.
I'm so sorry. Genuinely.

I just walked around a corner and there was a vendor there that I wasn't expecting and I burped real loud right into his friggin face. Wasn't even sorry. Just kept walking.

http://i.imgur.com/gv2f6nH.gifv

Also, tried some chillli beer the other day.  It was about as good as could be expected...which is to say, no bueno.

Why must people fuck with beer?  It's perfect the way it is, and very simple.  You give grain to Germans and Dutch people, and you drink what they make with it and you do NOT QUESTION THE SYSTEM.

If they did it to a real drink, like scotch or vodka, someone might actually kill them for their crimes.

What's chilli beer?

It's beer, with chilli flavouring.  Or something.  It's not entirely clear because there are no ingredients on the packaging.  It's insanely spicy, too.  Like, the mild beer was like drinking a jalfrezi.  The medium was like smearing curry powder directly over your eyes.  I'm dreading the final one.

There was one brewery back home that made a good green chili beer. It was a really light ale and you just got the bit of bite at the end. Good in summer.

It can be good if done right. Say Two Henry's Blueberry Jalapeno Porter. Decent.
If you see Billy's Chilies or Ghost Face Killah, run. Just run.

I am lucky that my one good ex makes a crapton of money and is generous about support. It's really too bad that guy is gay, he was a good husband except for that part.

Hey guys.
How's everyone doin?
Going well here, miss all your stupid faces.

 

Well it may have worked with the "people who commit suicide are selfish" mindset, since people aren't shouting that about this particular guy.
So there's a start?



I hope.

I'd still eat the fuck out of it

 

Geeze, Mork & Mindy was my first exposure to him. I loved that show as a kid.
Depression is a real bitch, and sometimes that dragon wins.

Really sucks.

I puked

[I'm from FL if that helps explain things.]

PL, are you still willing to, in your words "kill someone trying to destroy America's assets of power, human or non-human"?

Is your alt?

Why can't PD co opt thoem there assets? America can take care of itself without me...

Communication has failed

Not in response to the above post, but so fitting, I decided to juxtapose them for the sake of amusement and brevity.

I was referring to him calling Nigel by a racist name that she had already called off as offensive, but that works too.

DUDE that's just how they talk up here in Appleton.  Ya'll just ain't hood enough to understand.

Buncha L 7s in this thread amirite!? Of course I am, LOLOLO.

I'm from FL if that helps explain things.

No. And get out of my swamp.