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Apple Talk / This New Year's eve...

« on: December 23, 2010, 05:44:50 pm »

I'm trying to figure out a plan for this NY eve at the bar I work at.
Coincidentally the date is 01/01/11 which translates to 23.
Cute.

My initial ideas were a black and white theme with old b&w robot films, the Mr is bringing in his synth cabinet to make some noise and people would be encouraged to dress accordingly.

Another thought would be something kind of discordian themed but.. well that's where it falls apart for me. What happens in cases like this? What kind of celebrations are there, really?

Duh?

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Apple Talk / OK you fucks! It's XMAS TIEM!

« on: December 01, 2010, 02:55:38 am »

Here's the deal:

Everyone who's address I have, I'ma stick their name in a hat, or a bag or a possum whatever and pick one out.
The winner gets
THIS!


You poor miserable fuck. Whoever gets it has to mail the ugliest piece of shit ornament they've ever seen to another random Spag.
Sound fun? No? Tough shit!

If I don't have your address and you want in, PM it.
I will pick tomorrow.

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Apple Talk / For the ladies

« on: November 03, 2010, 04:52:33 am »

Do you find yourself unable, physically unable to put a cute pair of shoes back on the shelf and walk away from them?
Am I the only one who does this?
Ok, not even the cute shoes. The fucking ugly ones too.

Scenario- pick up shoe, try shoe on, money flies out of wallet, closet overflows with shoes

If they don't go home with me I think about them for weeks. I'm still thinking about the blue stilettos I let go and the white and tan canvas heels with the shiny gold buckle.
Dude, that was over as month ago.

Is this an illness? Am I all alone here?
I have shoes I've never fucking worn, shoes that don't match anything, and I KEEP BUYING THEM!!

WHY??????????

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Apple Talk / Hey Suu....

« on: October 18, 2010, 05:32:27 am »

..and other waist cinching lovers.
Can you guess what this is made from?






yes. my dress form stand is a high hat. stuff it.

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Apple Talk / Halloween fun!

« on: October 07, 2010, 06:22:58 pm »

Do you decorate?
So far we have.....

the yard




and we put a dog costume on the mailbox

humiliating. no?

Anyone else have any silly decorations up?

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Apple Talk / Alan Grayson, save our schools!!

« on: September 29, 2010, 04:23:47 am »

So we all know Alan Grayson, FL's congressman.
Well he's been playing these horrible commercials lately to get us to vote for him again and somehow he's managed to make himself creepier and more ogre-ish than ever before.
I don't have a video, but he's got a commercial with himself and a bunch of kids on a playground and well.. you can't look at the guy and not think Pogo the clown. Or Pogo the Shrek.
The kids all chant "Alan Grayson save our schools!" and crowd around him like the kids in Come to daddy to that beast thing...


So I challenge you, PD, to a "Make Alan Grayson so fucking creepy even I wouldn't vote for him" slammatious WOMP-a-thon.

I'll start---

Ha ha, ope.. got your foot. Oh I'm just playin with ya little Johnny.
      \




Do you know who the fuck I am?
      \





aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand GO!

PS- yes I'm still voting for him

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Apple Talk / Yahoo Answers LOL

« on: September 11, 2010, 10:49:16 pm »

Look what Mr Squid did.
I swear, this guy...

http://tinyurl.com/26jwgcn

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Apple Talk / Hey Suu

« on: August 08, 2010, 06:05:23 pm »

You woulda loved the thunderstorms we had this morning.
My whole house was rattling, there were lightning strikes every few seconds right over us and at one point there was a crack so loud and fast that I know it hit near the street.

There were a couple tornadoes in volusia county and some street flooding all over.

It was too loud to sleep through.

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Apple Talk / News Flash

« on: April 28, 2010, 04:52:21 am »

I don't know if you guys heard or wrote about it yet, but there's a giant oil problem in the Gulf right now.
A rig exploded and now there's 1000 barrels a day just pouring out into the Gulf.

Nice.

Don't eat ANYTHING from the Gulf!
Shrimp, tuna, blah blah

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Apple Talk / OH Slaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaam, Dok!

« on: April 22, 2010, 06:25:52 am »

Quote from facebook--"tell the lazy fucker to get his own face book outdated fart. hehehe that should provoke him some.
7 minutes ago"

You done been SUUUUUUUUURVED, bitch!

You gonna dance or what?

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Apple Talk / Squid to visit NY in May

« on: March 27, 2010, 05:36:19 pm »

From the 16th-21st of May I'll be in NY.
Mostly in the Brooklyn, Manhattan, Flushing area.

If anyone wants to hit a museum, have a beer or nom on some chow, let me know.
I can travel anywhere the trains go.

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Discordian Recipes / Stuff I ate...

« on: March 14, 2010, 07:20:57 pm »

ITT show us the stuff you ate.
Was it good? Bad? What's in it? Did you make it or were you at a restaurant?
I'll go first:


Hard boiled egg, sliced in half with salt and pepper, sambal and a little drizzle of soy. Notice how the soy seeps into the little cracks of the egg after sitting for a minute.


It was delicious.

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Apple Talk / I asked a question before I left for work today

« on: March 10, 2010, 05:52:43 am »

...and now I can't seem to find the thread it was in. So now I have to start a new thread and I really didn't want to but I really wanted opinions.

*inhaaaaaaaaaale* that was a long sentence

So there's an opening for a training coach at work.
I'll keep my base pay but lose most of my incentive pay which is kind of like a commission and sometimes a considerable amount of money.

Pros-
-- getting off my damn machine and letting some of my back and shoulder problems heal
-- having more "management" experience on my resume
-- the possibility of a greater chance for relocation when they phase us out next year
-- getting to move around, teach people stuff and learn something new
-- GETTING OFF MY MACHINE
-- a sense of purpose

Cons-
-- less pay


Do I sacrifice money for happiness?

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Discordian Recipes / Yum oh yum HOT CHOCOLATE!

« on: March 05, 2010, 02:01:11 am »

You need:

3 cups of milk (2% is ok)
4.5 oz of toblerone milk chocolate with nougat
4.5 oz of toblerone dark chocolate with nougat
mini marshmallows

Scald your milk (you know, bring just to a boil, barely, then take it off the heat). Add some chocolate bits and stir. Turn the heat down to low and keep stirring in that chocolate till it's all melted. Pour into coffee cup with mallows in it.
DRINK IT



Hell YEAH that's a Denny's mug. I got CLASS bitches.

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Apple Talk / Day of Discord Florida '10

« on: February 26, 2010, 06:41:41 am »

Party of one. Your table is now available









(sorry, I couldn't resist  )