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Messages - Sir Squid Diddimus

#91
Apple Talk / Re: PICS VIII: 10% LARGER THAN PICS VII
March 19, 2014, 03:25:15 PM
 :lulz:
#92
Quote from: Scilon Agent on March 19, 2014, 03:19:25 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 19, 2014, 03:16:18 PM
Well, I've taken one more step towards office-drone-hood:  I'm going to participate in a March Madness bracket.

Mind you, I know nothing about basketball.

So, it's gonna be coin flips, all the way down.

CAN HE DO BETTER THAN THE STATISTICAL AVERAGE!?

I was 1 game off from winning an office bracket with zero previous basketball experience. Let your penis guide you.

FTFY
#93
Part of me feels it's kinda sad that one of the biggest things I'm looking forward to is this


And the rest of me just wants that ramen in my belly and doesn't care.
Museums, theatre, excellent bars and shopping.
What do I care about?
Ramen.
#94
Apple Talk / Re: A Mortician's Story
March 19, 2014, 02:11:01 PM
 :lulz:
God damn it
#95
Quote from: The Suu on March 19, 2014, 01:11:33 AM
I'm convinced my family caught a case of the Florida douchebag sometime between Christmas and now. My sister just ripped the pizza place she ordered a calzone from a new one with the most epic profanity I would NEVER use on the phone to another person, ever.

I'm pretty embarrassed to be in the same room with her. I mean, I get it, they fucked up your order, and the woman on the line was a bit snarky, but calling the woman a "fucking cunt ass stupid bitch" is unacceptable. And then she wonders why she didn't get anything for free.

Now she's walking around the house, at 10pm, screaming that her calzone is fucking disgusting, and wants to trash it. This is the 2nd time delivery food has been wasted in the house this week, and no matter what I say, she tells me I'm a fat fucking bitch and I should shut up. My brother can't even fix her right now.

Can I leave for the airport, yet?

The fuck is wrong with her??
She sounds like an entitled spoiled little bitch today.
Do I need to go over there and snap my foot off in her ass?
#96


Fuck is this guy??
#97
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tuna Carpaccio
March 18, 2014, 03:10:59 AM
Sounds friggin awesome.
Do you prefer your cucumbers peeled, or no?
Or that fancy thing with the stripes of peel...
#98
Quote from: Telarus on March 14, 2014, 06:24:45 PM
Holyshit, I found more video.

Well this explains everything.
#99
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 01:06:06 AM
I have found new fun on airplanes.

Requires two things to happen, though.

1.  Guy next to you is a nervous flier.
2.  Guy next to you is an asshole to the flight attendants and those around him.

Talk about the missing Malaysian airliner.  Watch dude's fingers dig into the armrest.

"Hey, I fly a whole lot, and that turbulence felt fuckin' WEIRD."

or

"Hear that?  What was that?"

#100
New WhatShire?
Never heard of it.
#101
Muhuhuhahahaaawait, no man.
Those weren't mine.

So if they weren't mine...


WHOSE WERE THEY!?!?
#103
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 10:45:08 PM
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on March 13, 2014, 10:33:52 PM
Well, it wouldn't be PD without the annual "a bunch of people fuck off for awhile in a fit of butthurt", would it?

I'm still here.  I'm just going to be traveling for the next 10 days, so a little busy.

Too bad you're leaving the east side right before I get there
-OR-
Good move, sir.
#104
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 10:46:15 PM
Quote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 10:02:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.

You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass.  It's right in the fucking book.

Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.

Only one hand?   :oops:

OOOOOOoooooooooooooooh you were so close.
#105
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on March 13, 2014, 10:33:52 PM
Well, it wouldn't be PD without the annual "a bunch of people fuck off for awhile in a fit of butthurt", would it?

I've been able to un-fuck off a little bit today.
Too much to catch up on though.

Le Sigh.


Here I sit waiting for a distributor to bring me beer so I can write a check and go home.
Yeay.