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Show posts MenuQuote from: Scilon Agent on March 19, 2014, 03:19:25 PMQuote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 19, 2014, 03:16:18 PM
Well, I've taken one more step towards office-drone-hood: I'm going to participate in a March Madness bracket.
Mind you, I know nothing about basketball.
So, it's gonna be coin flips, all the way down.
CAN HE DO BETTER THAN THE STATISTICAL AVERAGE!?
I was 1 game off from winning an office bracket with zero previous basketball experience. Let your penis guide you.
Quote from: The Suu on March 19, 2014, 01:11:33 AM
I'm convinced my family caught a case of the Florida douchebag sometime between Christmas and now. My sister just ripped the pizza place she ordered a calzone from a new one with the most epic profanity I would NEVER use on the phone to another person, ever.
I'm pretty embarrassed to be in the same room with her. I mean, I get it, they fucked up your order, and the woman on the line was a bit snarky, but calling the woman a "fucking cunt ass stupid bitch" is unacceptable. And then she wonders why she didn't get anything for free.
Now she's walking around the house, at 10pm, screaming that her calzone is fucking disgusting, and wants to trash it. This is the 2nd time delivery food has been wasted in the house this week, and no matter what I say, she tells me I'm a fat fucking bitch and I should shut up. My brother can't even fix her right now.
Can I leave for the airport, yet?
Quote from: Telarus on March 14, 2014, 06:24:45 PM
Holyshit, I found more video.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 18, 2014, 01:06:06 AM
I have found new fun on airplanes.
Requires two things to happen, though.
1. Guy next to you is a nervous flier.
2. Guy next to you is an asshole to the flight attendants and those around him.
Talk about the missing Malaysian airliner. Watch dude's fingers dig into the armrest.
"Hey, I fly a whole lot, and that turbulence felt fuckin' WEIRD."
or
"Hear that? What was that?"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 10:45:08 PMQuote from: Jet City Hustle on March 13, 2014, 10:33:52 PM
Well, it wouldn't be PD without the annual "a bunch of people fuck off for awhile in a fit of butthurt", would it?
I'm still here. I'm just going to be traveling for the next 10 days, so a little busy.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 13, 2014, 10:46:15 PMQuote from: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 13, 2014, 10:02:28 PMQuote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 10, 2014, 06:06:07 PMQuote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on March 10, 2014, 05:57:30 PM
There's no view more profound than a well-Crisco'd patch of ass hair.
You can't do the dance right without Crisco-ing your ass. It's right in the fucking book.
Did you read the chapter on flapping a cupped hand in that crack to make a farting sound?
Good read.
Only one hand?
Quote from: Jet City Hustle on March 13, 2014, 10:33:52 PM
Well, it wouldn't be PD without the annual "a bunch of people fuck off for awhile in a fit of butthurt", would it?