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I've found an easy way to filter only for posts composted of polarised, toxic screeching

https://www.tumblr.com/search/%23notallmen

This topic shows she worst of humanity from both the SJW's and the Mens rights morons. The two groups have become indistinguishable to me now in their race to bottom of tolerability.

I read too much. I went too deep. I kind of want to vomit.

I think this is the first Bieber song I've ever listened to.

Prime Minister Erna Solberg confirms that the government will not continue to pursue the event. "Without any enthusiasm it does not feel natural to go through with this," she says.

QUIT HOGGING UP ALL THE GOOD POLITICIANS, YOU LUTEFISK-CHOMPING BASTARDS!

There was only two to start with and they preferred Norway's health-care policy and liberal application of paid leave to U.S.A.'s promises of filthy lucre and naive interns.

http://worstcats.tumblr.com/?og=1

I think the guy is on to something here, with how to tell which cats are bad and which are good.

A deconstructive parody of a traditional beard, and masculinity itself.

LOL. So a soul patch?

So totally emote-worthy. That is beautiful.

I'm off camping for a couple of days. Don't let the racists burn the place down while I'm gone!

According to the PICS thread, the port-a-potties are already melted. It's only a matter of time before the rest of the site goes.

Alright, I think I see the problem here. People have to mull over benefits. I'm going to threaten my way into being Mexico. If you do not elect me to be Mexico, I will tell the Welsh about this place and say it's filled with rarebit and coal. All of them. Do you like vowels? Then you'd better make me Mexico.

Another strong platform. O.O

Okay, now I'm torn. PANGO! or LMNO? On one hand, PANGO! has a handy plan for handling politicians, abortion, AND intergalactic conquest. On the other hand, LMNO promises donkey shows.

I can't decide!

I think I would nominate PANGO!. Just think what his wise and benevolent leadership would do for our great society. Just think.

This sounds like a terrible idea to me, for some reason.

I don't think you're serious about good government, V3X.

I think I would nominate PANGO!. Just think what his wise and benevolent leadership would do for our great society. Just think.

When people ask what I want for my birthday or Chrstmas, I always ask for something completely impossible, like FIVE GODDAMN MINUTES OF PEACE AND QUIET. As a result I rarely have to deal with the problem of receiving unwanted gifts.

I ask for yarn. I get yarn and a pattern to make something with said yarn for the person who bought the yarn.

I say we start burning holidays down, one by one, until the masses give in to our demands for gifts that don't suck and aren't found in Wal-Mart for $9.99 plus $.05 for a god damn bow.

[someone thinks they're doing something nice for you, but you are just tolerating it because it makes them happy.]

I have taken to immediately regifting almost everything given to me. There have been a few things that I really loved, but for the most part it goes promptly to someone else or to Goodwill.

Then there's another category of "gift", which is the kind where someone thinks they're doing something nice for you, but you are just tolerating it because it makes them happy. I'm not exactly sure how to address that one.

Sounds like bad sex to me.

, yeah, but then you're tolerating bad sex, which I know people do but I don't understand WHY.

Because it seemed like it would be awesome at the time, and you can't just stop half way through, and what would you do with all the fucking candles you just lit?

For some reason this made me laugh until I cried. Bravo.

My ex is back from two weeks in Texas. He and his new girlfriend got an apartment in San Antonio and she's nesting while he comes back for his stuff.

Tonight he asked me if I wanted to "lay down with" him to "help relax" him. I said no. He went off to his soon-to-be vacated room in a pout.

He hasn't even started packing his shit yet.

I'm about to do it for him.

With a chipper-shredder to cut down on bulk. Then he won't have to rent a big ol' truck. Maybe a scooter.