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So I just found out theres a great youtube site which does "rap news" which is made in australia, giving us views of the news from people who have a clue.

They rap about wikileaks, and infowars( Calling Alex Jones a douche) and all sorts of awesome things.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hl4NlA97GeQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbCwq4ewBU

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3adw9oLBkBI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KBzR0-j0O0o

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jHe5OjAm_E

Tell me what you think guys, Personally, I think they are fucking awesome and are the most unbiased and real newscast I've ever heard or seen.

My dear PD'ers, I have a very ambitious project I wish to share with you all.
Are you, like me, sick of the current lies and misinformation and conspiracy theories floating around our current baised, agenda pushing media outlets (The ones that *we* don't put out there ourselves, anyway), dumbing down humanity making it a pain in the ass to go postergasming in the city without some 9/11 truther or anti-vaccination nut getting in your face?
Does watching the news make you want to throw a brick through your TV/Monitor? Does it make your blood boil when you hear someone else go "Alex Jones said bla bla bla IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE HIM YOU ARE A SHEEP"?

Don't you wish you could stab the general populace every time you hear one of them say something stupid?
Well, I've got the next best thing. We can try *educating* the general populace with our own brand of homespun lies and insanity, because we know OUR LIES ARE BETTER THAN THEIRS. Sure, we won't convince everyone, but hopefully, just hopefully, if we plant enough seeds, some of them will start growing.

So, here is what I'm going to do, and I will do this regardless of whoever wants to join in, but I would LOVE for there to be more than just me doing this.

I'm creating DNN, Discord News Network.
Lies, mis-information, and de-education, Erisian Style. (With hints of Truth, Think for yourself, schmuck, and boobs to get peoples attention)
This will be a information program which will start on youtube, but may have room to manoeuvre to other video hosting sites depending on factors that I will decide at some point, maybe.

Heres what I want from you guys:
Ideas as to what will make up our segments, I already have few, for example:(theses are just the working names I have for them at the moment, the actual names of the segments may change upon actual editing)
Conspiritainment watch: Commentary and and debunking of conspiritainment sites like Infowars and Abovetopsecret.
Unfair and completely biased: Commentary and criticism of mainstream news outlets
Or Kill Me: pretty much goes  without saying, but, Commentary and ranting on the machine in general.
This revolution is not sponsored by coke: commentary and critism of wars going on in all those places full of brown people in countries whos names we dont know.
Sex, Lies and Politicians: commentary on world leaders, their actions, new laws they intend to pass/will pass, and all aneristic stuff some of you love (lookin at you Cain)

Thats some of the things that come to mind straight away, if you have ideas for more, please share them.

Also, what we need: People who are good at editing videos, I can do this myself but if theres anyone more experienced, your contribution would be greatly appreciated.

People who are willing to stand in front of a camera and say things for the segments, either from the comfort of your own home, or out and about being a roving reporter.

I really think our combined knowledge and views could be used for a great benifit to help sway the public memespace and hivemind.
We can't let other people outcrazy us and get all the attention RIGHT GUYS?

Guys, seriously, think about this: This *Could* be big. This *could* get attention. This might be the change, the spanner in the cogs of the machine we preach so much about. This *can* be done. Fuck, even if we don't get anywhere with it, even if we get -500 views, we have to at LEAST try. If we don't try, *they* have already won.

WHOS WITH ME?

So, it seems the US government is doing all it can to shut down wikileaks and suppress the WORLD from viewing it.

There are back up links to wikileaks though, so far these are available, so spread the word:
46.59.1.2 and here 88.80.2.32
or the leaked State Department cables visit http://213.251.145.96/
from http://www.osnews.com/story/24074/US_Government_Censors_70_Websites

The US is really ramping up its war on intellectual property infringement, a war which I'm sure will be just as successful, cheap and supported by the people as the wars on drugs and terrorism. The US has started seizing the domain names of various websites through ICANN - not because owners of these sites were convicted of anything, but merely because complaints have been filed against them. Anyone want to take a guess how long it will be before the US government blocks WikiLeaks? Update: The blocks function outside of the US too. In other words, the US is forcing its views upon the rest of the world once again.

The current seizures of domains did not even use the proposed bill which recently passed the US Senate Judiciary Committee. The seizures come from the US Immigrations and Customs Enforcement, and cover about 70 websites relating to potential copyright infringement and counterfeit goods, among which is Torrent-Finder.com, a mere torrent search engine which does not host or even link to torrents; it displays content hosted elsewhere through embedded iframes.

Ok, so I was bashing Alex Jones last night on youtube, and I got this guy who sounded like an alright person privately messaging me telling me I was right for being so critical of Alex Jones and shit, which of course wins him a few points.

But then he starts telling me about the "zionazi's" and the JP morgan banking system and stuff and gives me a link to something called the "Kaiser report" which is apparently on some russian news network.

Apparently, this Kaiser guy thinks Alex Jones is a nutbag but advertises or something on infowars to get people onto his agenda, something to do with silver trading and stuff to take down the banks. (here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-YmyTXdBs&feature=player_embedded)

I've watched a bit but I'm not sure if I'm wasting my time or if this guy is actually onto something and maybe I should be listening to him or if he's just another brand of crazy.

Thoughts?

Jim Carrey has finally lost the plot

http://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/e6vi0/a_relative_of_a_close_friend_helped_a_school/

Question asked by a reddit user to the community:

background: Relative of a close friend (we'll call him Todd) carried mountain dew in his backpack to school every day. For a few weeks, this bully ("Brian") would go in his bag, say fuck you, and drink the mountain dew.

Fed up with this and being a cunning lad, last Tuesday Todd drinks the mountain dew before class, and pisses in the bottle. Brian drank the piss, shat brix, and Todd emerged the victor that day.

Now, Brian's family is threating to sue, claiming Todd endangered Brian's health. Todd's family is apparently shitting and scrambling to collect character references for Todd from teachers, letters from doctors saying urine isn't harmful, and generally thinking their son is a psycho.

I applaud Todd and think that he should walk into court holding a bottle of piss, it's freedom of expression, some people like piss filled bottles, but IANAL.

Edit The school became aware of the incident when it happened. I believe Todd was suspended for a short period of time. The principal is actually instructing Brian's parents to press charges because the school doesn't want to get further involved

Land of the free, indeed.

Stolen from someone's blog, lets see if we can add a few of our own to the list:


http://georgiebc.wordpress.com/2010/11/03/new-orwellian-dictionary-nod/

aggressive interrogation methods: Torture.

alien unprivileged enemy belligerent: A person who is not a US citizen.

child porn: An excuse to invade / occupy / control the internet.

collateral damage: Dead people not from the US.

diplomatic: Military.

drugs: An excuse to invade / occupy / control American countries.

engagement

endanger the troops: Publish the truth.

enhanced coercive interrogation technique: Torture.

extraordinary rendition: Abduction, usually followed by torture.

honour the troops: Keep fighting.

hostiles: People not from the US.

innocent lives: Lives of people from the US.

insurgents: People not from the US.

land of the free: Country with the highest documented incarceration rate in the world.

lasting peace and security: Occupation.

laws of war: The US, which does not obey any of the laws of war created by international organizations and international law, has created their own laws of war. The US laws are to be obeyed only by people who are not from the US.

medic: US commando if they are killed in battle.

message force multipliers: Generals delivering the propaganda news.

military analyst: Generals delivering the propaganda news.

mission: War.

murder in violation of the law of war: Killing a professional killer from the US.

piracy: An excuse to invade / occupy / control personal communication.

post-combat: Combat

prosecution to include discovery practice: Torture.

reassess our posture towards them next year: Response to use of child soldiers by allies.

rogue nations: Sovereign countries that disobey the president of the US.

special methods of questioning: Torture.

single most potent tool we have in protecting America and foiling terrorist attacks: Torture.

stabilizing: Occupying.

Stipulation of Fact: Fictional work prepared by US military and signed by torture victims.

stress position: Torture.

support the troops: Increase military spending.

sustained diplomacy: Occupation.

targeted counter-terrorism missions: Wars.

terrorism: An excuse to invade / occupy / control Middle Eastern countries.

themes and messages: Propaganda

thing that has a tendency to encourage a depressing view of war: Death.

tools necessary to protect the American people: Torture.

tools needed to continue to fight the war on terror and bring these evil people to justice: Torture.

training mission: War.

treason: The act of helping an enemy of the US, by anyone, including foreign enemies of the US.

un-American: Rogue Swedish Australians.

unknown unknowns: Excuse for war.

I have one word for you all-
"Israelification"

http://www.thestar.com/news/world/article/744199---israelification-high-security-little-bother

You're welcome. NOW SPREAD THE WORD.

I GOT PWNED BY POP TART.

THE GOOD REVEREND ROGER WANTS YOU ALL TO KNOW THIS CLEARLY AND FOREVER, THE GOOD REVEREND MUST MAKE THIS KNOWN TO ALL OF YOU, FOR HE IS WISE AND BENEVOLENT AND FUNNY WHEN HE DOES IT, DO NOT ATTEMPT TO POINT OUT THERES SHIT ON HIS FACE, HE DOES NOT APPRECIATE SUCH THINGS AND WILL ONLY SAY "NO YOU DO" AND CONTINUE TO BEAT YOUR METAPHORICaL DEAD HORSE WHILE HE TRIUMPHANTLY PRANCES AROUND WITH HIS CROWN OF SHIT ON HIS HEAD.

THIS THREAD WILL NOW VERY BE POSSIBLY USED BY THE GOOD REVEREND TO POINT OUT ALL MY SHORT COMINGS AND WHY IM AN IDIOT AND HE IS NOT.

SO IT IS WRITTEN, SO SHALL IT BE.

Where even my little ponies are subject to the patriot act.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9uTaehCHbU&feature=player_embedded

In Palestine, you can be convicted of "Athiesm"  

http://www.newser.com/article/d9je46fg0/palestinian-authority-seizes-atheist-after-he-criticizes-islam-on-facebook-and-blog.html

The case of the unlikely apostate, a shy barber from this backwater West Bank town, is highlighting the limits of tolerance in the Western-backed Palestinian Authority _ and illustrating a new trend by authorities in the Arab world to mine social media for evidence.

Residents of Qalqilya say they had no idea that Walid Husayin _ the 26-year-old son of a Muslim scholar _ was leading a double life.

Known as a quiet man who prayed with his family each Friday and spent his evenings working in his father's barbershop, Husayin was secretly posting anti-religion rants on the Internet during his free time.

Now, he faces a potential life prison sentence on heresy charges for "insulting the divine essence." Many in this conservative Muslim town say he should be killed for renouncing Islam, and even family members say he should remain behind bars for life.

This shit makes me fucking sick. It makes me fucking ANGRY.
These people, what the hell is going on in their heads? Seriously, are they still living in the bronze age?
You know what I think?
I think if these people want to convict their own people for their beliefs, to have such an ancient way of thinking, then they should not have access to modern things.

Take away their computers. Take away their internet. Take away every device that was engineered by people who they would claim are heretics because they don't share their beliefs.
They want to think like people in the stone age, then they should LIVE IN CONDITIONS OF THE STONE AGE.

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK THIS SHIT.

New game guys, try to find things that you shouldn't google due to disturbing/horrible nature of the results, the more innocent sounding the search the better.


I'll start- Phimosis.

Do you use the internet? Do you use internet forums? Do you get angry really easily over things on the internet? Do you feel an insatiable need to troll people? Do you make up horrible things about your life so you can get sympathy from people you don't even know?

If you do any of these things, YOU might be suffering from one of several NEW personality disorders that aren't actually new at all but have become a lot more common now that the internet is here!

See if any of these things sound familiar to you and go and get help with your nearest internet doctor if symptoms persist.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHTFxH1fWdQ&feature=related

BRUCE CAMPBELL IS A GOD.

WATCH IT ALL THE WAY TO THE END FOR THE BEST BIT.

That is all.

http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-100-best-signs-at-the-rally-to-restore-sanity

You guys want to see REAL super hero's?

Watch THIS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded

Those costumed vigilantes are fucking AMATEURS when it comes to helping out society.  

DO NOT FEED THE HOMELESS, DO NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT TRYING TO DO GOOD THINGS TOWARDS YOUR FELLOW MAN, BEING A PHILANTHROPIST WILL GIVE YOU A CRIMINAL RECORD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyivZI2skEI&feature=player_embedded

 ˙,sɹǝpuɐldn, 'ʇı uo ʞɔnS
˙uo ʍou ɯoɹɟ sıɥʇ ǝʞıl sʇsod ʎɯ llɐ ǝʇıɹʍ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ɯɐ I

http://www.2600.com/googleblacklist/

With googles new instant search function, the results of what google has decided to blacklist is a little hypocritical and suppressing of freedom of speech and increasion of stupidity.

Just wondering...

Please only answer if you've experienced both.

THIS is my official theme song.

ASK ME ANYTHIGN?

according to this site I should join the church of Peyote  

Click link and post first results

Can you link me to your thing on critical thinking?

This has been called a murder spree that the self-glorified discordian saint called a "fuck shit stack".

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJQU22Ttpwc

omg i swear this shit is crazy!!! (and totally NSFW)

A CHURCH HOUSE GIN HOUSE
A SCHOOL HOUSE OUT HOUSE
ON HIGHWAY NUMBER NINETEEN
THE PEOPLE KEEP THE CITY CLEAN
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

TWENTY-FIVE WAS THE SPEED LIMIT
MOTORCYCLE NOT ALLOWED IN IT
YOU GO TO THE STORE ON FRIDAY
YOU GO TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

YOU GO TO THE FIELDS ON WEEKDAYS
AND HAVE A PICNIC ON LABOR DAY
YOU GO TO TOWN ON SATURDAY
BUT GO TO THE CHURCH EV'RY SUNDAY
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

NO WHISKEY FOR SALE
YOU CAN'T COP NO BAIL
SALT PORK AND MOLASSES
IS ALL YOU GET IN JAIL
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

LITTLE OLD TOWN IN TENNESSEE
THAT'S CALLED A QUIET LITTLE OLD
COMMUNITY
A ONE-HORSE TOWN YOU HAVE TO
WATCH
WHAT YOU'RE PUTTIN' DOWN IN OLD
NUTBUSH
THEY CALL IT
NUTBUSH OH NUTBUSH
CALL IT NUTBUSH CITY LIMITS

What you think you know about global warming is all a sham!! Global warming isn't caused by greenhouse gases and solar variation, it's caused by politicians and conspiracy theorists who keep spewing hot air out when they won't shut up and start listening to reason.

But worth a read- What may be one of Christopher Hitchens last writings.

http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2010/10/hitchens-201010

This man is the greatest politician to grace our earth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pOuumGX-6uc

Slightly NSFW

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vj1aQ9p-PSA

Stop being a wanker.

You're an Aussie. Fucking show some brains or GTFO.

It's hard to get banned from here, but if you spam our boards, we'll have no choice but to.

Have some fucking respect, and maybe we'll show the same.

IF you can't show that you're an intelligent human being, GTFO out of our religion and GTFO out of my country, we don't need wankers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHa79ODbfcg

The audio is a bit messed up, but the point he's making is priceless 

We need to adopt The Magic Sandwich idea and have our own holy cookbook 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI&feature=player_embedded

So I've kinda always had a general idea of what socialism is, but I really don't *get* it as well as I think I should.

Moreoever, I'm aware of the supposed pro's of socialism, but what are the con's?
Anyone who can give me an enlightened view of it would be much appreciated.

Also if anyone can explain the difference (if there is one) between it and communism.

So for once, I actually voted properly, and I was one of those annoying people handing out how to vote cards for the sex party...
Though I'm still really politically apathetic, as this video will explain to you how I feel about politics in general...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dV-inAzEleE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XOfm84a52uI&feature=player_embedded

A party that calls itself "the Best" has won local elections in the Icelandic capital, Reykjavik.

The Best Party, founded by comedian Jon Gnarr, secured 34.7% of the vote, ahead of the Independence Party's 33.6%.

Its campaign video featured candidates singing to the tune of Tina Turner's "Simply The Best".

Key pledges included "sustainable transparency", free towels at all swimming pools and a new polar bear for the city zoo.

The party also called for a Disneyland at the airport and a "drug-free parliament" by 2020.

As well as specific pledges, its video promised change, a "bright future" and suggested that it was time for a "clean out".

The Best Party was only established six months ago. Its victory means it will hold six seats on the 15-member city council.

Commentators suggest it has benefited from voters' loss of trust in government and the establishment in the wake of the country's banking collapse in 2008.

According to Iceland Review Online, several local races saw parties that were in power ousted in the polls.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/10194757
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WE NEED MORE POLITICAL PARTIES LIKE THESE AND MORE PEOPLE CRAZY ENOUGH TO SUPPORT THEM.

Burn the Koran day... Yay for fanatical christians praying for the end times.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Tf9M9HRMWk

Apparently, you don't have to believe in god to be a christian, you just have to be "christlike".

Cus book burnings, yeah, THAT'S what Jesus would do.

What the fuck are you doing in Australia??

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8_LGrKQWRQ&NR=1
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XrPM6CNOcVg&NR=1

http://nonstopkarate.wordpress.com/2010/06/28/remembering-the-day-team-rocket-won/

Long story short, a flier had been photoshopped and distributed around saying that a special mystery gift would be given out for kids and manboys at the event. That third bullet item isn't supposed to be there. Do see the subtle font difference? It practically glows off the page with sinister intentions. If you had looked at a real physical copy of the flyer, the words would have shifted around with sentience.

This was a document of false truths. The only thing Nintendo would be giving out at this event was receipts to mothers who had just bought their child's love for another few weeks.

The Nintendo Super Fun Security Police tried to contain the situation, announcing over intercoms to not download anything found on the wifi networks. Telling children not to do something is effective as trying to hammer a wet noodle into a 2×4. The children took to their little private internets. This is what they found:

Using a pirated wifi download signal, the man was able to send out the "Mystery Gift": A Shiny Gengar named "Nigger" whose moveset included attacks like "Sucker Punch" and "Steal". Many kids downloaded this Pokemon assuming it was a direct gift from Nintendo for attending the event.

Stories said that it was this man, dressed in Team Rocket regalia, striding through the troops of kids like an evil Pied Pier. Instead of a flute, he had a pirated internet signal.

  This man is an evil genius.

Busti Ngurah Alit was caught by a neighbor in the rice paddy fields of the village of Yeh Embang in Jembrana   wooing the cow, CNews reports.

The village chief Embang Ida Bagus Legawa said the 18-year-old man was standing naked while holding the back of the cow. Alit claims he didn't see an animal but a beautiful woman.

"She called my name and seduced me, so I had sex with her," said Alit.



http://blogs.app.com/saywhat/2010/06/15/man-claims-he-was-seduced-by-a-cow-for-sex/

Proof Eris disguises herself as divine bovines just to fuck with humans.

I know none of you care much about Australian politics since none of you really are Australian, but, WE JUST GOT A NEW, FIRST, FEMALE PRIME MINISTER!!
Like, LITERALLY, OVERNIGHT.
No one voted for it, it just *HAPPENED*, like fucking *MAGIC*.

And yet, why do I still think we're fucked no matter who's in power?? 

Yay they're switching puppets now for the second act of Illuminati punch and judy!

The riots this will cause will be AWESOME.

A six-story Jesus statue on the grounds of Solid Rock Church in Monroe, Ohio was damaged after being struck by lightning shortly after midnight on June 15th.

The piece is called "King of Kings," but is informally known as "Touchdown Jesus" or "Big Butter Jesus" due to its pose.

http://www.inquisitr.com/75869/big-butter-jesus/





Not only is this awesomely ironic, it also proves that Christians don't read their own fucking bibles cus it CLEARLY states in that list of 10 things that god doesn't want us to do, and I quote, Exodus 20:2–17, "You shall not make for yourself an idol, whether in the form of anything that is in heaven above, or that is on the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth."

Christians, seriously, GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER, I'm a better christian than all devout christians combined since they all seem to insist on wearing their "idol" Jesus around their necks and all over the vicinity of where they habit, seriously, it's like they're all TRYING TO PISS GOD OFF.
Well, you HAPPY NOW?

I used to believe in Karma til I had a better look at the world and realized that good people can be punished for nothing, and bad people can flourish despite punishing all the good people for selfish and material reasons.

Now I Believe karma is what bad people convince good people exist so good people won't have an excuse to punch bad people whenever they get screwed over by them.

It's quite ingenious really. ...

So in answer to the question: Karma is a nice little fairytale for those who have been screwed so they have a reason to wake up instead of killing themselves if they knew the futile truth of reality or are just too big a hippy pussy to actually help push Karma in the right direction.

TL;DR

Karma exists, but only for those who choose to retaliate against injustice and inhumanity instead of running away and hoping a random and chaotic universe that doesn't give a fuck about hippies will do something to avenge the perceived wrongs against said hippies.

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Yes, I totally ripped this off George Carlin and Adam Freeland, I call it a moment of "borrowed" inspiration. Besides, wouldn't this make an Awesome poster??

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Your cell phone, your wallet, your time, your ideas
No barcode, no party, no id, no beers
Your bankcard, your license, your thoughts, your fears
No simcard, no disco, no photo, not here
Your blood, your sweat, your passions, your regrets
Your profits, your time off, your fashions, your sex
Your pills, your grass, your tits, your ass.
Your laughs, your bones
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Tell us your habits, your facts, your fears
Give us your address, your shoe size, your years
Your digits, your plans, your number, your eyes
Your schedule, your desktop, your details, your life.

Show us your children, your photos, your home.
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Get a job, get a pension, get a haircut, get a suit.
Play the lottery, play football, play the field, snort some toot.

We'll show you Freaks, we'll show you spooks,
We'll buy you drinks, We'll read your books,
we'll sell you crap, we'll charge you tax,
we'll buy big guns, we'll front the cash

WE WANT YOUR SOUL

Your thoughts, your emotions, your love, your dreams
Your cheque book, your residence, your sweat, your screams
Your security, your sobriety, your innocence, your society
Your self, your place, your distance, your space.

Go back to bed America, your government is in control again
Here, watch this, shut up
You are free to do as we tell you

WE WANT YOUR SOUL

Here's programs, here's Maccas, here's Britney, here's Cola
Here's pizza, here's TV, here's some rock and some rolla
Watch commercials, more commercials, watch Jerry, not Oprah
Buy a better life from the comfort of your sofa

Here's popcorn, here's magazines, here's milkshake, here's blue jeans
Here's padded bras, here's armpit wax
Here's football shirts, here's baseball caps
Here's live talk shows, here's video games, here's cola lite, here's Pinball games
Here's filtertips, here's collagen lips, here's all night bars, here's plastic hips.

WE WANT YOUR SOUL

Go back to bed America,
Here's American gladiators, here's 56 channels of it
Watch these pituitary retards banging their fucking skulls together
And congratulate you on living in the land of freedom
Here you are America.
You are free to do as we tell you.

No Hippies, no strays, no drop outs, no gays,
No lefties, no loonies, no opinions, no way.
No thinkers, no teachers, no facts, no freaks
No skaters, no tweakers, no truth, no scene.

Your Cash, your house, your phone, your life.

WE WANT YOUR SOUL.

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A Chinese farmer is fighting off property developers who want his land, firing rockets from a homemade cannon made out of a wheelbarrow and pipes, state media said on Tuesday.


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/china/7810735/Chinese-farmer-declares-war-on-property-developers-with-homemade-wheelbarrow-cannon.html

TITCM

Need I say more?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZgM3sb9vr-U

"As if you needed proof Sir Ian McKellen is a damn fine actor:

    The 70-year-old actor is rehearsing Waiting For Godot in Melbourne, Australia, and was sitting in his tramp costume having a break when a passer-by gave him an Australian dollar.

    He said: "During the dress rehearsal of Godot, I crouched by the stage door of the Comedy Theatre, getting some air, my bowler hat at my feet (and) seeing an unkempt old man down on his luck, a passer-by said, 'Need some help, brother?' and put a dollar in my hat."

http://www.boingboing.net/2010/05/11/sir-ian-gandalf-mcke.html?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed:+boingboing/iBag+(Boing+Boing)

The wife of a US Army soldier, Jennifer Stweart, claims she got pregnant by watching a 3D adult film while visiting friends in New York.

38-year-old Jennifer Stweart used the bizarre claims to explain to her husband why their child was black, despite the lovers being very much white skinned.

http://newsolio.com/jennifer-stweart-3d-film-got-me-pregnant,9895



There's so much lail in the story I nearly died of laughter