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heavily moderated?!?!?

Dictionary
heav¬?i¬?ly (hĕv'ə-lē)
adv.
With a great weight or burden: heavily laden.
Very slowly and with difficulty; laboriously: walking heavily through the snow.
Greatly or severely: heavily in debt.

mod¬?er¬?ate (mŏd'ər-ĭt)
adj.
Being within reasonable limits; not excessive or extreme: a moderate price.
Not violent or subject to extremes; mild or calm; temperate: a moderate climate.

Of medium or average quantity or extent.
Of limited or average quality; mediocre.
Opposed to radical or extreme views or measures, especially in politics or religion.

thats going inot my oxymoron collection.

I completelt understand that this post my become missing and am prepared to pay a small ransom for it.

Malpractice Lawsuit?

Or if that fails remember that karma comes in many forms and some times requires a little encouragement.  I think the best medicine for someone with a god complex like this doctor is to be reintroduced to the cruel reality of apparent random violence.  

Recipe for Instant Karma:
1 Aluminum Baseball Bat
1 Ski Mask
1 Roll of Duck Tape
1 Pissed off Person
1 Deserving Mark
1 Late Night Encounter

Mix Liberally and Enjoy

With a recipe like that I'm sure it would be even better to mix the ingedients conservatively.

She's the squirrel right? Where'd she go?  

I'd ask Bella ... She knows these types of things.

Fair enough. ::lies on tarp::

Could I maybe get a drink while I'm laying here? This may take a while...

:: stabs the doctor::


MMMMMMMMYYYYYYYYYY TTTTTTAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPPPP.

The name of this thread could have stopped at the first period... but then we'd all probably be republicans.

If you go and get martyred on her account we'll just laugh at you and piss on your graves.

Fuck that... I piss on Graves every chance I get.

shooting deer is NEVER a mistake, even when it's an accident.

*Blink Blink*

I get it.... man, that joke keeps getting funnier every time I read it.

target practise.

Good thinking ,Comrad.


Just let me go get a brite orange jacket to put on and I'll be right back.

Spicey chocolate chips? Dude, wtf?

I thought it would be good... and it was.

If I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!

Because thats how bored we have become.

dude, were posting aon a fuckin message board ont eh fuckin internet. is there even a question of boredom?

Thats really my point... I think we can all agree that we are pretty bored.

but remember if the balance gos way to one side I may have to change my vote.

who said this was a deomcracy>? up agaisnt he wall with you, comrade!

Comrad...?!?!?
why would a comrad need to get against the wall?!?!?

::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?

People... but the bitter ones.

nah, its the spicy ones in this batch
the bitter ones are going in the bitter sweet cho9colate chip cookies

Um.... maybe you should have been watching me a little closer...

I used this jar in the salsa

* holds up the jar that reads "bitter people "*

And this one in the chocholate chip cookies

* holds up the jar that says "Spicey People"*

If I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!

Because thats how bored we have become.

dude, were posting aon a fuckin message board ont eh fuckin internet. is there even a question of boredom?

Thats really my point... I think we can all agree that we are pretty bored.

but remember if the balance gos way to one side I may have to change my vote.

You like Jesus eh?

You fucking christian

How bout this quote-

"I tell you he who hath cried "fool! fool!" has already commited murder in his heart" -Gosphel of Mary Magdeline

and however you try to frame it, it's still the African calling the Aborigine black.

Yes... someday they will realize they are not black and to quit calling each other words that people that are wrong use ( you know the whites... how also are not white... see how wrong those whites are)

::passes the salsa::

Thanks.  What's THAT made with?

People... but the bitter ones.

If I'm boring you then why is this thread so popular?

let's face it. Conflict is fun!

Because thats how bored we have become.