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Jack Chick,

You hit the nail on the head.

It's because we like tormenting your savior.

You see, we hate hippies, and your savior, good sir, was the founder of Hippiedom what with all that "turn the other cheek" "peace" "god is love" crappola. I mean, come the fuck on. "Dying for the sins of mankind." What Kind OF Shtick Is THAT? I say, let the sinners burn and rot. Fuck 'em if they missed the joke.

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**Edited by the laziest mod. Please don't make me mod again. I hate it.  **

00006: ...see the picture in my sig for details

Discordianism is a disgusting, moronic, unspeakably puerile haven of urine-, feces-, menstrual blood-, and smegma-drenched hippies who want a smarmy umbrella for their perversely theosophical mesh of half-baked philosophies for them to giggle about in between plastic Mountain Dew bottle bong hits as they feel up each others' grimy, pudgy bodies. It's main philosophical tenet consists something about chaos being good, but who gives a fuck? It's just an excuse for them to feel like both profound, enlightened gurus and self-righteous socio-political revolutionaries for shoplifting from Stucky's, spray painting "LOL ERIS" on the sidewalk, going days without showering, and posting gibberish on message boards. All you need to know about Discordians is that they'll be sharing a boiling vat of horse dung with Stalin as devils poke them with red hot pitchforks for all eternity as they whine for mercy, wondering why God didn't think their lame puns plagiarized from the Marx brothers were funny as they stood before Him in judgment.

Why do Discordians torment our Savior by worshipping the abominable devils of heathen gods? That is a mystery but their matron demoness is the Whore of Babylon, a.k.a. Eris, who is an anime character that thery enjoy masturbating to as they gargle blood to spit on the crucifix with, in their parents,Äô diongy basement filled with Star Trek paraphernalia, books on philosophy they haven,Äôt actually read, Nintendo games, the wrappers of junk food, and a cloudy haze of marijuana smoke as Cartoon Network shrieks in the background. Like all chubby, pale computer nerds, they get together every week and play Dungeons and Dragons to cast spells and call themselves witches, although some of them pretend to be above this, but not above wasting their lives away on a worthless message board filled with the worthless opinions of nobodies.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS A CHEMICAL IMBALANCE

ANONYMOUS POSTERS STROKE THEIR GLANSES TO ANIME PORN

I HOPE THEY'RE READY TO WAKE UP IN HELL

http://www.blueletterbible.org/

ALL DISCORDIANISM IS FALSE BECAUSE ERIS IS A WICKED DEMON, A PUTRID WHORE WHO SEDUCES YOU TO THE UGLY ROTTING HEART OF SATAN BY PUTTING THE FACE OF A REDHEADED CARTOON CHARACTER ON IT, SHE WILL STRADDLE YOU AND DECAY YOUR DICK WITH HER PUTRID VAGINA

WORSHIPPING WOMEN IS WRONG BECAUSE WOMEN SHOULD BE WORSHIPPING YOU AND MAKING YOUR FUCKING DINNER

THE HEIARCHY IS JESUS > PRESIDENT > BOSS > HUSBAND > WIFE > CHILDREN > GAYS AND COLOREDS

COULDN'T HAVE SAID IT BETTER MYSELF

Green Jello is fucking awesome and you suck for not liking them.

I bet J-E-L-L-O paid you to say that, corporate whore.

SUBZERO WINS.
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fo'

the fact in the pictures link it says reptile, yet you still say subzero really shows your interlect  

HOW SHOULD I KNOW

IT'S ALL GOING ON THE BONFIRE ONCE WE CONTROL THE NATION FOR GOOD

all i smell is another troll.

I BANISH TROLLS TO HELL WITH ALLTHE OTHER DEMONS! YOU SMOKE SO MUCH LSD AND PLAY SO MUCH DUNGEONS AND DRAGHONS THAT YOU'RE STARTING TO THINK I'M A CHARACTER FROM YOUR POKEMON GAMES

i am not in HIS book. i'm writing my own. (there is more than ONE book.)

WHEN THE CHRISTIANS GET INTO POWER, WE WILL BURN YOUR SINFUL BOOK JUST LIKE GOD WILL BURN YOUR SINFUL FLESH

if you want to see HIS book, don't preach at people

WHY WOULD I WANT TO SEE HIS BOOK? I'M LIKE A WICKED HARRY POTTER FAN WHO'S DIOBOLICAL EARS BURN LIKE THEY WERE SPLASHED WITH HOLY WATER WHEN HE FINDS OUT SNAPE KILLS DUMBLEDORE, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF A MANUAL ON HOW TO WORSHIP THE DEVIL, THE AFTERLIFE IS WHAT I WANT TO BE SPOILER-FREE

take some science
and read some DNA.

I'M NOT SURE HOW YOU "TAKE SCIENCE", I ASSUME THAT'S SLANG FOR SHOOTING UP MARIJUANA

DNA STANDS FOR:

DEMONIC
NEFARIOUS
ABSURDITY

GOD'S "SIG" IS THE BOOK OF LIFE

ARE YOU ON IT?

ALL YOU DRUGGIES ARE GOING TO HELL (YOU SHOULD BE HIGH ON JESUS)

ALL OF THE PEOPLE ON THIS BOARD WHO DON'T DO DRUGS ARE PROBABLY GOING TO HELL TOO

THE ONLY STRAIGHT-EDGES IN HEAVEN ARE THE EDGES OF RAZORS YOU GET SODOMIZED WITH

EDIT: ANYONE WHO FEELS THE NEED TO BE "CREATIVE" PROBABLY WON'T ENTER THE KINGDOM OF HEAVEN EVEN IF THEY PASS THE DRUG TEST. THE ONLY "ART" I NEED IS THE KING JAMES BIBLE, THE "COOL DADDY" WHO MADE IT WAS GOD, AND HIS CRITICS ALL GET SENT TO A FIREY INFERNO