This is what happened to our breakroom.
Da fuck?? :aww:
ok boys, put one jumper cable on his taint, the other on the head of his penis
we're gonna make Dok sing like a canary in a bitcoin mine
Quote from: Cramulus on April 23, 2020, 06:16:05 PM
ok boys, put one jumper cable on his taint, the other on the head of his penis
we're gonna make Dok sing like a canary in a bitcoin mine
What's this WE shit? You do your own genital-cable work. If you're squeamish just glove up or something first, but NOBODY doing it for you. Time to demonstrate LEADERSHIP qualities or go home Cram.
ew I'm not touching him
look at all the animal heads he's clearly been mongling
Quote from: Cramulus on April 23, 2020, 06:24:57 PM
ew I'm not touching him
look at all the animal heads he's clearly been mongling
Gloves, my dude.
:america:
A. Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars. It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.
B. Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..
C. Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 23, 2020, 07:51:34 PM
A. Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars. It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.
B. Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..
C. Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.
I don't think Dok is in need of any more brilliant "ideas"
Quote from: Cramulus on April 23, 2020, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 23, 2020, 07:51:34 PM
A. Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars. It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.
B. Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..
C. Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.
I don't think Dok is in need of any more brilliant "ideas"
I'll shut up now.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 23, 2020, 08:54:41 PM
Quote from: Cramulus on April 23, 2020, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 23, 2020, 07:51:34 PM
A. Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars. It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.
B. Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..
C. Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.
I don't think Dok is in need of any more brilliant "ideas"
I'll shut up now.
:lol:
*James Earl Jones narrating*
But CNO would not in fact shut up.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 23, 2020, 08:50:39 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 23, 2020, 07:51:34 PM
A. Take them out to the overpass, and drop 'em on cars. It might take a couple tries to get the timing right, but you've got lots.
B. Catapult (or trebuchet). Taxidermy from above..
C. Prop them up in a circle, all facing towards a television or other religious artifact.
I don't think Dok is in need of any more brilliant "ideas"
[emphasis mine]
Excising the photo's content, formally, the first thing it reminded me of aesthetically was the remodeled house in the first episode of the Amazing Stories remake. Only just a bit stuffier.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 23, 2020, 05:58:18 PM
This is what happened to our breakroom.
Jephph, blankly: "That's a lot of money. Who's hiding their collection?"
Quote from: Suu on April 24, 2020, 12:10:01 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 23, 2020, 05:58:18 PM
This is what happened to our breakroom.
Jephph, blankly: "That's a lot of money. Who's hiding their collection?"
We need them for our work.
That's a quarter of them. I elected not to show the elephant heads, complete buffalo, etc.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2020, 12:25:09 AM
We need them for our work cool sex stuff.
fixed that for ya
You need it for work the same way you need that dildo, right?
Quote from: Juana on April 24, 2020, 04:30:49 AM
You need it for work the same way you need that dildo, right?
Not exactly.
I mean, we really need these for work.
Because it seems that stuffed human heads are "unethical".
Are the sinning undead moose and deer from hell coming out from the floor to take you with them?
Quote from: The Johnny on April 24, 2020, 01:09:59 PM
Are the sinning undead moose and deer from hell coming out from the floor to take you with them?
Yes, but I am fast. Like a ninja. WHOOSH
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2020, 05:29:17 AM
Quote from: Juana on April 24, 2020, 04:30:49 AM
You need it for work the same way you need that dildo, right?
Not exactly.
I mean, we really need these for work.
Because it seems that stuffed human heads are "unethical".
Remind me again of your current industry? Arms? And they say ethics? Horseshit. Tell them this is a fucking prime buying market for human heads.
With a small contract ammendment, you could have a heap for free from your existing workforce? Death by natural non work related causes = force majuere we own your head.
Quote from: Junkenstein on April 25, 2020, 01:08:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 24, 2020, 05:29:17 AM
Quote from: Juana on April 24, 2020, 04:30:49 AM
You need it for work the same way you need that dildo, right?
Not exactly.
I mean, we really need these for work.
Because it seems that stuffed human heads are "unethical".
Remind me again of your current industry? Arms? And they say ethics? Horseshit. Tell them this is a fucking prime buying market for human heads.
With a small contract ammendment, you could have a heap for free from your existing workforce? Death by natural non work related causes = force majuere we own your head.
:lulz: