Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Aneristic Illusions => Topic started by: GlompChomp on September 23, 2014, 09:21:24 PM

Title: Weapons, guns, pointy stuff and blasting things in the face lawfully
Post by: GlompChomp on September 23, 2014, 09:21:24 PM
So when people think weapons and guns and the right to have them they think AMERICA FUCK YEAH or AMERICA FUCK NO.

Less people, maybe y'all are a big exception because this is a rosebud of genius, are aware of just how many other countries also put this into their law. Citizens can arm themselves without being viewed as criminals and can in certain situations use those weapons to kill people. Russia of course has this, Switzerland's pretty unique in that their military's a tiny professional force bolstered by mostly civilians with State issued assault rifles (and whatever else they want to buy). Israel's got a bizarre restrictive and permissive environment where a person is only allowed to own one pistol legally but is highly encouraged to do so. Yemen does not care what you want to buy short of missiles and WMDs and if you live there, you probably need something. Plenty of African countries are like this too hence the popular cliche "go to Somalia if you like to do xyz".

What is your opinion on weapon policy? Do you like weapons? Own any? Hate violence and love peace? This is a discussion thread.

In Discordianism generally violence is relegated as something Aneristic. So what does this make gun control? Essentially gun control requires forceful seizure of weapons and a high amount of control to keep weapons out of civilian hands. Is this also Aneristic?
Title: Re: Weapons, guns, pointy stuff and blasting things in the face lawfully
Post by: The Johnny on September 23, 2014, 09:28:48 PM
Only niggers should be allowed to carry and use guns.

Or something.

:tldr2:
Title: Re: Weapons, guns, pointy stuff and blasting things in the face lawfully
Post by: GlompChomp on September 24, 2014, 12:03:06 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on September 23, 2014, 09:28:48 PM
Only niggers should be allowed to carry and use guns.

Or something.

:tldr2:

Fully agreed, arm all porchmonkeys and send them to space. Give the nuclear launch codes only to wetbacks. Mandatory circumcisions for whitey plus a 50% tax on farts.
Title: Re: Weapons, guns, pointy stuff and blasting things in the face lawfully
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on September 24, 2014, 12:21:31 AM
Quote from: GlompChomp on September 24, 2014, 12:03:06 AM
Quote from: The Johnny on September 23, 2014, 09:28:48 PM
Only niggers should be allowed to carry and use guns.

Or something.

:tldr2:

Fully agreed, arm all porchmonkeys and send them to space. Give the nuclear launch codes only to wetbacks. Mandatory circumcisions for whitey plus a 50% tax on farts.

Keep on digging, hero.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Weapons, guns, pointy stuff and blasting things in the face lawfully
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on September 24, 2014, 04:23:57 AM
 :hosrie:
Not even sure what this emote memes but it seems right.
Go hack to school kid and study up all night.

You are not worth more than two rhymes.  Sorry douche.
Title: Re: Weapons, guns, pointy stuff and blasting things in the face lawfully
Post by: von on October 02, 2014, 11:56:04 AM
Quote from: GlompChomp on September 23, 2014, 09:21:24 PM
So when people think weapons and guns and the right to have them they think AMERICA FUCK YEAH or AMERICA FUCK NO.

Less people, maybe y'all are a big exception because this is a rosebud of genius, are aware of just how many other countries also put this into their law. Citizens can arm themselves without being viewed as criminals and can in certain situations use those weapons to kill people. Russia of course has this, Switzerland's pretty unique in that their military's a tiny professional force bolstered by mostly civilians with State issued assault rifles (and whatever else they want to buy). Israel's got a bizarre restrictive and permissive environment where a person is only allowed to own one pistol legally but is highly encouraged to do so. Yemen does not care what you want to buy short of missiles and WMDs and if you live there, you probably need something. Plenty of African countries are like this too hence the popular cliche "go to Somalia if you like to do xyz".

What is your opinion on weapon policy? Do you like weapons? Own any? Hate violence and love peace? This is a discussion thread.

In Discordianism generally violence is relegated as something Aneristic. So what does this make gun control? Essentially gun control requires forceful seizure of weapons and a high amount of control to keep weapons out of civilian hands. Is this also Aneristic?

atf pls...