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#11596
How can cops look up whether they have tickets or anything? How can that be legal?
#11597
Quote from: Felix on November 21, 2009, 09:14:08 AM
Quote from: A Pesky Nonvoting Screeching on November 21, 2009, 02:33:52 AM
Quote from: Felix on November 21, 2009, 01:52:54 AM
Talk about spin.  People see a guy being more accepting of other religions and acting with a bit of perspective and integrity, and suddenly the story is that Obama hates christianity.
He's accepting of religions?

Why does he hate atheists?


Atheism is a belief system, by not believing in gods based on no evidence whatsoever.
#11598
...For just their liscence plate?
#11599
Quote from: Felix on November 22, 2009, 03:18:49 AM
Now I want to get an anti-vanity plate.  Self-deprecating.

AZZKISR, or perhaps IMATOOL.

MASHEEP, that would be mine.
#11600
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 20, 2009, 05:45:08 PM
They are the ones that own and operate the dark satanic mills that manufacture hell on Earth.  They are the pill-pushers, the demagogues that call themselves journalists, the mean cop, the office Nazi, the neighbor that leaves your party early so they can call the police about the noise.  They are Freedomâ„¢.  They are terrorists under the bed, hair-shirt punishment freaks, the occupants of the "amen pew", the jackass that didn't let you into traffic on purpose, the gun-grabbers, the ones who do it "for the children", the soccer mom who screams for us to drop bombs on someone else's kids.

Who are we?
Sheep don't ask that question either, as long as the 'we' in question don't seem like they want to uproot 'normalcy' and routine.

I, however, speculate that 'we' as in the people on this board could be the equivalent of a group of wolves that are planning an attack on the shepard. Maybe. But then, I'm just a sheep who's stumbled into the crowd here, so I can't say for certain.
#11601
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tomato soup
November 20, 2009, 05:46:12 PM
This one takes longer than I thought it would, orignally. Two and a half hours it was, from prep to serve.
#11603
You know, I suddenly had a brief moment of inspiration about what to do about getting people off their couch, atleast for a little while.

Does anyone remember that retarded ass craptacular show on the History channel, it was something like The Experiment or something? It was where these people were put in an abandoned area of California and were filmed as they tried to survive in a 'post apocalyptic' society, where they had to forage and find safety and shelter and things.

Well, I had a thought. What do people like to do? Imitate the things they see. And there were people on their TVs who were attempting to eke out an existence that didn't involve a couch, or a TV or the internet. If we took this idea, and added in a bit of LARPery, organize events often enough, and told them that this sort of thing is very fun indeed, you should try it too, or you're not like us, and if you're not like us, you're like THEM, who knows what might happen?

Edit: I should probably say that the reason I think it would work is because I AM a sheep, and it would work on me cuz it's about emulating something already been done on TV, and I don't want to be one of THEM, and would probably never ask who they are.
#11604
That email, as untruthful as it may be, and your mom are full of win.
#11605
Discordian Recipes / Re: Tomato soup
November 20, 2009, 03:19:23 PM
Canned and homemade soups (at least this one, anyway) are incomparable, as they taste totally different.
#11606
Well, Nintendo and Pepsi are both pretty big, and I know Nintendo has different sections for different parts of the world. But that's all I know.
#11607
Hah.
#11608
Ah. It's been a while since I've been to... No, I take it back, it's only been a couple of years since I've been to church. My cousin made me go when I visited them, but they're baptists. Scary folk...

But again, what's fun about Ash Wednesday?
#11609
I had to watch the thing twice.

The first time, I thought it was the greatest thing I'd ever seen. The second, I was filled with a kind of mild horror...

1) What's fun about Ash Wednesday? That's when Jesus died, wasn't it? (Was raised methodist...) 2) Aren't concepts like transubstantiation a little complex to talk about in a video game?
#11610
Quote from: Cain on November 19, 2009, 04:15:58 PM
Quote from: GA on November 19, 2009, 04:13:50 PM
What.  He seriously believes that no parent is capable of restricting their children's access to mature content?  Do all Aussie toddlers know how to pick locks or something?

Australians get a +2 racial bonus on lock picks, and their favoured class is rogue.
Nat 20 post.