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Principia Discordia => Discordian Recipes => Topic started by: Richter on March 07, 2008, 05:49:29 PM

Poll
Question: You know you want to.
Option 1: Cakes from Pans are still lies.
Option 2: Operation SeaWaffle!  To London!
Title: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Richter on March 07, 2008, 05:49:29 PM
WELL?
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Suu on March 07, 2008, 05:54:15 PM
Waffles. KTHX.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 07, 2008, 06:07:59 PM
YOU CAN'T ASK ME THESE KINDS OF QUESTIONS

I CAN'T HANDLE IT

AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Richter on March 07, 2008, 06:25:26 PM
 :sad:  My grasp of "Sensitivity" fails, ITT.


:lulz:
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Cramulus on March 07, 2008, 06:36:01 PM
ISN'T THIS JUST THE CAKE VS PIE THREAD?


FUCK CAKES



WAFFLES IT IS
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 07, 2008, 06:37:30 PM
I like pancakes better!   8)
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Roo on March 07, 2008, 07:34:25 PM
Belgian Waffles.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: LMNO on March 07, 2008, 07:34:37 PM
The answer, of course, is BACON.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: AFK on March 07, 2008, 07:45:40 PM
You guys are all giving me the crepes.

(y'all can thank Idem for that one.)  :wink:
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on March 07, 2008, 07:53:40 PM
I've never seen a pancake made of waffles....
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Richter on March 07, 2008, 08:04:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 07, 2008, 07:34:37 PM
The answer, of course, is BACON.

NIGEL OR GTFO

Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 07, 2008, 11:53:32 PM
pancakes. w/bacon.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Kurt Christ on March 08, 2008, 04:02:17 AM
Waffles! Not only do they taste awesome, they're even more fun to eat, as you can watch the syrup fill each little square thing, while pancakes, lacking the little square things, do not have this bonus.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Sir Squid Diddimus on March 08, 2008, 08:07:48 AM
yes, waffles are crispy and have syrup/butter cups

while most pancakes i've eaten have a texture that gets caught in the hangy ball in the back of my throat causing me to gag.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 10, 2008, 04:59:58 AM
Quote from: Richter on March 07, 2008, 08:04:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 07, 2008, 07:34:37 PM
The answer, of course, is BACON.

NIGEL OR GTFO



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Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on March 10, 2008, 05:51:00 AM
Huevos rancheros.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 10, 2008, 06:12:10 AM
Quote from: Cainad on March 10, 2008, 05:51:00 AM
Huevos rancheros.

I love huevos rancheros with a nice slice of ham.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Suu on March 10, 2008, 04:13:32 PM
Is that like a Pupura?
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: A.N. Other on March 10, 2008, 04:59:12 PM
I'm an Equal Opportunity Breakfast Eater. Pancakes, waffles, they're all great. (Though, personally, I love Taylor ham, cheese, and egg.)
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 10, 2008, 11:16:05 PM
wait a minute, the thread title says Pancake of Waffles.

how does that work?

you grind some waffles, add milk and egg?
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Richter on March 10, 2008, 11:32:51 PM
Quote from: K-Scar on March 10, 2008, 04:59:12 PM
I'm an Equal Opportunity Breakfast Eater. Pancakes, waffles, they're all great. (Though, personally, I love Taylor ham, cheese, and egg.)

That won't save you when the revolution comes.  Sides must be chosen, lest ye be consumed.

Quote from: triple zero on March 10, 2008, 11:16:05 PM
wait a minute, the thread title says Pancake of Waffles.

how does that work?

you grind some waffles, add milk and egg?

Not until after the armistice.

Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Richter on March 12, 2008, 05:17:49 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 10, 2008, 04:59:58 AM
Quote from: Richter on March 07, 2008, 08:04:04 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 07, 2008, 07:34:37 PM
The answer, of course, is BACON.

NIGEL OR GTFO



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Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2008, 12:32:34 AM
I like the bacon-selling man.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Eve on March 13, 2008, 03:27:16 AM
Chocolate chip pancakes reign supreme. SUPREME.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Jasper on March 13, 2008, 07:28:50 AM
Only in a land with no strawberry waffles.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 13, 2008, 01:53:52 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 13, 2008, 03:27:16 AM
Chocolate chip pancakes reign supreme. SUPREME.

Can we go get some of those super late at night at a 24 hour diner when you get invaded this weekend? :D
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 13, 2008, 07:27:37 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 13, 2008, 03:27:16 AM
Chocolate chip pancakes reign supreme. SUPREME.

try chocolate-chip waffles, with the mini-chips, with whipped cream, with a side of bacon.

OOOOOOOMMMMMMM NOMNOMNOMNOM!
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Eve on March 14, 2008, 03:53:43 PM
Quote from: Darth Cupcake on March 13, 2008, 01:53:52 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 13, 2008, 03:27:16 AM
Chocolate chip pancakes reign supreme. SUPREME.

Can we go get some of those super late at night at a 24 hour diner when you get invaded this weekend? :D

YES. I didn't think it was even in question. ;D


Quote from: Nigel on March 13, 2008, 07:27:37 PM

try chocolate-chip waffles, with the mini-chips, with whipped cream, with a side of bacon.

OOOOOOOMMMMMMM NOMNOMNOMNOM!

I do like waffles a lot, actually, but pancakes have that special Daddy-made-them-for-me-every-Saturday-morning-when-I-was-a-kid meaning for me. And they're just delicious. (Also, I don't like bacon. :()
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Suu on March 14, 2008, 03:56:24 PM
The correct answer here is french toast.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 14, 2008, 04:21:17 PM
Brilliant! I love French toast...
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Eve on March 14, 2008, 04:26:21 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 14, 2008, 03:56:24 PM
The correct answer here is french toast stuffed with banana, peanut butter, cinnamon, and maple syrup from the Alchemist.
fixt for troof.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: LMNO on March 14, 2008, 04:29:22 PM
I'm still getting creeped out by the knowledge that some of y'all are in my neighborhood on a fairly frequent basis.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 14, 2008, 04:30:48 PM
We haven't been to the Alchemist in a while.

But I do frequently dream about their delicious foods. Mmmmm. God I love that place.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Eve on March 14, 2008, 04:35:41 PM
Quote from: LMNO on March 14, 2008, 04:29:22 PM
I'm still getting creeped out by the knowledge that some of y'all are in my neighborhood on a fairly frequent basis.

Stop living in the same city as my best friend and brother, LMNO, you crazy stalker!  :argh!:


:sad:  Sry to be creeping you out.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 14, 2008, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 14, 2008, 03:53:43 PM(Also, I don't like bacon. :()

:?

Quote(Also, I don't like bacon. :()

:cry:

Quote(Also, I don't like bacon. :()

:x
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Requia ☣ on March 15, 2008, 03:40:41 AM
Waffles.  Most definitely waffles.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: EmmaE on March 15, 2008, 08:42:43 PM
After giving this topic considerable thought, I'd have to go with pancakes (even if they are lies), and the answer is simple:

Chocolate-chip waffles simply do not have that same deliciousness that chocolate-chip pancakes do.

Not to discount waffles either, of course, but there's just something about pancakes.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 15, 2008, 09:38:08 PM
Quote from: EmmaE on March 15, 2008, 08:42:43 PM
After giving this topic considerable thought, I'd have to go with pancakes (even if they are lies), and the answer is simple:

Chocolate-chip waffles simply do not have that same deliciousness that chocolate-chip pancakes do.

Not to discount waffles either, of course, but there's just something about pancakes.

I like the waffles because they have the same flavor and tenderness, but with also crispiness on the outside and a neat texture.

I make pancakes and waffles with the same batter recipe, though, so that could affect my opinion somewhat.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: EmmaE on March 15, 2008, 11:00:38 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 15, 2008, 09:38:08 PM
I make pancakes and waffles with the same batter recipe, though, so that could affect my opinion somewhat.
You know, I'll have to try that sometime. Maybe my opinion will differ.

But, yeah-- don't get me wrong, waffles have that lovely crunch to 'em. But pancakes have that... oomph. I suppose I can't really describe it.

But I will say that if crepes were an option, I would have voted for 'em instead. Or, stuffed toast.  :oops:
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 16, 2008, 04:42:26 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 14, 2008, 04:26:21 PM
Quote from: Suu Fett on March 14, 2008, 03:56:24 PM
The correct answer here is french toast stuffed with banana, peanut butter, cinnamon, and maple syrup from the Alchemist.
fixt for troof.

Alchemist? stuffed with banana, peanutbutter and cinnamon?

recipe or description plz, i'm intrigued.

also, how do you stuff a french toast?

also also also you guys are crazy for putting chocolate chips on a pancake. you can't simply keep "improving" a recipe infinitely by just adding more sweet and fat stuff to it.

pancakes have a specific pancake aroma (coming mostly from the way the flour reacts and browns in the butter), which is what's making the fucking difference between waffles and pancakes in the first place.
if you just keep stacking chocalate, syrup, whipped cream (and bacon..?) on top of that, you're no longer adding to the flavour, you're drowning it.
you're fooling yourself by thinking moar=better and the more sweet and fat stuff you add to whatever will end you up with a "gooey mountain of fat sweet goodness", because it fucking isn't.

pancakes = good with cheese, bacon and/or syrup OR with jam (jelly?) OR with powdered sugar OR with some vanilla icecream and/or fresh fruit OR even chocolate if you must :roll:, BUT NOT ALL AT FUCKING ONCE :evilmad:

the more ingredients you pile on your food the harder it is to make sure the flavours don't get in eachothers way, but instead support eachother, combine or stay distinctive. if you do it wrong you're gonna end up with some big heap of "extra muscle mass" which only tastes good because you told your head it does.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: EmmaE on March 16, 2008, 05:08:44 PM
^
Ah, but I never said I was necessarily stacking anything. My brother makes a damn good batter with chocolate chips already in the mix.  On the rare occasions that he makes this, there'll be a little bit of whipped cream on top, but that's all.

And generally, I agree what you are saying, 000; on regular ole' pancakes, I just put a bit of syrup (usually maple, but your mileage may vary), and am content with that. I'm not a fan of piling things on.

But I make that bit of exception mentioned above with chocolate chip pancakes.

eta; A pancake with cheese? Really? Never tried that before.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Cain on March 16, 2008, 05:12:18 PM
Lemon juice and sugar on pancakes, cheese on waffles.  There can be no substitutes.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 16, 2008, 10:01:56 PM
Quote from: EmmaE on March 16, 2008, 05:08:44 PMeta; A pancake with cheese? Really? Never tried that before.

i wouldn't really try anything other than Gouda, but it's similar to what you'd do when baking an egg. bacon on the bottom, egg, cheese on top.

oh another variation on pancakes, but this is getting kind of out of the category of classical pancakes, is if you mix the batter with spinach (and some extra salt maybe) so you get green pancakes, then put some sour cream (possibly mixed with chives and black pepper) on the pancake and some slices of smoked salmon. then roll it up and enjoy.

smoked salmon approaches bacon in deliciousness, but is actually quite healthy (at least it's got those omega fats that are so good for you -- in moderation, like everything else). unfortunately it's also more expensive (at least, over here).
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 16, 2008, 10:17:09 PM
Quote from: triple zero on March 16, 2008, 04:42:26 PM
also also also you guys are crazy for putting chocolate chips on a pancake. you can't simply keep "improving" a recipe infinitely by just adding more sweet and fat stuff to it.

pancakes have a specific pancake aroma (coming mostly from the way the flour reacts and browns in the butter), which is what's making the fucking difference between waffles and pancakes in the first place.
if you just keep stacking chocalate, syrup, whipped cream (and bacon..?) on top of that, you're no longer adding to the flavour, you're drowning it.
you're fooling yourself by thinking moar=better and the more sweet and fat stuff you add to whatever will end you up with a "gooey mountain of fat sweet goodness", because it fucking isn't.

pancakes = good with cheese, bacon and/or syrup OR with jam (jelly?) OR with powdered sugar OR with some vanilla icecream and/or fresh fruit OR even chocolate if you must :roll:, BUT NOT ALL AT FUCKING ONCE :evilmad:

the more ingredients you pile on your food the harder it is to make sure the flavours don't get in eachothers way, but instead support eachother, combine or stay distinctive. if you do it wrong you're gonna end up with some big heap of "extra muscle mass" which only tastes good because you told your head it does.

A: Pancake and waffle batter are usually incredibly similar, it's just that waffle batter has oil in it and pancake batter usually doesn't. YMMV.

B: You mix the chocolate chips into the batter, after which the pancake/waffle needs no additional anything, you just eat it the way it is hot off the griddle/iron. Or you can put some sliced bananas on them, which is also delicious.

C: You are talking about piling a whole bunch of crap on pancakes right after saying that we are crazy for putting a whole bunch of crap on pancakes.

Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 17, 2008, 01:46:23 PM
Nigel's point C is exactly what I was going to say.

Jeez Tripzip, just cause I enjoy a variety of things with my pancakes doesn't mean I want it all at once!

P.S. In order for you to experience the stuffed french toast from Alchemist, you're just going to have to come to Boston. :p
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 17, 2008, 03:33:39 PM
i was a bit in a ranty complainy mood yesterday, apologies :)
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Darth Cupcake on March 17, 2008, 04:34:24 PM
OH YEAH? WELL HOW ABOUT THEM APPLES!:

[11:40] eve: wow
[11:40] eve: zippy laid a smackdown on our chocolate chip pancake love
[11:40] eve: i've only just caught it now, but damn :-\
[11:40] me: yeah. he's a cruel, cruel dutchman :(
[11:40] me: with no love in his heart
[11:40] me: NONE!
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 17, 2008, 05:18:35 PM

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Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2008, 03:32:10 AM
Um...quiche?

Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Triple Zero on March 19, 2008, 11:09:16 AM
quiche is a sort of pie.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Richter on March 19, 2008, 11:31:26 AM
Wrong thread for pie - lovin'  :)
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2008, 12:54:24 PM
Pancakes and waffles are both fail when you forgot to get the maple syrups.   :|
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: LMNO on March 19, 2008, 12:57:34 PM
Grab the molasses and/or honey.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: AFK on March 19, 2008, 01:27:19 PM
No molasses and I'm very particular about my pancakes/waffles.  It's syrup or GTFO.  Well, I'll settle for syrup-product, but that's as far as I'm willing to budge. 
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2008, 01:55:55 PM
Waffles I can handle more of this cheese-and-egg stuff.  Pancakes to me need a generous dollop of melted/melting butter and maple syrup.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2008, 04:03:35 PM
I like strawberry freezer-jam on my pancakes.

Waffles have much potential for cheese and etc. For example, you can make cornmeal waffles with onions and cheese, and they taste like Hush Puppies.

When I got a waffle iron I immediately started experimenting with what can and cannot be made into a decent waffle. Chocolate cake, for instance, is too light and fluffy to make a good waffle; it's hard to get out of teh waffle iron and doesn't hold its shape well.

Blueberry muffins, on the other hand, make excellent waffles.

Cannot make pie in a waffle iron.

Can, however, make ham sandwiches.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Suu on March 19, 2008, 04:14:31 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 14, 2008, 10:08:30 PM
Quote from: Anonymously Evil on March 14, 2008, 03:53:43 PM(Also, I don't like bacon. :()

:?

Quote(Also, I don't like bacon. :()

:cry:

Quote(Also, I don't like bacon. :()

:x

This makes me cry.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on March 19, 2008, 05:20:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2008, 04:03:35 PM
I like strawberry freezer-jam on my pancakes.

Waffles have much potential for cheese and etc. For example, you can make cornmeal waffles with onions and cheese, and they taste like Hush Puppies.

When I got a waffle iron I immediately started experimenting with what can and cannot be made into a decent waffle. Chocolate cake, for instance, is too light and fluffy to make a good waffle; it's hard to get out of teh waffle iron and doesn't hold its shape well.

Blueberry muffins, on the other hand, make excellent waffles.

Cannot make pie in a waffle iron.

Can, however, make ham sandwiches.

Did you experiment with adding less liquid? 
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2008, 07:38:36 PM
Quote from: Khara on March 19, 2008, 05:20:10 PM
Quote from: Nigel on March 19, 2008, 04:03:35 PM
I like strawberry freezer-jam on my pancakes.

Waffles have much potential for cheese and etc. For example, you can make cornmeal waffles with onions and cheese, and they taste like Hush Puppies.

When I got a waffle iron I immediately started experimenting with what can and cannot be made into a decent waffle. Chocolate cake, for instance, is too light and fluffy to make a good waffle; it's hard to get out of teh waffle iron and doesn't hold its shape well.

Blueberry muffins, on the other hand, make excellent waffles.

Cannot make pie in a waffle iron.

Can, however, make ham sandwiches.

Did you experiment with adding less liquid? 

Yes, but I still couldn't make pie.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Jenne on March 19, 2008, 07:47:33 PM
:lol:

Well, we used to have a sandwich maker that used to do that.  My brother still has it.  He refused to let my parents trash it because of all the fond memories he had of making sandwiches, or mini-pies if you will, out of that thing all childhood long.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 19, 2008, 08:31:10 PM
Strawberry jam and cream cheese on white bread!

I have a sandwich-maker too. :)
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Jenne on March 20, 2008, 04:15:07 AM
Yeah, see, you say the above to my brother, and he fapfapfaps away.  :D
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 20, 2008, 04:51:42 PM
Um... hot?
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: AFK on March 20, 2008, 05:25:57 PM
I like my waffles with a slide of flip-flop.  Otherwise known as the Romney Special. 
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: AFK on May 26, 2012, 03:20:46 AM
Waffles are clearly superior. 
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: EK WAFFLR on May 26, 2012, 11:55:41 AM
Quote from: Reverend What's-His-Name? on May 26, 2012, 03:20:46 AM
Waffles are clearly superior.
I am inclined to agree with you on that.
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: DECI4 on May 26, 2012, 07:12:54 PM
Fetal pigs in a blanket FTW
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: AFK on May 26, 2012, 08:43:12 PM
Fried Scrapple or GTFO!
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on May 27, 2012, 03:30:35 PM
FUNNEL CAKES!
Title: Re: Pancake of Waffles?
Post by: Richter on June 19, 2012, 04:13:38 AM
Johnnycakes don;t give a FUCK.