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Principia Discordia => Or Kill Me => Topic started by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM

Title: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
Recomendations please.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2009, 05:36:56 PM
Bahamas.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:39:12 PM
To clarify these are my requirements 1) free healthcare
2)free college
3)free child care
4)opprotunity to grow towards my interests
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2009, 05:40:50 PM
I hear Utopia is very easy to emigrate to.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
Recomendations please.

"Quickly"
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
Oh ho, so you have *requirements*.  Shall I put you in contact with the British Peerage, my lord?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
Recomendations please.

"Quickly"
yes...exactly, but where on the internet to find the knowlege I need huh?
help please...I need real life, not the B. S. the U.S. passes for life
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:43:29 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 14, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
Oh ho, so you have *requirements*.  Shall I put you in contact with the British Peerage, my lord?
if you could perhaps...er...what is peerage btw?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 05:44:49 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
Recomendations please.

"Quickly"
yes...exactly, but where on the internet to find the knowlege I need huh?
help please...I need real life, not the B. S. the U.S. passes for life

Zimbabwe.  Quickly.  I hear they that life there is so much more vivid.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 05:45:00 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:43:29 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 14, 2009, 05:41:15 PM
Oh ho, so you have *requirements*.  Shall I put you in contact with the British Peerage, my lord?
if you could perhaps...er...what is peerage btw?

English pit fighters.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2009, 05:45:12 PM
Here we are. (http://"http://lmgtfy.com/?q=British+Peerage")
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2009, 05:47:13 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:42:32 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 05:40:58 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
Recomendations please.

"Quickly"
yes...exactly, but where on the internet to find the knowlege I need huh?
help please...I need real life, not the B. S. the U.S. passes for life

So, you want a perfect country where everything is handed to you on a platter?

Me too. Let me know when you find one. Also, be sure to pass on the immigration requirements.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:48:06 PM
I was personaly thinking france or U.K. Ireland
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2009, 05:51:36 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:39:12 PM
To clarify these are my requirements 1) free healthcare
2)free college
3)free child care
4)opprotunity to grow towards my interests


:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Keep dreaming kid.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:52:15 PM
Quote from: The Pariah on February 14, 2009, 05:51:36 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:39:12 PM
To clarify these are my requirements 1) free healthcare
2)free college
3)free child care
4)opprotunity to grow towards my interests



:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
Keep dreaming kid.
france it is
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2009, 05:52:21 PM
UK - college isn't free
France - healthcare isn't free
Ireland - college isn't free, don't know about healthcare but Faust can fill you in on the details
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2009, 05:53:20 PM
Try France, so you can report on them firsthand and disillusion millions of francophobic americans.  :)
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 14, 2009, 05:53:20 PM
Try France, so you can report on them firsthand and disillusion millions of francophobic americans.  :)
Weiner
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 14, 2009, 05:54:23 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:39:12 PM
To clarify these are my requirements 1) free healthcare
2)free college
3)free child care
4)opprotunity to grow towards my interests

:lulz:

Go die.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2009, 05:57:02 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:54:13 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 14, 2009, 05:53:20 PM
Try France, so you can report on them firsthand and disillusion millions of francophobic americans.  :)
Weiner

:lulz:  Sarcasm successful.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2009, 05:57:33 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:39:12 PM
1) free healthcare
2)free college
3)free child care

     COME TO WONDERFUL SOVIET UNION COMRADE!
                     //
                    //
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/bd/Soviet_soldier_DN-SC-92-04942.jpg/180px-Soviet_soldier_DN-SC-92-04942.jpg)
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Cainad (dec.) on February 14, 2009, 06:00:50 PM
Salazore.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 14, 2009, 06:02:00 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
Recomendations please.

Thunder Bay
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
How about Cuba?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 14, 2009, 06:06:00 PM
Actually, I heard about this place called "Utopia" that's pretty cool, and has everything you've described.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 06:07:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 14, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
How about Cuba?
they at least have free and cheap medical huh?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2009, 06:09:22 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 06:07:00 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 14, 2009, 06:04:25 PM
How about Cuba?
they at least have free and cheap medical huh?


Free and cheap?  :lulz:   That's amazing!
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Pariah on February 14, 2009, 06:10:27 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 06:07:00 PM
they at least have free and cheap medical huh?

:lulz:

Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 14, 2009, 06:23:00 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:48:06 PM
I was personaly thinking france or U.K. Ireland

I am personally thinking that our mental Lord and Savior's impression of this forum may have been shaped by reading your posts.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Kai on February 14, 2009, 06:31:30 PM
Tough luck kid, there isn't ANYWHERE with those characters.

Except maybe The Netherlands.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Cain on February 14, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
Not free to study.  And no country can guarantee the fourth requirement anyway.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Thurnez Isa on February 14, 2009, 07:01:55 PM
well Uganda... depending on where his interests lie of course
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Vene on February 14, 2009, 07:04:31 PM
Iceland, definitely Iceland.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Kai on February 14, 2009, 10:24:57 PM
Quote from: Vene on February 14, 2009, 07:04:31 PM
Iceland, definitely Iceland.

:lulz:
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Aufenthatt on February 14, 2009, 11:03:56 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 14, 2009, 05:53:20 PM
Try France, so you can report on them firsthand and disillusion millions of francophobic americans.  :)

Maybe he can disillision millions of yankophobic French while hes at it.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 14, 2009, 11:19:08 PM
Quote from: Aufenthatt on February 14, 2009, 11:03:56 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 14, 2009, 05:53:20 PM
Try France, so you can report on them firsthand and disillusion millions of francophobic americans.  :)

Maybe he can disillision millions of yankophobic French while hes at it.

Or yank millions of disillusiphobic french.

The list goes on.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Aufenthatt on February 14, 2009, 11:20:41 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 14, 2009, 11:19:08 PM
Quote from: Aufenthatt on February 14, 2009, 11:03:56 PM
Quote from: Felix on February 14, 2009, 05:53:20 PM
Try France, so you can report on them firsthand and disillusion millions of francophobic americans.  :)

Maybe he can disillision millions of yankophobic French while hes at it.

Or yank millions of disillusiphobic french.

The list goes on.

It could be one hell of a weekend.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Suu on February 14, 2009, 11:24:23 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
Recomendations please.

Hah.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

We still got it easy over here kid, Canada cannot save you now.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 12:01:15 AM
Quote from: Jim on February 14, 2009, 11:48:54 PM
my wife wants us to move to Panama.  I'd do it. what the fuck.

Panama is a shithole.  Worst fucking place on Earth.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 04:27:28 AM
Quote from: Jim on February 15, 2009, 04:06:39 AM
seriously?

tell me moar

1.  Everyone there HATES Americans (with good cause).

2.  Prickly Heat.  Google it.

3.  Grinding poverty, all around you.

4.  Get drunk on Saturday night, get buried on Sunday.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: VIDEODROME on February 15, 2009, 05:59:47 AM
Australia

Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 15, 2009, 06:03:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
Not free to study.  And no country can guarantee the fourth requirement anyway.
Actualy, only I cover the forth requirement. I have that shit covered regardless.
And IU think I have researched my shit enough, everyone, to know what I am doing.
Now if you wanna rodge you can shit all over the rest of this shit. Thank you and good day.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 15, 2009, 06:05:48 AM
Quote from: VIDEODROME on February 15, 2009, 05:59:47 AM
Australia


Perhaps, but sommadem hate americans.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 15, 2009, 06:06:15 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 15, 2009, 06:03:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
Not free to study.  And no country can guarantee the fourth requirement anyway.
Actualy, only I cover the forth requirement. I have that shit covered regardless.
And IU think I have researched my shit enough, everyone, to know what I am doing.
Now if you wanna rodge you can shit all over the rest of this shit. Thank you and good day.

Wait, how does he get all the credit?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:11:31 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 15, 2009, 06:03:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
Not free to study.  And no country can guarantee the fourth requirement anyway.
Actualy, only I cover the forth requirement. I have that shit covered regardless.
And IU think I have researched my shit enough, everyone, to know what I am doing.
Now if you wanna rodge you can shit all over the rest of this shit. Thank you and good day.

Don't mind if I do!   :)
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:11:56 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 06:06:15 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 15, 2009, 06:03:33 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 14, 2009, 06:33:09 PM
Not free to study.  And no country can guarantee the fourth requirement anyway.
Actualy, only I cover the forth requirement. I have that shit covered regardless.
And IU think I have researched my shit enough, everyone, to know what I am doing.
Now if you wanna rodge you can shit all over the rest of this shit. Thank you and good day.

Wait, how does he get all the credit?

I'm a holy man.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 15, 2009, 06:13:22 AM
*outrage*

I SARC-  I SARCASS...ED... AT HIM.  IT WAS DEADLY.  I DEMAND TO BE HATED.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 15, 2009, 06:14:51 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 15, 2009, 06:05:48 AM
Quote from: VIDEODROME on February 15, 2009, 05:59:47 AM
Australia


Perhaps, but sommadem hate americans.

Yeah, you should definitely move to a country where no one hates Americans.

It should be really easy for a young man with your assets to immigrate to a socialist country with a stable economy. I understand the Netherlands will take in just about ANYONE, providing you ask nicely.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:15:10 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 06:13:22 AM
*outrage*

I SARC-  I SARCASS...ED... AT HIM.  IT WAS DEADLY.  I DEMAND TO BE HATED.

You men of science are not viewed in the same way.  You will have to content yourself doing horrible shit to cats that may or may not exist in boxes.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 15, 2009, 06:22:50 AM
What the world needs is a thought experiment that reliably makes people die.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 15, 2009, 06:24:05 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 06:22:50 AM
What the world needs is a thought experiment that reliably makes people die.

Yes, we already have loads of people that may or may not be real.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Akara on February 16, 2009, 12:01:08 AM
Indigo blade could go live in a cardboard box... Then he may or may not exist, plus he has the entire world ahead of him.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 16, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
 heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 16, 2009, 11:48:20 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 16, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

How many other countries have you visited?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 12:10:51 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 16, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

Goddamn trust fund babies.  You have no fucking idea.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jenne on February 17, 2009, 01:57:24 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 16, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

Why don't you go borrow my husband's Afghan citizenship for a spell?  And then tell me how nasty this box is, hm?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2009, 02:11:08 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 16, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

wow, you're in for a REALLY unpleasant surprise.

ECH,
has seen people like you used for fuel
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 02:13:30 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 02:11:08 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 16, 2009, 10:55:43 PM
heh, i already live in teh U.S.
and it has got to be the nastiest box I've ever been in

wow, you're in for a REALLY unpleasant surprise.

ECH,
has seen people like you used for fuel

TGRR,
Has seen people like indigo used for currency.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2009, 02:43:23 AM
yeah, but the people that would buy the likes of him for pleasure are, frankly, too hideous and twisted for me to want to think about for long.

ECH,
is reminded of the time his 80 year-old west indian friend "Manny" bought a hooker named "Pigeonfoot" down by the fish market strictly because she had longer toes and therefore more room for Manny to work with his freakishly long tongue (6+ inches past the lips, no exaggeration) as he indulged his dirty foot fetish
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2009, 02:44:04 AM
for the sake of clarity, I do not mean to imply that foot fetishes have a moral value and that I think they are "dirty", I mean that he had a fetish for dirty feet.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 02:54:08 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 02:43:23 AM
yeah, but the people that would buy the likes of him for pleasure are, frankly, too hideous and twisted for me to want to think about for long.

ECH,
is reminded of the time his 80 year-old west indian friend "Manny" bought a hooker named "Pigeonfoot" down by the fish market strictly because she had longer toes and therefore more room for Manny to work with his freakishly long tongue (6+ inches past the lips, no exaggeration) as he indulged his dirty foot fetish

We had a guy named knobby foot working at the bar.  He had a thing for animals.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2009, 03:16:10 AM
yeah, there's not much scarier than a violently sociopathic criminal furvert, is there?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 17, 2009, 03:43:40 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 03:16:10 AM
yeah, there's not much scarier than a violently sociopathic criminal furvert, is there?

It was okay, though.  He had an incredible club foot and he was wall-eyed, so you could say whatever you wished without retribution.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2009, 04:13:26 AM
yeah, that's the difference between ghetto America and the actual 3rd world.

a clubfoot, wall-eyed, 80 year-old west indian would still cut you, put you in a fish trap, row you out to the north drop, and wait patiently for you to provide his family some dinner.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Akara on February 17, 2009, 04:57:52 AM
I agree that Mr. Blade here is in for a nasty surprise. Specially since he specified he wanted a country where they don't hate americans. Good luck.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jasper on February 17, 2009, 05:29:38 AM
Honestly, I hope he finds what he's looking for.  I have no reason to hate him, other than his breathing air I might have wanted.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Akara on February 17, 2009, 05:39:15 AM
I think that living in another country thn that of your birth is a great thing to do. I just question a quest for something better than where you are. Every piece of land occupied by humans is going to have fairly similar problems.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: rong on February 17, 2009, 09:00:16 AM
Quote from: Felix on February 15, 2009, 06:22:50 AM
What the world needs is a thought experiment that reliably makes people die.

isn't that the internets?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: indigoblade on February 17, 2009, 12:53:30 PM
You gotta point, ok, eliminate no hate of Americans and add toleration of their presence.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 17, 2009, 05:03:35 PM
that tolerance will begin to disappear as soon as you show up on the scene.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Jenne on February 17, 2009, 05:10:39 PM
I think what you're getting here, indigoblade, is a certain amount of rejection of your arrogance.  Your assumptions on what makes America vs. anywhere else a shithole seem quite myopic, and your ignorance of parts unknown is also rather overwhelming.

Do yourself a huge favor and do some research.  Read up on what other countries (westernized and non-westernized) are facing economically and socially.  As someone else stated earlier, you will undoubtedly come across the same types of problems to varying degrees, humans being pretty good for that kind of consistency.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Akara on February 17, 2009, 09:17:20 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 17, 2009, 12:53:30 PM
You gotta point, ok, eliminate no hate of Americans and add toleration of their presence.


unless you speak any other languages, you've basically limited yourself to english speaking countries there. If you go foreign with no knowledge of the native tongue, you will likely be a reject there for a really long time. One thing americans are famous for overseas is an arrogant expectation that everyone will speak english to them. so if you plan on actually MOVING to another country, do yourself a favor and learn the language before you go. that usually shows the natives that you are at least a tad more tolerable than your average american.

remember, most of the time, most places get these:
(http://joanharvest.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/american_tourist.jpg)

and they resent it. Hell, I'd resent it too, if I got invaded by THAT.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 17, 2009, 10:00:17 PM
There is also the factor that free health care, education and so on is AFAIK only available to citizens of the country they are being given in.  So you would have to renounce your US citizenship to qualify for any of that stuff, which means you aren't american anymore so there is that problem solved.




Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2009, 10:37:18 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 02:44:04 AM
for the sake of clarity, I do not mean to imply that foot fetishes have a moral value and that I think they are "dirty", I mean that he had a fetish for dirty feet.

:vom:
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 17, 2009, 10:47:06 PM
Quote from: K-Bitch on February 17, 2009, 10:00:17 PM
There is also the factor that free health care, education and so on is AFAIK only available to citizens of the country they are being given in.  So you would have to renounce your US citizenship to qualify for any of that stuff, which means you aren't american anymore so there is that problem solved.


Yes, and it's actually this aspect that made me guffaw the loudest.

There are still some countries out there (I think) whose economy is holding up reasonably and which offer their citizens awesome socialized health care and educational options. The thing to keep in mind is that those countries don't just hand out citizenships like candy. It's even hard for a USian to get into CANADA these days, for fuck sake. A strong socialized benefits system means that these countries have a vested interest in only naturalizing people who are bringing them strong assets and are not simply there to suck from the teat of the system. Some typical requirements are:

A college degree
A job already lined up in a growing field
Middle-class or higher earning potential

OR

Independent wealth enough to assure that you won't be a drain on their system.

I don't know if this is still the case, but about 5 years ago when a friend of mine wanted to move to Canada, since she didn't have a college degree, a portable business, or highly desirable job skills, she could have bypassed those requirements by having $100,000. She didn't have that, either, so she still lives in Oregon. Oh well! Canada might have been a bit of a disappointment, anyway.


Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 18, 2009, 12:12:23 AM
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 17, 2009, 10:37:18 PM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 02:44:04 AM
for the sake of clarity, I do not mean to imply that foot fetishes have a moral value and that I think they are "dirty", I mean that he had a fetish for dirty feet.

:vom:

You fucking kids aren't serious about having a good time.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: hooplala on February 18, 2009, 01:00:15 AM
Quote from: Suu on February 14, 2009, 11:24:23 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:33:57 PM
Recomendations please.

Hah.


HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!

We still got it easy over here kid, Canada cannot save you now.

Eh?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: hooplala on February 18, 2009, 01:04:09 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 17, 2009, 05:03:35 PM
that tolerance will begin to disappear as soon as you show up on the scene.

HA.  HA.  HA.

ECH, this is the first thing I've read on this forum for ages that actually made me LAUGH OUT LOUD.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 18, 2009, 04:16:29 AM
:thanks:
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: wade on February 19, 2009, 04:14:35 AM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:39:12 PM
To clarify these are my requirements 1) free healthcare
2)free college
3)free child care
4)opprotunity to grow towards my interests

Military. 
talk to a recruiter. 
all 4 of those criteria are covered in the Canadian Forces.
Who knows about the USA. 


I was offered to be paid a regular force members salary, while going to college full time, which would have lasted three years.  Once I graduated, I would have been required to complete another 4 years service.  I forgot to mention that they flip the bill for everything.   (I turned that offer down to get in asap, and have my training taught military style. bah..) 

Once in, there are services on base where they will look after your youngins...  they also give you one year of paternal leave..  if both husband/wife are in, that year can be split up however they feel like splitting it..

Medical care is only a doorstep away really.  walk into the hospital or dental office any morning and you will be taken care of that day.  in and out.  everything is taken care of.

and well if you've picked a trade that has interested you, you'll definitely have plenty of time to work at it.  :P

the only down side is, you'll have to be dealing with people who were crazy enough to join the military...  :P

good times.


Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on February 19, 2009, 04:50:54 AM
Since he's in the US, first he would have to become a Canadian citizen.

Joining the US military wouldn't be a TERRIBLY good idea.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 19, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
Quote from: The Revered Asshat on February 19, 2009, 04:50:54 AM
Since he's in the US, first he would have to become a Canadian citizen.

Joining the US military wouldn't be a TERRIBLY good idea.

No it would be a PHENOMINALLY GREAT AND AWESOME idea. 

Indigoblade you should join the military!

Take DK with you ok!
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Aufenthatt on February 19, 2009, 03:49:59 PM
Quote from: K-Bitch on February 19, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
Take DK with you ok!

You want him to be given a gun and be put incharge of defending your country?

You really are dedicated to ending the world.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on February 19, 2009, 04:23:51 PM
Quote from: Aufenthatt on February 19, 2009, 03:49:59 PM
Quote from: K-Bitch on February 19, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
Take DK with you ok!

You want him to be given a gun and be put incharge of defending your country?

You really are dedicated to ending the world.

Be honest here....

Do you think DK would last 24 hours of boot camp?  He would be ass-raped and hog tied in a gully somewhere gagged, crying and praying for someone to find his whining ass.  He can't bring about the end of his own bullshit, let alone the end of the world.  :lulz:
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Vene on February 20, 2009, 12:13:35 AM
Quote from: Aufenthatt on February 19, 2009, 03:49:59 PM
Quote from: K-Bitch on February 19, 2009, 03:45:31 PM
Take DK with you ok!

You want him to be given a gun and be put incharge of defending your country?

You really are dedicated to ending the world.
Defending out country?  WTF?  Have you seen the shit that the US military is doing?  Is pissing off Arabs defending our country now?
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 20, 2009, 01:39:47 AM
It depends on which country is "your" country.

My country is "the independent republic of hurry the fuck up and burn this fucker DOWN already!" so...yeah, I'd say that pissing off Arabs (or anyone else) would pretty much be within the scope of my national interests.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Vene on February 20, 2009, 02:10:15 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 20, 2009, 01:39:47 AM
It depends on which country is "your" country.

My country is "the independent republic of hurry the fuck up and burn this fucker DOWN already!" so...yeah, I'd say that pissing off Arabs (or anyone else) would pretty much be within the scope of my national interests.
Point.  But I'd rather see my country gain a little dignity and not collapse.  I know, I'm young, stupid, and idealistic.  Give me a few years.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 02:54:33 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 20, 2009, 01:39:47 AM
It depends on which country is "your" country.

My country is "the independent republic of hurry the fuck up and burn this fucker DOWN already!" so...yeah, I'd say that pissing off Arabs (or anyone else) would pretty much be within the scope of my national interests.

This.

Also, more Putin bashing.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 02:54:50 AM
Quote from: A Reverend Asshat on February 20, 2009, 02:10:15 AM
Point.  But I'd rather see my country gain a little dignity and not collapse. 

:argh!:
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: East Coast Hustle on February 20, 2009, 02:59:08 AM
Quote from: A Reverend Asshat on February 20, 2009, 02:10:15 AM
Point.  But I'd rather see my country gain a little dignity and not collapse.

I just LOL'd so hard that after I spit ALL my coffee out through my nose and all over the white tablecloth, I went back and brewed another cup and did it again.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Dr Goofy on February 20, 2009, 04:40:27 AM
I thought about moving from the US for some years... was told by others it is not much better else where. So I decided to suck it up and fix what I can here or die trying... Death will come soon I guess.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Cain on February 20, 2009, 12:46:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 02:54:33 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 20, 2009, 01:39:47 AM
It depends on which country is "your" country.

My country is "the independent republic of hurry the fuck up and burn this fucker DOWN already!" so...yeah, I'd say that pissing off Arabs (or anyone else) would pretty much be within the scope of my national interests.

This.

Also, more Putin bashing.

If you haven't pissed China off (and you haven't), then you're not trying hard enough.

PROTIP: call their government out on the dodgy loans used to stage their fake economic recovery.  It makes the court mandarins in both the US and China spit blood.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 12:54:34 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2009, 12:46:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 02:54:33 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 20, 2009, 01:39:47 AM
It depends on which country is "your" country.

My country is "the independent republic of hurry the fuck up and burn this fucker DOWN already!" so...yeah, I'd say that pissing off Arabs (or anyone else) would pretty much be within the scope of my national interests.

This.

Also, more Putin bashing.

If you haven't pissed China off (and you haven't), then you're not trying hard enough.

PROTIP: call their government out on the dodgy loans used to stage their fake economic recovery.  It makes the court mandarins in both the US and China spit blood.

I'm still having too much fun watching my own country shit itself through its own asshole.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Triple Zero on February 21, 2009, 12:56:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2009, 06:14:51 AM
It should be really easy for a young man with your assets to immigrate to a socialist country with a stable economy. I understand the Netherlands will take in just about ANYONE, providing you ask nicely.

you gotta get a work permit, then a job, move in, apply for "be allowed to stay" permit (verblijfsvergunning, dunno what its called), then work for five years and then apply for citizenship.

no wait that's if you're from the EU. and if you're from the EU you dont need the work permit, afaik.

it's complicated.

I'll probably find out as soon as my gf (who is like half-German) is moving over. Being born in the Netherlands, she already got the Dutch nationality, but having lived part of her life outside NL, and some bureaucratic misinformation not yet the citizenship. It's all very confusing.

...

maybe for indigoblade, it's best is she moved to some horrible african war-ridden country, get in trouble there (shouldnt be hard), and then apply for political asylum in the Netherlands. if you can prove your life's in danger, it might speed up the process somewhat.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Prelate Diogenes Shandor on February 21, 2009, 01:08:58 PM
Quote from: indigoblade on February 14, 2009, 05:39:12 PM
To clarify these are my requirements 1) free healthcare
2)free college
3)free child care
4)opprotunity to grow towards my interests

What about legal drugs and prostitution? Why aren't those on your list?  :lulz: (or are they covered in point four?)
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2009, 02:18:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 12:54:34 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2009, 12:46:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 02:54:33 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 20, 2009, 01:39:47 AM
It depends on which country is "your" country.

My country is "the independent republic of hurry the fuck up and burn this fucker DOWN already!" so...yeah, I'd say that pissing off Arabs (or anyone else) would pretty much be within the scope of my national interests.

This.

Also, more Putin bashing.

If you haven't pissed China off (and you haven't), then you're not trying hard enough.

PROTIP: call their government out on the dodgy loans used to stage their fake economic recovery.  It makes the court mandarins in both the US and China spit blood.

I'm still having too much fun watching my own country shit itself through its own asshole.

Annoying China enough that they stop buying your currency would speed up this process massively.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2009, 02:21:12 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on February 21, 2009, 12:56:56 PM
Quote from: Nigel on February 15, 2009, 06:14:51 AM
It should be really easy for a young man with your assets to immigrate to a socialist country with a stable economy. I understand the Netherlands will take in just about ANYONE, providing you ask nicely.

you gotta get a work permit, then a job, move in, apply for "be allowed to stay" permit (verblijfsvergunning, dunno what its called), then work for five years and then apply for citizenship.

no wait that's if you're from the EU. and if you're from the EU you dont need the work permit, afaik.

it's complicated.

I'll probably find out as soon as my gf (who is like half-German) is moving over. Being born in the Netherlands, she already got the Dutch nationality, but having lived part of her life outside NL, and some bureaucratic misinformation not yet the citizenship. It's all very confusing.

...

maybe for indigoblade, it's best is she moved to some horrible african war-ridden country, get in trouble there (shouldnt be hard), and then apply for political asylum in the Netherlands. if you can prove your life's in danger, it might speed up the process somewhat.

Isn't the Netherlands also quite overcrowded?  Its got one of the smallest land available to population ratios in Europe, I believe, which is no doubt putting stress on housing prices, services and the immigration system, who will probably handpick those with the skills it feels the country needs and discard the rest. 

Countries like France and Austria, on the other hand, seem almost underpopulated by comparison.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 04:15:37 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2009, 02:18:27 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 12:54:34 AM
Quote from: Cain on February 20, 2009, 12:46:29 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2009, 02:54:33 AM
Quote from: Dirtytime on February 20, 2009, 01:39:47 AM
It depends on which country is "your" country.

My country is "the independent republic of hurry the fuck up and burn this fucker DOWN already!" so...yeah, I'd say that pissing off Arabs (or anyone else) would pretty much be within the scope of my national interests.

This.

Also, more Putin bashing.

If you haven't pissed China off (and you haven't), then you're not trying hard enough.

PROTIP: call their government out on the dodgy loans used to stage their fake economic recovery.  It makes the court mandarins in both the US and China spit blood.

I'm still having too much fun watching my own country shit itself through its own asshole.

Annoying China enough that they stop buying your currency would speed up this process massively.

Oh, sure.  But that would be like chugging a bottle of 60 year old whiskey.  You could do it, but it would be wrong.  Also, I hate the Chinese, too, and want them to be hopelessly entangled with us when we sink.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: Cain on February 21, 2009, 04:19:13 PM
I have no fear of that.  Apparently, China's factories are doing so bad and so many have shut down that the country has become a net exporter of oil.  I actually did a double take when I saw that on the news.
Title: Re: I'm tired of the U.S. and I wanna move
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2009, 04:28:41 PM
Quote from: Cain on February 21, 2009, 04:19:13 PM
I have no fear of that.  Apparently, China's factories are doing so bad and so many have shut down that the country has become a net exporter of oil.  I actually did a double take when I saw that on the news.

:lulz:

AMAAAAAAAZING!