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#4096
Bring and Brag / Re: Moar fotos!
February 20, 2008, 03:19:04 PM
The reflection one is very nice.  All are great, but I think the reflection one is my fav! 

:mittens:
#4097
Awesome pics Suu.

LMNO your tie is distracting  :lulz:
#4098
Quote from: Rev. What's-His-Name? on February 19, 2008, 07:26:49 PM
bah!  That's no beard.  And my theory is you beard or you don't beard.  None of that wishy-washy halfway business. 

Not sure why but this cracks me up! :lulz:

Great work BTW Suu!!  :mittens:
#4099
No one ever suspects the honor-roll cheerleader.  She can go out amongst the sheep and lead them astray with no worries......

Oh wait...

Been there done that!

I am still confused as to why it matters if "they" do find out it is you.  What are they going to do?  Make you take the posters down?
#4100
Or Kill Me / Re: Souper Tuesday
February 18, 2008, 08:47:39 PM
There is not Dark Horse candidate on the horizon.  I hate them all!  Let's just shoot them all and see who pops up to take a stand then vote for their spouse!
#4101
Discordian Recipes / Re: unusual ways to do pasta?
February 14, 2008, 08:33:47 PM
I use either whole grain fettucine or bow-tie
#4102
Principia Discussion / Re: Dead thread - posted in error
February 14, 2008, 08:32:42 PM
linkage?
#4103
Discordian Recipes / Re: unusual ways to do pasta?
February 14, 2008, 07:14:20 PM
I make a ginger-sesame chicken pasta dish my kids really love.  I score a chunk of peeled ginger and put it in with my pasta while it is boiling.

The sauce is 3 cups teriyaki, 1/4 cup ginger, 1 tsp sesame oil, 1/8 cup sesame seeds.  Use half to cover your chicken with before you bake it.  Toss cooked pasta in the rest and serve w/ the chicken and salad.
#4104
I think Eldora came close to being as two-faced though!

Never met AKK!
#4105
Aneristic Illusions / Re: Terrorists = Americans
February 12, 2008, 10:28:55 PM
I'm sorry, I didn't realize it had worked in the last 100 years or so? :|
#4106
Or Kill Me / Re: Christian Funeral For an Atheist
February 12, 2008, 04:37:34 PM
I'm Irish!  Of course I have! :lulz:

#4107
Or Kill Me / Re: Christian Funeral For an Atheist
February 12, 2008, 03:39:50 PM
I will agree it is the person's choice.  I still say it is selfish as hell.

Funerals though, as that was what this began with, are for the living.  As far as I know the dead don't give a fuck!

I want everyone to party their asses off when I die!  Fuck a funeral, just have a party.  My only request is to make sure the food is excellent.  I mean damn don't embarrass me!  Then, take my ashes and flush me down the toilet 'cause all drains lead to the ocean right!
#4108
Or Kill Me / Re: Open and Shut
February 12, 2008, 03:25:46 PM
Having watched her kick her brother's asses more than once, I would have to agree.  She takes mean, spiteful and revenge to a whole new level.

:lulz:
#4109
Every time I see this I think some one misspelled viagra.

:lulz:
#4110
Or Kill Me / Re: Open and Shut
February 11, 2008, 03:14:37 PM
Quote from: triple zero on February 08, 2008, 08:09:50 PM
Quote from: Khara on February 08, 2008, 03:08:42 PMI have this issue with my own daughter.  Being the youngest and having two very athletic older brothers she has grown up playing every sport right along side of her brothers.  She has played soccer on a team for the last 3 years, however, this year she wanted to play football.  She watched the boys on my youngest sons team (this was their first year of contact) run crying every time they got hit and her opinion was what a bunch of pansies.  (She did put it a bit more ummmm, well, she's 8. )  I was ok with her playing if she really wanted to, but they wouldn't let her.  Said it was too rough.  They suggested she become a cheerleader (which she did but just because the uniform was cute, her words not mine) instead of a football player.  

She ended up being asked to be a part of a competition cheer squad and loves it, but....

Would it have killed anyone to let her play ball?

don't you have girls football teams over there?

There are a few (very very few) girls who play on their parks and rec teams or school teams, they are rarely allowed to play.  However, every girl I have seen here who plays footbal is really large.  That was their issue with my daughter, she's just a little thing.  But no we do not have girl's football teams here that I know of.