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My question is simply this : Why "most" of the discordians (as far as as ive seen) are fatasses?
Another question : Why everybodys "mostly" fighting or replyin like fuckin 55year old virgins on the forums,instead of discussin or sharing different ideas..Discord is a beautiful thing and our lady wants us to be "perfect to ourselves and each other". 
Another : Whats up with this "real" discordians and "fake" discordians bull..
Lady Discordia doesnt accept loosers anyway,and takes care of em douches good,no need to waste our precious energy goddess gave us to be creative and have fun ehh?
Another one : How come the subgeniiii are soooo fuckin lame? What are they supposed to be? 
5th question : Did you know if you eat carrots two weeks in a row,your skin color will turn orange?

Statement : I am the happiest namuh namow in the somsocorcam. 

space pizza :

1 frozen pizza
whatever cheese you like
finely chopped/ground leaf or bud or ground hash (amount is up to u)
5 bottles of tabasco (mmmmmmmmmm jummieeeeeeee)
1 oven

sprinkle the weed over the pizza of ur taste,cover with cheese,then pop in the oven.
it usually bakes a lil longer than it says on the box.
after its baked,put 3 bottles of tabasco all over the pizza and drink the rest.
bon apetite!