The scene: Late August, at the St-Louis-de-Blandford warehouse in Quebec.
Street value of the loot: $30 million.
The target: The Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.
The. Global. Strategic. Maple. Syrup. Reserve.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/09/03/maple_syrup_reserves_hit/
This is even better than that time I discovered that China had strategic pork reserves.
Street value of the loot: $30 million.
The target: The Global Strategic Maple Syrup Reserve.
The. Global. Strategic. Maple. Syrup. Reserve.
http://www.theregister.co.uk/2012/09/03/maple_syrup_reserves_hit/
QuoteCommodity markets worldwide and pancake-gobbling North Americans have been left reeling by the news of an audacious theft which may have seen as much as five thousand tons of maple syrup burgled from planet Earth's "global strategic reserve" of the sticky gunge.
A searing announcement from the Federation of Quebec Maple Syrup Producers revealed the facts to an astonished world late last week. The largely Francophone Canadian province is responsible for as much as 80 per cent of world maple syrup production, and fully two-thirds of Canada's output is exported to feed the insatiable demands of pancake-noshing breakfasters in the Dominion's vast southern neighbour.
This is even better than that time I discovered that China had strategic pork reserves.