(http://i1279.photobucket.com/albums/y522/Rex_Bologna/hoopla2_zps34bc425a.jpg)
Name: Baron Von Hoopla Age: Mid 30s. Gender: Bald. Race: Canadian.
Hoopla is a Canadian terrorist who kills his victims with interpretive dance. His first victims were the Hamilton, Ontario Amateur Theater League, whom he slew by "interpreting" Pablo Picasso's Guernica. Those hardy enough to survive the screaming heads were finished off by the terrifying horse.
He then moved on to Myspace, the entire membership of which was slain by a video Hoopla's treatment of Shakespeare's Gone in 60 Seconds. Following that, he killed the entire Canadian senate (though this wasn't noticed for almost a year) with his interpretation demonstrating the essential philosophical differences between "classic" Star Trek and "TNG".
Word has reached law enforcement officials that Hoopla has somehow obtained a set of unlicensed bongos. They are therefore backing off and putting a bounty on his head.
:lulz:
Quote from: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on December 07, 2014, 03:50:59 PM
:lulz:
That pic SCREAMS "Early Irish Novelist" or perhaps "Time Traveling Hep Cat".
"Irish Buddhist"
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 07, 2014, 04:03:02 PM
"Irish Buddhist"
I once dated an irish buddhist novelist monk.
No joke.
Also, dude was batshit crazy.
Bat
shit.
You dated Hoopla?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on December 07, 2014, 04:17:25 PM
You dated Hoopla?
:lulz: Don't be ridiculous. He's
Canadian. That's not even legal in Oregon.
My next dance is a clogging Tickle Me Elmo for Fox News. They've been asking for it.
Best wanted thread yet. OP and subsequent slandery :lulz: