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life as a adventure

im good

flesh is still in tact

how are things here?

i can only wish to be 'back'

just popping my head in to splash some love around -

whats good?

go rain on a parade

99. Enrico Salad Bar

Dear LHX,

HA HA - as if the regular names aren't bad enough, do you still not mind being referred to by that ridiculous alias?

How have you been?

"Can't complain"? as the locals sometimes say?
"Not bad", perhaps?

We see that you have been keeping yourself busy, and we must admit that we are proud to see this trend having developed within yourself.

It seems that the lesson has effectively sunk in, and we admire how you find solace from the dramas that used to plague you by trying to keep yourself consistently overwhelmed with your little projects and tasks.

It is cute. Your 'serious face' is adorable.

We like how you've been handling the sleep deprivation, and it has been nice to see that you still try to find ways to get in touch with us in your spare time.

Although we know that you do try to keep your conscious self well-grounded and understanding that horrible things may well be approaching, we want to confirm that the act of doing so does not actually prevent these things from happening.

Now, we're not saying that you are trying to fool anybody, but we just want to make sure that it's known that if you ARE trying to fool anybody, you are not.

You are not fooling anybody.

There are still more places that you will need to visit. A few "empty spots on the passport", if you will.

Loss, disfigurement, generalized scorn, and various new forms of disease and abandonment are all candidates to arrive shortly.

As well, some of the old adversaries may drop by once again to make sure you haven't forgot about any of the things that you may feel you have already overcome.

Yes, we understand that there may be a generally threatening undertone to this letter, but we also know that if you have really made it to that "place" that you have been trying to get to, you should be able to handle this with relative ease.

Keep in mind that if you were to face us now, we would still destroy you.

Keep finding the comedy in the situation.

If you find that your head is up your ass, do whatever you have to do to take a shit.

Keep filling your notebook with that Science,

See you soon,


W__________ et al

70. Batsman and Rodman
71. Superbman
72. Wondered Woman
73. Wolfverine
74. Magento
75. Helloboy
76. Horror fiction writer, Stephen Ping
77. Andrew Lloyd Webster

66. Michael Boltman

59. Parrot Hiltons

30. Britney Spear
31. Bernie Max
32. Harth Ledger
33. New Kids on the Street
34. Jennifer Lopets
35. Garth Brakes
36. Talk show host Jay Lentils
37. Disney's The Lion's King

1. Melt Gibson
2. Dandy Glover
3. Uma Thirstman
4. Jerry Signfest
5. Bruce Willits
6. Debbie Moore
7. Johnny Depth

oh the obstacles in life

slick paragraphs

the transition between the last 2 was killer

not that it matters

Second Semester:

PD201: The Art of the Rant - Style and Techniques
PD211: Meme Trench Warfare
PD221: Video Games: Interface and Design
PD231: Conspiracy Theory and Healthy Paranoia
PD241: Low-Budget Cooking
PD251: Absurdity: Existentialism and Comedy

First Semester:

PD101: Intro to Physics
PD111: Maybe Logic
PD121: Pre-1998 Hip Hop
PD131: Black Iron Metal Shop
PD141: Table Tennis
PD151: Diagram and Map Composition

imagine the things we could do if we had some funding. 
how do we turn pd.com into a 501(c)3?

not sure

likely involves a lot of work over a lengthy period of time with little initial reward

<3

we will get large incomes and re-write history

Is there a 401k plan?  Nice to see you LHX. 

need to plan to make at least a extra 401K

Hey, that's great news.  

Answer some standard "Haven't seen you in a while" questions.  What's up?

i still havent sent you books (!)