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Started by Requia ☣, April 22, 2010, 04:44:30 AM

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Bruno

#1080
June 17, 2013, 08:44:47 PM
Formerly something else...

tyrannosaurus vex

#1081
June 17, 2013, 11:30:18 PM
http://nbclatino.com/2013/05/25/judge-joe-arpaios-office-profiled-latinos

Sane people all over Arizona (and many people outside Arizona) did not need an actual court to tell them that Joe Arpaio's Maricopa County Sheriff's Office was a heap of racist scumbags. But because there are fewer of these sane people in Arizona than would be required to actually do something about it, the court's decision came anyway.

MCSO has, for the time being, halted its practice of harassing everyone with questionably dark skin in South Phoenix. This will not last, of course, but at least it's a sign that Arpaio has finally met a legal reality he is not completely comfortable with ignoring. For now.

Also importantly, the tone of MCSO's communications of late have softened somewhat. For example, they are no longer "hunting down and arresting illegal immigrants," because part of the court decision reported on in the link above was that local law enforcement has no business enforcing federal immigration law. MCSO has instead transitioned to the kinder, more gentle practice of "rescuing border crossers in the desert." Mind you, rescuing these people can be dangerous with all the scorpions and snakes out there, so the rescue workers need to be fully armed. And they'll be wearing MCSO uniforms because otherwise the border crossers might not understand how serious they are about rescuing them.
Evil and Unfeeling Arse-Flenser From The City of the Damned.

Doktor Howl

#1082
June 18, 2013, 02:04:58 AM
There are no sane people "all over Arizona".  Only in the Southern bits.  GOD'S COUNTRY.

The rest of you bastards gave us THIS:



Molon Lube

Anna Mae Bollocks

#1083
June 18, 2013, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:04:58 AM
There are no sane people "all over Arizona".  Only in the Southern bits.  GOD'S COUNTRY.

The rest of you bastards gave us THIS:



Why does she look like a dessicated 60's groupie?
Scantily-Clad Inspector of Gigantic and Unnecessary Cashews, Texas Division

Doktor Howl

#1084
June 18, 2013, 02:28:27 AM
Quote from: stelz on June 18, 2013, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:04:58 AM
There are no sane people "all over Arizona".  Only in the Southern bits.  GOD'S COUNTRY.

The rest of you bastards gave us THIS:



Why does she look like a dessicated 60's groupie?

She OD'd on town hall face.
Molon Lube

Doktor Howl

#1085
June 18, 2013, 02:28:42 AM
NOT EVEN ONCE, KIDS.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1086
June 18, 2013, 05:01:41 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:28:27 AM
Quote from: stelz on June 18, 2013, 02:19:33 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 18, 2013, 02:04:58 AM
There are no sane people "all over Arizona".  Only in the Southern bits.  GOD'S COUNTRY.

The rest of you bastards gave us THIS:



Why does she look like a dessicated 60's groupie?

She OD'd on town hall face.
:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1088
June 18, 2013, 05:38:10 AM
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Doktor Howl

#1089
June 26, 2013, 04:09:40 AM
Only in Tucson...

http://www.kvoa.com/news/tacks-on-bike-paths-endanger-tucson-cyclists/#_

Booby traps on bike paths.

This just started happening again today, apparently.
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1090
June 26, 2013, 07:00:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2013, 04:09:40 AM
Only in Tucson...

http://www.kvoa.com/news/tacks-on-bike-paths-endanger-tucson-cyclists/#_

Booby traps on bike paths.

This just started happening again today, apparently.

Inevitable end result; whoever's doing it will get caught and the living shit beaten out of them, bicyclists will be cast as dangerous psychotics.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

Junkenstein

#1091
June 26, 2013, 08:05:55 AM
Further logical result - Bikes must be banned.
Nine naked Men just walking down the road will cause a heap of trouble for all concerned.

Doktor Howl

#1092
June 26, 2013, 03:13:34 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 26, 2013, 07:00:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2013, 04:09:40 AM
Only in Tucson...

http://www.kvoa.com/news/tacks-on-bike-paths-endanger-tucson-cyclists/#_

Booby traps on bike paths.

This just started happening again today, apparently.

Inevitable end result; whoever's doing it will get caught and the living shit beaten out of them, bicyclists will be cast as dangerous psychotics.

Maybe, maybe not.  But this is the city that weaponized bike paths.

SUCK IT, PDX!
Molon Lube

Mesozoic Mister Nigel

#1093
June 26, 2013, 03:16:57 PM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2013, 03:13:34 PM
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on June 26, 2013, 07:00:55 AM
Quote from: Doktor Howl on June 26, 2013, 04:09:40 AM
Only in Tucson...

http://www.kvoa.com/news/tacks-on-bike-paths-endanger-tucson-cyclists/#_

Booby traps on bike paths.

This just started happening again today, apparently.

Inevitable end result; whoever's doing it will get caught and the living shit beaten out of them, bicyclists will be cast as dangerous psychotics.

Maybe, maybe not.  But this is the city that weaponized bike paths.

SUCK IT, PDX!

:lulz: Tucson: One step closer to Thunderdome.
"I'm guessing it was January 2007, a meeting in Bethesda, we got a bag of bees and just started smashing them on the desk," Charles Wick said. "It was very complicated."

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