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Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 01:44:40 AM

Title: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 01:44:40 AM
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/defence/10677230/Army-commander-bans-sandwiches-in-attack-on-barbaric-habits.html
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 06, 2014, 01:54:17 AM
I need to create a messy sandwich. I'm calling it the "Fuck You Which".
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 01:59:33 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 06, 2014, 01:54:17 AM
I need to create a messy sandwich. I'm calling it the "Fuck You Which".

Simply not done, old chap.
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 06, 2014, 02:08:54 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 01:59:33 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 06, 2014, 01:54:17 AM
I need to create a messy sandwich. I'm calling it the "Fuck You Which".

Simply not done, old chap.

In English?
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: Resigned Obligatorily on March 06, 2014, 06:39:20 AM
Wow.

We should steal his eating utensils and see if he starves himself to death.
Amazing how he can participate in wars, but he can't touch food before he eats it....

Brave enough to order men to their death from an office,
but not brave enough to trust his immune system....

Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 06, 2014, 06:45:31 AM
I want to see him eat pussy with a knife and fork.
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: P3nT4gR4m on March 06, 2014, 07:01:32 AM
Trust me, you DO NOT want to submit this to the rule34 test  :eek:
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: Resigned Obligatorily on March 06, 2014, 07:58:30 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 06, 2014, 06:45:31 AM
I want to see him eat pussy with a knife and fork.

Done!

(Warning!: this is rule 34 content; meant for satirical purposes)

http://s2.postimg.org/iob7qo6t5/James_Cowan_Always_Uses_Forks_For_Eating.jpg  (http://s2.postimg.org/iob7qo6t5/James_Cowan_Always_Uses_Forks_For_Eating.jpg)
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on March 06, 2014, 01:09:14 PM
There were so many places to go with that.

So, of course it was rule 34.

Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: hooplala on March 06, 2014, 02:38:48 PM
Just when you start to think that Monty Python savagely exaggerated everything...
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: Cain on March 06, 2014, 02:42:36 PM
He's in Wiltshire.  Barbaric habits?  Don't make me laugh.  That Wickerman shit they do up on the Salisbury Plains is barbaric.  Eating sandwiches is merely uncouth and not becoming of a gentleman.  Any officer who eats a sandwich should be summarily demoted, and sent to have his meal with the plebs.
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: Ben Shapiro on March 06, 2014, 04:12:30 PM
Quote from: Obligatory Resignation on March 06, 2014, 07:58:30 AM
Quote from: /b/earman on March 06, 2014, 06:45:31 AM
I want to see him eat pussy with a knife and fork.

Done!

(Warning!: this is rule 34 content; meant for satirical purposes)

http://s2.postimg.org/iob7qo6t5/James_Cowan_Always_Uses_Forks_For_Eating.jpg  (http://s2.postimg.org/iob7qo6t5/James_Cowan_Always_Uses_Forks_For_Eating.jpg)

Hahahaahah
Title: Re: Once Again, The British Demonstrate Why They Ruled The World TWICE.
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on March 06, 2014, 08:08:43 PM
SANDWICHES

I mean, they're practically AMERICAN in their barbarity!

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