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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: May 05, 2022, 04:19:19 am »
And while I've been preoccupied with this, SCOTUS basically dismantled Roe v Wade.
They'll be after the Gays next.
They'll be after the Gays next.
News:
For my part, I’ve replaced optimism and believing the best of people by default with a grin and the absolute 100% certainty that if they cannot find a pig to fuck, they will buy some bacon and play oinking noises on YouTube.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: May 05, 2022, 04:17:00 am »That's hopefully good news, bloods can mess with the brain bad, but at least if it's corona that should subside once its run its course
They expect her to recover in all respects, but it will be a while.
I just thank god my folks are reasonably well off. If they weren't, she'd have been put in a psychiatric hospital, and would have been dead a few days ago.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: May 05, 2022, 04:15:45 am »If it's rare, I'm guessing they know diddly shit about the illness itself. But they can treat the symptoms, right? Are they doing anything?
Yeah, they're bringing her sodium up slowly (she was at 124), and an odd antipsychotic. She's not a danger to herself anymore, but she'll be in the hospital for a while.
Turns out it was gradually-reducing sodium due to cancer meds, then she got covid and BANG.
She was vaccinated but, you know, cancer patient. She has about 25% the right amount of white blood cells, so she's gonna be a while.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: May 04, 2022, 03:33:45 am »
So it turns out she has Covid psychosis.
Because why wouldn't my family get the weirdest, rarest version?
Anyway, the prognosis is good if she survives the virus, which is not attacking her lungs but instead making her blood chemistry go berserk. High sodium, high ammonia, etc. We are told her odds are "fair".
Because why wouldn't my family get the weirdest, rarest version?
Anyway, the prognosis is good if she survives the virus, which is not attacking her lungs but instead making her blood chemistry go berserk. High sodium, high ammonia, etc. We are told her odds are "fair".
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: May 04, 2022, 03:31:41 am »
So, the genius thing about IT "security" is having to change your password periodically. Which means people don't remember them. Which means people write them down.
People like my new boss.
muhaha
People like my new boss.
muhaha
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: May 01, 2022, 05:20:59 pm »I'm so sorry, that's up there with my worst fears.
Yeah, it terrified my grandfather, but all he had was the normal memory loss you'd get with being 99 years old.
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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: May 01, 2022, 03:20:34 am »
My mom asked me who I was today.
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Apple Talk / Re: Banned on FB again.
« on: April 27, 2022, 08:28:13 pm »What now?
Threatening to beat up the Catholic Church.
I am mighty, and they fear my wrath.
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Apple Talk / Re: A thought experiment
« on: April 27, 2022, 02:53:56 am »Yeah, but you're not in the rocket biz. The idea is to look for the characteristics you actually want, in an unexpected, time sensitive situation -- the Ignition! anecdote is just the example that came to mind. I don't have specific suggestions for your situation, they're going to be hugely dependent on your company, the position, the work being done, and the attitude required. But if you can find a way to get usable information on those necessary characteristics, that seems the most fair and safety-conscious approach.
Better than gambling with raw experience, too. Could be mister Twenty Years has never had something go catastrophically wrong, or dealt with a dickhanded moron fucking up everything they need to do, or whatever variety of exciting failure is relevant to you.
I'm just saying, I bet every engineer in the area jumped 3 feet up when the Vanguard launch went bad.
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Apple Talk / Banned on FB again.
« on: April 27, 2022, 02:52:01 am »
Just 24 hours. I can do that on my head. 
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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: April 27, 2022, 01:57:30 am »
I got a call from a colleague who is still in the biz, although at a different company that I was at.
They tried to design a drone that would mine metals out of landfills, but they forgot to put in any kind of IFF.
So the drones scrapped each other, as they were the highest concentration of metal in the immediate area.
This makes me feel even more optimistic about the future than I normally am.
They tried to design a drone that would mine metals out of landfills, but they forgot to put in any kind of IFF.
So the drones scrapped each other, as they were the highest concentration of metal in the immediate area.
This makes me feel even more optimistic about the future than I normally am.
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Apple Talk / Re: A thought experiment
« on: April 27, 2022, 01:41:52 am »If you can devise a way to test how the two will perform under pressure, that'd solve the problem of selection involving risk. It won't necessarily solve the problem of an all-white engineering staff, but at least you'll know it wasn't a decision made that has anything to do with race (which isn't BETTER, but does show you tried to avoid it at least). And it opens up tantalizing new possibilities, like "I wouldn't actually trust either of these guys near anything sharper than a butter knife".
I'm reminded of a bit from Ignition!, by John Clark. He'd invite new applicants into his office, then have an assistant set off a loud chemical reaction behind them while they were invited to look closely at something. If they jumped ten feet and knocked water on the cat, no good, cut 'em loose. If they managed to stay calm, they'd be a good fit for the rocket business. I don't know what work you're doing, but if you can find a way to make a similar test, to create sudden, job-relevant panic in a controlled environment, you're probably on track.
It's unorthodox, but it's the best answer I got.
I don't want to employ people that don't react to explosions.
It seems like a sure-fire recipe for the wrong kind of hilarity.
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Apple Talk / A thought experiment
« on: April 27, 2022, 01:08:23 am »
Okay, so let's assume you own or are the CEO of a business that is intrinsically dangerous. Let's say it's a steel mill.
Your engineering department is small and entirely or almost entirely white. Because it's always been that way.
Your floor employees are disproportionately people of color.
An engineer retires, and you are now critically short-handed. You get two resumes on your desk. One is from a white dude with 20 years of experience, and the other is a black dude with a rock solid set of scores in engineering school but no practical experience. You have the budget to hire one of them.
Affirmative Action gives you incentive to hire the black dude, who is also cheaper due to his lack of experience, but he's more or less on his own. If he makes mistakes, the people on the floor (again, mostly POC) will be exposed to additional risk to life and limb. Which is no small thing in a steel mill.
If you hire the white dude, his experience makes him cost more but there is less risk to the floor employees, but you have once again established that your upper echelons are white, and will remain so until the next engineer retires, whereupon you will be faced with the same dilemma.
What is the ethical solution?
Your engineering department is small and entirely or almost entirely white. Because it's always been that way.
Your floor employees are disproportionately people of color.
An engineer retires, and you are now critically short-handed. You get two resumes on your desk. One is from a white dude with 20 years of experience, and the other is a black dude with a rock solid set of scores in engineering school but no practical experience. You have the budget to hire one of them.
Affirmative Action gives you incentive to hire the black dude, who is also cheaper due to his lack of experience, but he's more or less on his own. If he makes mistakes, the people on the floor (again, mostly POC) will be exposed to additional risk to life and limb. Which is no small thing in a steel mill.
If you hire the white dude, his experience makes him cost more but there is less risk to the floor employees, but you have once again established that your upper echelons are white, and will remain so until the next engineer retires, whereupon you will be faced with the same dilemma.
What is the ethical solution?
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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions VIII: Some bad news for new folks
« on: April 20, 2022, 08:04:26 pm »by the way, Hi, I'm Cramulus.
I also run a little Discord server which is also a Discordian Cabal. We're the Aftermathematics Research Cabal. Shoot me a PM if you want an invite.Noall spags allowed.
Am I allowed, or are you still mad about the Friday hotdog in Boston?
*on a serious note, who has the picture of you admonishing me? I kinda need that.*
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Apple Talk / Re: Introductions VIII: Some bad news for new folks
« on: April 20, 2022, 08:03:02 pm »same - sometimes i think about posting, but then i look at recent posts and it feels like there's nothing of value i can add to the conversation, and so i just close the page because i don't want to shit on a graveyard of more interesting content
This is wrong. Graveyards are for shitting, go nuts.