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Today's secret phrase "Redwing Meat"!

If revealed post-coitus, my reaction has mostly been, "Oh.  Look at that.  I'll start a load of laundry.  Meet you in the shower?"

If revealed pre-, only the last sentence applies.

If only most men thought that way...
KUDOS!

apparently i caught her right at the moment when the magic begins.

Well, you know...
Sometimes the excessive force to the uhhh, yeah; will kick start the red tide.


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          (Example)

[Yankee-Dixie Throwdown.]

..."Suthnuhs call it the War of Northern Aggression. I'm ok with calling it the War of Southern Failure/the American War/the Confederate War/Yankee-Dixie Throwdown."...

Fantastic! 

This conversation is retarded.

My favorite flavor is clear...
     Because that's the color of the windows on the bus...

Window licking, best past time since sniffing sharpies.


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Class                                               IQ
Profound mental retardation           Below 20
Severe mental retardation                20–34
Moderate mental retardation             35–49
Mild mental retardation                     50–69
Borderline intellectual functioning       70–84

Via Wikipedia http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intellectual_disability

I just picked a random number within the Borderline intellectual functioning category...
Stupid...
      But not yet retarded.

Since when does ICE have anything to do with copyright infringement?

Or did I miss something???

So that map was based on AP testing..

We had to pay money just to take the tests out here. Do other states charge for these tests?
$50.00 a pop in '03-'04

Not only that but you have to qualify to take them as well.

Some confusion here then as to how this demographic is even useful (given the above)...

How many parents spent money to prove their kids are smarter then yours, and ended up having it turn out to be a good investment???

Maybe this is why WI scored well... 

Well, sure, but that's because they had to breed with us filthy Irish after we overran Massachusetts. It's an open secret that the Vatican uses us to immigrate en masse and seduce the local women in order to convert them to the Catholic Church.

HA, Ya got a point there...

Cretins.

Yay, for interchangeable media. News is entertainment, however, for some time now entertainment has been news worthy. Just the next step forward.

P.s. I don't give a shit what Angelina Jolie had for lunch.

Current "Average" IQ: 82 - Borderline intellectual functioning...

Ridiculous...

Here is another little interesting tid-bit for you to "gobble" up... (In relation)

The Mayflower Society, a group for those that have proven direct ancestry to the American colonialists; taking pride in the will of the 'original' pilgrims and what they achieved, is ran by the Catholic Church.

O.K. so the Puritans left because they didn't believe the Church of England reformed enough from Catholicism...
Alrighty then.

There is no history, just modern idiocracy.

WTF, really?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/technology-11837939

"Facebook is right to lay legal claim to use of the word 'face' in the context of social networking sites and other specific computer-linked activities because they have built up a reputation in the name Facebook, of which arguably 'face' is the dominant element,"

This makes me want to start a networking site with the "dominant element" being the word cock...
Then I can own all rights to cock on the internet...

WIN! 

Since when is linking to an outside site classified as copyright infringement? Wow, what a waste of manpower... I want my taxes returned.

Sick.

That is actually worse then NY trying to charge an 8 year old with manslaughter; for accidentally hitting some 80-some year old woman with a bike when she was 5, causing an irreversible hip injury, that lead to death.

Well maybe not worse..
But most definitely on par.

What about the right for a child not to want to worship a "Supreme Being", but being spoon fed worthless dribble every weekend at Sunday school??? No choice there eh?

Ugh, sore subject for me.
Can't say I'm Christian at all. Never baptized, nothing.
Led to a big fight in my family, that my folks didn't put me into that shit because they wanted to give me a choice they never had.

I am now ostracized on my moms side almost completely.

Roger, I like you.