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What's the sudden fascination with the word "wouldn't"?

Who wouldn't want a second head?

(tomorrow? I thought it was on Sunday?)

Yeah, you're right... I was thinking of something else

Why does the posting program keep messing up?

The object of this game is to create a dialogue using only questions. So, if the previous post was "What happened to your car?", don't say "It crashed", but instead use something like "Didn't you see the crash?". I'll start:

What's that on the roof?

In honor of tomorrow's roast on Comedy Central:

Leary's gonna get
lots of lung cancer; maybe
that'll shut him up!

Sekvanta Temo: Dance Dance Revolution

Trollax, I for one am utterly moved by your greatness.

Mold 'n' mud 'n' shit
Goin' to job interview,
My foots look snazzy!

Next topik: The democracy cakewalk in Tienenman Square

What a weird concept
Stealth assassins from Japan
But no meat or milk

Damn, that sucked... anyhow
Next topic: The Great Mighty Poo

too pluhss too yz fayve
pai iz fud, nogt uh numbur
math geekz, dey iz weerd

Next topic: How Strong Bad can type so fast with boxing gloves :

Those scented crayons
My sister loves to eat them...
Crayola cuisine!

N,Ä?chstes Thema: Eating Froot Loops with chopsticks (my cousin actually does this)

Landing planes on ships
No entrepreneurs in France
Cheerleading frat boy

I know, I know, it's no great shakes; don't expect anything by me to be so. Next topic: Finland  

I never saw "The Exorcist," a fact my dad won't leave me alone about, but I have to keep the thread going so here goes nothing, based on what little I have seen of it-

Some sorta thriller
It has ghosts and little kids
With bladder problems

Next topic:
Your choice. If you've seen The Exorcist, you can write better haiku about that than little ol' sheltered me, or my topic: Trix (the cereal)