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Or Kill Me / Re: Luka Magnotta : Everything is A Dream
« on: January 29, 2021, 01:24:06 pm »
Mrs LMNO decided to watch a movie on Netflix: Don't Fuck With Cats.

A few minutes in, I asked myself: "how do I know that name?"

A few minutes later: "Holy shit."

Exactly the same a couple of months back. Explained it to Mrs P3nT about ten minutes in when I figured it out. Next thing she's all like "You called a serial killer a skinny little what? What the fuck else do you get up to online?" and I'm like "Dafuq woman, I never even pretended I was normal, you just chose to ignore it." Now I'm in the doghouse and she's vetting my forum join requests in case I get us both killed on youtube. I feel that after 20 years together my wife finally understands me  8)

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Apple Talk / Re: Unity (Hey, Louie)
« on: December 19, 2020, 02:42:01 am »
Louie,

I keep hearing republicans crying about the continued verbal abuse from democrats/liberals/some progressives after Biden called for unity.  Well, the thing is, we didn't include them in our unity.  We united without them.  Biden may not have intended this, but Biden isn't God.  He's The Guy That Ran Against Trump, and is president simply because the alternative was so awful.

I don't WANT to unite with Proudboys.  I don't WANT to unite with Rick Warren or Rush Limbaugh, or Hannity.  I want to put them in a shipping container and drop it into the ocean off of Newfoundland.

This may sound a little over the top.  Harsh times, man.  They have had their way for too long and they have shat all over the place, and the situation with regard to them is unsalvageable.  There is nothing left to do but kick them right back up into their old man's urethra, and then have their fathers deported to any foreign land that will have them...Or maybe we can forgo all that bad noise and just ship them to the Aleutian Islands and let them have their capitalism all by themselves.  There are no trees on those islands, they won't be building any rafts to come back and give us trouble.

Then we can all smile at Joe Biden as he enters office.  No, the OTHER kind of smile.  The one that makes your poop try to run away without you.

Up the revolution, you yammering gasbag,
Hamish

You know something, I think you've just described a democracy I could actually get behind. I feel kinda dirty even just saying that but, yeah, two sections on the ballot -

A) Who is Imperial Majesty for the next term?

B) What reward do we inflict on the previous one for services rendered?

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Apple Talk / Re: Open Bar: Curbside Pickup Only
« on: November 28, 2020, 07:38:24 am »
Producer friend of mine is sitting on a script for a short that, imo, is pure f'kin gold. If she can wrangle the funding I'll be a full blown animation studio, rather than just another pair of hands in the vfx credits. How the fuck do I keep getting myself into these ridiculous situations :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: 2021 Poll
« on: November 28, 2020, 07:30:25 am »
Voted better. Can't imagine how that's even possible but then I said that about 2019 too  :lulz:

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Apple Talk / Re: Seriously, NOW where is the Youtube thread?
« on: November 28, 2020, 07:25:48 am »

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Apple Talk / Re: The Compleat Billy Chronicles (thanks to Zenpatista)
« on: November 25, 2020, 06:35:51 pm »
Finally got round to catching up on the last couple of seasons of silicon valley. I totally read that as a conversation between Gilfoyle and Dinesh :lol:

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Apple Talk / Re: So this happened again.
« on: November 25, 2020, 06:26:42 pm »
Charged with grand theft. Assuming they plea bargained away unsafe load and reckless endangerment, then?

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: Algorithmic Transparency
« on: September 10, 2020, 11:36:58 pm »
The problem with the algorithms at this stage in the proceedings is that most of them are utterly inconceivable to the human mind. The system has been writing itself for the best part of a decade now.

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« on: September 10, 2020, 11:33:44 pm »
And rightfully so. The AG's statement on the legality of the legislation was a disgrace. This is every bit a sledgehammer at the knees of the concept of international law as the Iraq War was.

Funny I just thought of Iraq too, when I read "Critics say reneging on a legally binding international commitment will trash Britainís reputation for upholding law and order." Like, we're a walking fucking warcrime It'd be easier to kick a woman square in the nuts than do any damage to our reputation at this point.

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Bring and Brag / Uncomfortable Truths
« on: September 10, 2020, 03:02:35 am »
Violence can be beautiful
Destruction can  fun
Greed is a design feature
Trigger pulls the gun

Sex is like adrenaline
Tribalism's class
Fear is a weakness
Cool kicks ass

The law is made up bullshit
Keeps things quiet
Utopia'd be worse than death
Would cause a f'kin riot

War is not your enemy
Peace is not your friend
Time and place for everything
Beginning Middle End

Liberty is in your head
Justice an illusion
Religion is a metaphor
For hatred and confusion

Poverty is relative
Always more to give
Consuming other lifeforms
is the only way to live

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UK General Election 8th June: Shake it all about?
« on: September 05, 2020, 08:07:52 am »
This is shaping up to be almost as fucking hilarious as a second trump term :lulz:

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Aneristic Illusions / Re: UNLIMITED 2020 THREAD
« on: August 17, 2020, 09:40:05 am »
I have a rule of thumb when discussing anything with a liberal - any sentence containing the word "should" or "shouldn't" can be safely dismissed as idealistic pipe dreaming bullshit and of no conceivable relevance to any persons living or dead.


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Aneristic Illusions / Re: General Trump hilarity free-for-all thread
« on: August 08, 2020, 03:55:13 pm »
This is all kinds of awesome.

https://www.nzherald.co.nz/travel/news/article.cfm?c_id=7&objectid=12354666&fbclid=IwAR0iJj65EpDV3GFbaOigWHdJqZiCI8YATfJUDMGISrC3cO10v3nIBpbLKt8

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Covid 19 coronavirus: US Government issues New Zealand travel warning due to its '23 active cases'

1.  You can't travel to New Zealand as a regular traveler.  Their borders are closed.

2.  The "23 cases" are asylum-seekers who were diagnosed in a quarantine facility and are now under "managed quarantine" having never been exposed to the public.

Strikes me as a face saving exercise. Like if an american airliner got with 100 miles of NZ airspace, I'm guessing they'd (quite rightly) shoot the fucking thing out the sky. At least this way it looks like a US decision, rather than, yanno, the rest of the world laughing at people who vote for retards to run their country.

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Apple Talk / Re: SO YOU WANT WORLD PEACE!?
« on: July 29, 2020, 08:13:09 am »
Wait, who the fuck wants world peace?  :eek:

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Apple Talk / Re: Suu demands to know what you are listening to!
« on: July 26, 2020, 08:08:50 pm »
Been my earworm for going on 48 hours now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=749wEN2cuFA

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