Principia Discordia

Principia Discordia => Two vast and trunkless legs of stone => Topic started by: Alfred Little Moon Cx3 on January 29, 2023, 07:28:45 PM

Title: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: Alfred Little Moon Cx3 on January 29, 2023, 07:28:45 PM
shoedinger's cat is assumed to be alive we just put you in that box to automatically assume that it had no value is insane it was alive 5 minutes ago when we put it in that box to imagine let's for instance say the cat can live for 2 weeks w/o food and water ok so I'm thinking to myself he's like 5% alive in there on day one and 100% dead on day 14 but I guess that depends on if you believe in a bakers dozen or not and now I realize we have a pretty simple math problem and to say that shoedingers cat is both alive and dead at the same exact time sounds like some genius bullshit and maybe it is but that cat is like 10% funnier than you
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: Cramulus on January 31, 2023, 06:27:04 PM
I think the point of the schroedinger's cat experiment is that it helped Schroedinger explain to everybody why they needed to lay off the physics.

"ThE CaT ExISts aND DOes NOT ExiST UNTIL ITS eigenstaTe is OBSERVEd"

these are the thoughts of the utterly deranged
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: hooplala on January 31, 2023, 06:42:17 PM
Yeah, he was making fun of QM
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:35:28 AM
Quote from: Cramulus on January 31, 2023, 06:27:04 PM
I think the point of the schroedinger's cat experiment is that it helped Schroedinger explain to everybody why they needed to lay off the physics.

"ThE CaT ExISts aND DOes NOT ExiST UNTIL ITS eigenstaTe is OBSERVEd"

these are the thoughts of the utterly deranged

BALLS!   :argh!:  If the math says it's indeterminate, it's fucking well indeterminate!
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: Doktor Howl on February 01, 2023, 05:35:48 AM
Quote from: hooplala on January 31, 2023, 06:42:17 PM
Yeah, he was making fun of QM

If he's so smart, why is he dead?
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: hooplala on February 02, 2023, 02:11:43 AM
Good point.
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: altered on February 02, 2023, 02:47:15 AM
This is why the only man I listen to on quantum stuff is Max Tegmark. He hasn't died yet and he also sounds fucking batshit.
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: Cain on February 02, 2023, 03:59:25 AM
Have you opened the box to ensure he is not dead yet?
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: altered on February 02, 2023, 07:32:01 PM
I wouldn't dare open Max Tegmark's box. I'd get hit in the face by mathematical ghosts.
Title: Re: Removed from Spagbook
Post by: Cramulus on February 02, 2023, 07:44:57 PM
the ONLY SCIENTIST is GENE RAY