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[Yes. Self-assumed obsolescence; wherein the Unique is subsumed by legion.]

Is heaven just a method to get people to pull down their/zip up there - pants? 

Yes. Self-assumed obsolescence; wherein the Unique is subsumed by legion.

Does Yahweh like or hate hanging around with Eris?

They're drinking buddies.
The Abridged True Story of YHVH-1

Do Santa and Satan get along?

There are many of both; too non-specific. Outlook unresolvable.
I suggest you direct multiple inquiries to Santa(s)' postal drop box in Uummannaq, Greenland.

Is Christianism compatible with Santaism?

Depends which organization owns the brand & trademark rights, as well as how zealously they litigate.
[Aforementioned terms applied interchangeably towards militant/liberal/crusading factions]
[For the purposes of these statements & their interpretations the term (LIBERAL) is to be strictly held to only be in reference to the use of monetary investment capital, &/or leveraged private lands, &/or any unforeseen methods of marketing &/or usury]

Is Paul (The so-called "apostle") the most successful cult leader of all time?

I have no regard for the answer to this.

I wrote a new Bible book, where can I submit it?

Your local library's overnight drop-off.

If two people from three different religions all hate each other, does that make them friends?

The opposition of an enemy is rarely a friend: all enemies should be welcomed as friends.