Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on September 08, 2016, 07:44:38 PM
who among us has never tried to escape the toaster? To gain access to the wider kitchen, or perhaps the plate, with our pastry goodness? But toasters are harsh jailers, and will not cooperate. And so the toaster pastry goodness is blackened into charcoal by careless Gods who put the setting too high. Everything is failure.
Is Eris one of these gods?