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I pronounce it "him-EE-obz."

Ditto, FWIW.

Note:  Maria doesn't believe in the internets, but she is a ranter of epic proportions.  I give you The Brag of the UberYetiEss:

HEY, STICKBOY!  I am the uberwoman!  My ovaries are full of ball bearings and my tampons are radioactive!  I shit concertina wire, my vibrator has a kickstart, and I go drinking with Themis and Columbia!  My boogers are made of stainless steel!  You better stand back, little man, because I'm a dead shot and a live wire, with ass-penetrating boots!  I use mascara on all 3 eyes, and I have no king but Elvis!  My legs are 3 miles long, and I can slam a revolving door!  I drink whiskey and puke kerosene!  I got busted by DHS and copped a feel!  YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU'LL ONLY DIE TIRED!

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW!

That's good... she's certainly got character.

What's the overall style you're going for--Book of the Subgenius, the PD, or just whatever? Looking for images as well as text?

Good lists. Have you been trawling the web, or doing a lot of reading?

I've only read The Outsider by Camus; I quite enjoyed it.

Good stuff.

Her apartment was clean, but the fruit in the fruit bowl had gone bad.

I really like this sentence.

I concur.

Ah, I see. I spent a while trying to figure it out, which I guess was your point. I pwned (my pance?).

I'm not sure I get that one. Mormons and the numbers 7 and 9? Is the peacock important?

Proxy,
Doesn't do signoffs like this normally but is pretty tired and dazed

Aha.

FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!

Thumbs up.

Cain (I think) found that written on a sidewalk.  It was too good not to steal.

Twas me, was glad to see you made good use of the phrase.

Good work!

FOR GOD'S SAKE, RUN WHILE YOU STILL HAVE LEGS!

Thumbs up.

This may be the scariest thing you have ever written.

I concur; it is a very effective piece.

Nope. But if there's similar stuff in Chelmsford, I'm always up to look at some pics of it.

Over the past few weeks I've spotted a couple of fun things written on walls/floors, so took photos. They're attached here in case anyone wants to use them for anything, or just look at them.





Bonus points if you can work out where I've been from them... though that'd be a little scary.

If you link them from anywhere, I'd appreciate if you could put them up somewhere else as I'm not sure how long I will be able to keep them on my webspace. I have the originals at double size if they're needed.