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God, I love your music. Don't ever stop.

And what if I'm being an outlandish jackass to get you to make jokes at my expense, 'cos it's really really fun, and you're playing right into my game?
Toronto Libraries have computers, wa ha ha.

I like Aini. Where is (she/sie?) anyway?

But <i>I</i> like ragamuffins.

WHAT?

*yawn* It's been done, get yer own schtick.

Suddenly it all makes sense. The France, midgets, extra-dimensional metaphysics, all of it!

JUST DOMINATED A 1/2 GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND A BOTTLE OF MAGIC SHELL

ME, DOING BATTLE WITH THE BRITTLE CHOCOLATE SHELL ON MY VANILLA ICE CREAM.

YOU, DOING BATTLE WITH THE XEROX TONER ON YOUR FRENCH BLUE DRESS SHIRT & KHAKIS.

NO, I WILL NOT WASH MY HANDS AND FACE

YES, I WILL LEAVE A TRAIL OF FILTH FROM BOTH THE MAGIC SHELL ON MY HANDS AND MY BODYS INABILITY TO PROCESS LACTOSE.

IM OFF TO OWN THE FUCK OUT OF THE HORSE IN FRONT OF K-MART, $10 IN QUARTERS ARE BURNING A HOLE IN MY WRANGLERS.

NO, YOUR BOSS WONT STOP YOU IN THE HALL TO TELL YOU HE APPRECIATES THE 90 HOUR WEEKS. FUCKING LOSER.

MRH,
K-MART COWBOY

I have no fucking clue what you're going on about, but it's damned entertaining.

Yeah, this place is great. I'm never gonna leave!

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In any case, a trick is to burrow into The Machine like one of those chest-bursting critters from Alien. 

Fixed.

Tigers don't use camoflauge.  They use huge, razor-sharp incisors.

That... That was... Kinda my... Heeeeey.

Knows that camoflauge is the BEST survival strategy.

Tell that to the Tiger.

What works for you, works for you. What works for me, works for me. If we all employed the same methods, well, that'd be kind of counterintuitive, wouldn't it?

And half of not caring what people think of you is learning to blend in.

I disagree; after all, if you don't care what other people think of you, it doesn't matter if you're dressed outlandishly or normally. As long as you're happy with yourself, and you're not causing anyone any harm, dress however pleases you most.

Oh, no, I don't like alcohol. I really dislike it, actually. Very seldom will I drink more than a half-pint a night, and even that's rare. I just really like the taste of some beers, Guinness included.

I'm totally with you on the whole not caring what other people think of me... However, *I* care what I think of me; and I like dressing/acting/being the things that I think are really cool. Hence the Road Warrior getup.

God, Budweiser is a shitty beer. Guinness all the way.
Good trolling though. It took me awhile to figure out what you were up to.

That was so much fun. XD

Oh, and Kaimi... I'm sorry. I didn't actually mean any of that stuff I said.