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Two vast and trunkless legs of stone / Re: Help
April 26, 2020, 04:24:42 AM
It doesn't make us a hive mind just because we all think you are an asshole.
Quote from: Black Death on April 24, 2020, 09:35:06 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 24, 2020, 09:28:47 PM
Seriously, guy. There is nothing for you here.

Seems so, but I am here anyway. Either you are out of sync or everything is.

Ah, but what am I syncing about?
Seriously, guy. There is nothing for you here.
It's that time of year again.
Quote from: General_Pandemonium on April 23, 2020, 10:58:17 AM

I was introduced to the Principa Discordia through the Anon subculture (***Pre-chanology/EFGmask), right around the time of the publication of the BIP.  The philosophical concepts that are the basis underlining these two works became foundational parts of my worldview beginning freshman, or maybe sophomore, year of high school. Even predating my introduction to, well, any other philosophical outlooks.

Which is why I am formally requesting restitution from the authors of the BIP in the amount of Five Whole Numbers made up of any combination of 2,3 or 5 (HAHA GET IT?! F#&K YOU. YOUKNOW WHO YOU ARE.) which will be up to the Authors' collective (and unanimous*) decision.

I was at the time under the impression it was "for the lulz". And at no point was I informed there would be any sort of, well... you already know what happened, don't you?
If you think about it, you could even qualify as them.

The consequences of which nearly resulted in becoming (or ascending, descending? "Wherever the flame has went, the fat man said") a Bodhisattva, and do you have any godd&amn idea how boring that woulda been?! Cuz listen here buddy, I've glimpsed Nonexistence, and it simply "is NOT".

So rather than the dissolution of self (since I like my self). I made like st galik and skittered off to here. (GET IT? 'Cuz roaches love garbage.**).


I am interested in exploring/experimenting with practical methods of may-may dissemination and ensured propagation (SRSly), as well as subversion of current may-mays for belief modification or for disinfo. (SRSly, again). If there are any current projects I could assist (or hinder) and/or threads these may even loosely relate to that I could be directed towards I would be most appreciative. 


*I assume this will never occur, hence voiding the request. Or possibly result in some sorta bootleg Dante's limbo situation, which would be hilarious.
Although if there's a need to subvert my expectations I guess that's ok? 

**Just kidding about one of those things.

Cool. What's your opinion of gin?
I do too.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 22, 2020, 02:17:07 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 22, 2020, 02:08:21 PM
Gin is my golden apple.

It seems far more valuable than it actually is and can be abused to start wars that ultimately collapse civilization for several hundred years? Sounds about right.

I have no memory of writing the above post. Damn gin.
Gin is my golden apple.
Quote from: Cramulus on April 13, 2020, 10:02:03 PM
I can imagine a sci-fi genre (which probably already exists) in which the world is ending, but not uniformly, and not in a big dramatic crescendo. The world doesn't end due to wars or bombs or aliens or a big comet or anything... it's ending slowly, slowly being strangled by bureaucracy and reliance on systems that no longer function, or have long stoppages.

Like, picture Mad Max, but 7-11 is still open.

There's raiders and slavers... but also, there are still normal police...?

The Government is still there, it's just completely ineffective, if not actively malicious.

TV still exists, but no new shows are coming out, and nothing is filmed live anymore. All re-runs.

If you need medical attention, you have to barter with some shaman.. but you're at a mall kiosk.

One day, when I lived in Yonkers, a bunch of big-box stores in the same mall all went out of buisness in the same 4 months. The smaller businesses followed - it was like the mall was dying a slow death. I went to a bunch of GOING OUT OF BUISNESS  sales, and it eventually started to feel surreal... empty parking garages, dark store fronts, one lone light somewhere.

what are some other mid-apoc images?

The very first Mad Max movie seemed to exist within that world. It was post apocalyptic, sort of, but society still kind of existed.
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 09:10:57 PM
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on April 09, 2020, 09:09:51 PM
Quote from: Cain on April 09, 2020, 08:54:58 PM
Show me your belt of shrunken heads, then
How barbaric!  I would hope Hoopla does no such thing.

A proper gentleman keeps his shrunken heads on a shelf in a place of respect, and consults them when in need of wisdom.

Sounds like the kind of lame thing Hoops would do, yes.

I keep them in a shrine to Schlitzie the pinhead, nothing special.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2020, 07:58:48 PM
Quote from: altered on April 09, 2020, 07:57:52 PM
I'm on team "drink gin" here. I'm also a fucking sewer beast, so maybe that's a bad thing for Hoopla.

We have already established what sort of beast Hoopla is.  He's a pornography adjuster.

Former. I'm a head hunter now.
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 09, 2020, 07:04:33 PM
Hoopla has the code. I generally stay open until 11 or midnight. All spags invited.

I will be on in a little over an hour from now, when my shift is over.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on April 09, 2020, 07:00:01 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on April 09, 2020, 06:50:29 PM
Also, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin

QuoteAlso, I like gin

Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on April 05, 2020, 07:52:06 PM
I'm still listening in pieces. It's brilliant! he kinda reminds me of Yoda visually for some reason.

It's those goat eyes.