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#76
My name is Hoopla and I make a mean box of Kraft Macaroni & Cheese, although we don't call it that where I live. Also, I like gin, which I am told makes me evil.
#77
Are the PD video chats still going on? I would love to join.
#79
Quote from: nullified on November 22, 2019, 06:01:28 PM
On further consideration, Richter is the Knight of Wands and Faust is the King of Coins.

Kindly ignore my last post, along with the bulk of my other posts
#80
This is just the Major Arcana then I take it?

Enrico should be the Wheel.
#81
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 21, 2019, 10:58:56 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 21, 2019, 10:55:31 PM
Quote from: nullified on November 21, 2019, 10:22:13 PM
No one's ever actually seen Cramulus in years. There's just a strange smell, and a misplaced mustache.

When we see the mustache is gone, we know he's arrived. We think we see his silhouette behind the glass, but it's frosted glass and he keeps his office dark. We all enter our buildings after he arrives and leave before the end of his shift, so we aren't actually ever sure what we're seeing there, but the mustache is gone and the stink of cheese and burning hair is wafting from the vents, so it must be Cramulus.

Ever since he was stripped of his title as Professor, things have been this way. Each section crawls out of the nest in the storefront they will spend their day serving. Strange, faceless figures come through and speak in buzzing, unnatural voices, they purchase goods from us, they leave.

Over it all, the office of Cramulus, where a strange figure wanders back and forth, wobbling as if drunk or standing motionless for hours, not even the slight disturbance of breathing, and sometimes a light shines on a section and their metrics deteriorate and half of them are torn by dogs in the night at random.

When the mustache disappears, we fear.

I've seen him. There are photos to PROVE it.

He showed me his pet project, he is slowly rebuilding the Five Points in lower Manhattan. HE STILL HAS THAT GODDAM MUSTACHE. And he WEARS IT IN PUBLIC. When he is finally finished with his little project he plans to rule the entire area, calling himself Daniel Day Lewis.

ALSO - you know why he joined that cult, right? TO TAKE IT THE FUCK OVER. Those poor schmucks never knew what hit them. Go jump over to YouTube and search for Gurdjieff Movements... it used to be a slightly odd but beautiful multi-layered synchronized dance.... now there is just one "movement" ... IT'S CALLED THE MADISON.

I would have thought Cram would be more of a Charleston guy.

I used to think a lot of things.
#82
Quote from: nullified on November 21, 2019, 10:46:29 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 21, 2019, 10:44:38 PM
Quote from: nullified on November 21, 2019, 10:43:58 PM
EAT THEM

what makes you think I haven't?

Because if you ate Cain you would shortly thereafter stop existing, courtesy of satellite coordinated bombardment

I think we're talking about different things.
#83
Quote from: nullified on November 21, 2019, 10:22:13 PM
No one's ever actually seen Cramulus in years. There's just a strange smell, and a misplaced mustache.

When we see the mustache is gone, we know he's arrived. We think we see his silhouette behind the glass, but it's frosted glass and he keeps his office dark. We all enter our buildings after he arrives and leave before the end of his shift, so we aren't actually ever sure what we're seeing there, but the mustache is gone and the stink of cheese and burning hair is wafting from the vents, so it must be Cramulus.

Ever since he was stripped of his title as Professor, things have been this way. Each section crawls out of the nest in the storefront they will spend their day serving. Strange, faceless figures come through and speak in buzzing, unnatural voices, they purchase goods from us, they leave.

Over it all, the office of Cramulus, where a strange figure wanders back and forth, wobbling as if drunk or standing motionless for hours, not even the slight disturbance of breathing, and sometimes a light shines on a section and their metrics deteriorate and half of them are torn by dogs in the night at random.

When the mustache disappears, we fear.

I've seen him. There are photos to PROVE it.

He showed me his pet project, he is slowly rebuilding the Five Points in lower Manhattan. HE STILL HAS THAT GODDAM MUSTACHE. And he WEARS IT IN PUBLIC. When he is finally finished with his little project he plans to rule the entire area, calling himself Daniel Day Lewis.

ALSO - you know why he joined that cult, right? TO TAKE IT THE FUCK OVER. Those poor schmucks never knew what hit them. Go jump over to YouTube and search for Gurdjieff Movements... it used to be a slightly odd but beautiful multi-layered synchronized dance.... now there is just one "movement" ... IT'S CALLED THE MADISON.
#85
The best you can hope for is indifference
#86
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 21, 2019, 10:21:51 PM
Quote from: Hoopla! on November 21, 2019, 10:13:59 PM
The reality is that I am actually very thankful for the updates from Tucson, Boston, London, etc...........

Whoops.  Edited your post instead of responding:

Update:  It has been freezing rain for the last 3 days, tomorrow it gets worse, then ends at 4 PM, right after everyone dies.

Thanks, PACNW.


DA MODZ ARE DRUNK WIF POWER!!!
#87
The reality is that I am actually very thankful for the updates from Tucson, Boston, London, etc...........

#88
Quote from: Doktor Howl on November 20, 2019, 01:59:42 AM
Quote from: nullified on November 20, 2019, 01:37:21 AM

ETA 2: in other news, "more fun than you really wanted" day continues with some of our greatest hits: tripping up the stairs, missing the pillow and smashing your head into hard wooden things, and that all time classic, hitting your elbow on the doorframe. Let's take it from the top!

That's just God punishing you for your brussel sprouts addiction.

I'm making brussel sprouts tonight. This should be fun.
#89
I like where this is going.....
#90
Somewhere out there Uncle BadTouch sits on a throne built from Placid Dingo books.