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Speaker for the Dead, and/or Xenocide.

WEREN'T THOSE STALLONE FLICKS?

CHEF DOESN'T WATCH STALLONE FLICKS.  EXCEPT ROCKY.

Also, Orson Scott Card did this bit better.

NEVER HAPPENED.

NEXT!
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CHEF LIED.

STOP EXISTING!!!!!  
Solves everything.

YUO FIRST, OPIE!
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PAM BLAMES PREGNANCY
ON FALLING ASLEEP BEFORE
BOYFRIEND COMES TO BED.

AFTER CHILD SUPPORT,
CLETUS CAN EITHER PAY RENT
OR TRUCK PAYMENT.

NEIGHBORS OFFENDED
WHEN JAKE'S COUSINS USE HIS YARD
AS AN RV PARK.

CLYDE'S RETIREMENT PLAN:
TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS WORTH OF
LOTTERY TICKETS.

YUO SISSIEZ NEED TO STOP YUOR WHINING. ITS MAKING TALUFAS HEAD HURT, WHICH IS IN TURN CAUSING UNTOLD SUFFERING TO THA KOREAN COMMUNITIE.

CHEF D,
APOLOGIZES FOR TAKING SO MUCH OF YUOR TIME

HOW COME OPIEZ DON'T ELECT SENATORS FROM ITS OTHER STATES, LIKE BRITAIN AND ISREAL?

CHEF D,
THINKS THA FLOOR NEEDS TO RECKONIZE THA SENIOR SENATOR FROM TONGA

THERE IS NO CHEF BUT CHEF, AND HE IS YUOR CHEF.

CHEF D,
NOW GIMME SOME CROPS AND VIRGINS, OPIEZ!

THAT IS WHY I LET TALUFA SCREEN ALL OF MY APPOINTMANTS.

CHEF D,
THINKS YUO BETTER BE SHITTIN HENNY OR YUO GONNA GET YUOR ARMS BROKE

IT'S TRULY SAD. THE GLORIOUS HISTORY OF MY PEOPLES BEING OBSCURED BY A BUNCH OF SAD-SACK OPIE DRAMA BY FOOLS LIKE ANN RICE AND TOM CLANCIE.

BOOKS ABOUT TONGAN HISTORY IN DIS LIBRARY?

CHEF D,
DIDN'T REALIZE THAT YUO PEOPLE HATED THA COLOREDZ

PRODUCED BY SWIZZ BEATS, WAYSA?

CHEF D,
KNOAS THAT CRUNK ALREADY WENT THA WAY OF THA HIGH FADE