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Principia Discordia => Techmology and Scientism => Topic started by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 28, 2013, 07:42:29 PM

Title: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: tyrannosaurus vex on August 28, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/27/researcher-controls-another-persons-brain-over-the-internet/?_r=0 (http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/27/researcher-controls-another-persons-brain-over-the-internet/?_r=0)

I can't think of a single negative thing that could possibly arise from the use of such technology. Not one.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 07:43:16 PM
Quote from: V3X on August 28, 2013, 07:42:29 PM
http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/27/researcher-controls-another-persons-brain-over-the-internet/?_r=0 (http://bits.blogs.nytimes.com/2013/08/27/researcher-controls-another-persons-brain-over-the-internet/?_r=0)

I can't think of a single negative thing that could possibly arise from the use of such technology. Not one.

I can.

Only I can be trusted with this shit.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Junkenstein on August 28, 2013, 08:30:12 PM
This century just keeps getting better.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on August 28, 2013, 10:02:14 PM
FINALLY! MY DEVICE FOR STABBING PEOPLE IN THE EAR OVER THE PHONE HAS ARRIVED! FUCK ALL YOU HUDIing BASTAGES!
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on August 28, 2013, 10:03:12 PM
See what I mean?

Give this shit to TGRR, kill the inventor.

Everything will be okay.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Mesozoic Mister Nigel on August 28, 2013, 11:51:22 PM
I can't believe those bastards got to it first.  :argh!:
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: McGrupp on August 29, 2013, 06:31:16 AM
Damn. That is disturbing. I'm betting it won't be used to end world hunger.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Cuddlefish on September 12, 2013, 04:50:55 AM
Topic title wins all internets.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.

Yaaay! That guy in the windowless van found my keys! I'm just going to meet him under the highway overpass.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 12, 2013, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.

Yaaay! That guy in the windowless van found my keys! I'm just going to meet him under the highway overpass.

Not how that works.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.

Yaaay! That guy in the windowless van found my keys! I'm just going to meet him under the highway overpass.

Not how that works.

Ah, gotcha. I just read the whole thing. So random strangers can't just get access to your tiles.

Me read comprehension good.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 12, 2013, 05:51:55 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 04:33:50 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 02:36:21 PM
Quote from: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 02:08:18 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:15:55 AM
http://www.thetileapp.com/

No potential downsides here either.

Yaaay! That guy in the windowless van found my keys! I'm just going to meet him under the highway overpass.

Not how that works.

Ah, gotcha. I just read the whole thing. So random strangers can't just get access to your tiles.

Me read comprehension good.

It DOES mean the NSA can track all your shit, but really I don't know how much more invasive that is than tracking your phone's location.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.

Bingo! That's exactly where my mind went. "Holy Heck, they're selling national tracking devices!!!"
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 12, 2013, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.

Bingo! That's exactly where my mind went. "Holy Heck, they're selling national tracking devices!!!"

But you already HAVE ONE. Unless you're letting the batteries run dry or you're storing it in a faraday cage, your phone's tracking you all the time.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 07:00:08 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.

Bingo! That's exactly where my mind went. "Holy Heck, they're selling national tracking devices!!!"

But you already HAVE ONE. Unless you're letting the batteries run dry or you're storing it in a faraday cage, your phone's tracking you all the time.


No no, that one only the NSA can track, with these I CAN TRACK a target.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 07:07:06 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 07:00:08 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.

Bingo! That's exactly where my mind went. "Holy Heck, they're selling national tracking devices!!!"

But you already HAVE ONE. Unless you're letting the batteries run dry or you're storing it in a faraday cage, your phone's tracking you all the time.


No no, that one only the NSA can track, with these I CAN TRACK a target.

Exactly. Slip one in someone's bag and you could easily track down an exact address. Or workplace. Or person.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 07:13:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 07:07:06 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 07:00:08 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.

Bingo! That's exactly where my mind went. "Holy Heck, they're selling national tracking devices!!!"

But you already HAVE ONE. Unless you're letting the batteries run dry or you're storing it in a faraday cage, your phone's tracking you all the time.


No no, that one only the NSA can track, with these I CAN TRACK a target.

Exactly. Slip one in someone's bag and you could easily track down an exact address. Or workplace. Or person.

Magnet + Super Glue= Car tracker
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: McGrupp on September 12, 2013, 09:16:22 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 07:13:19 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 07:07:06 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 07:00:08 PM
Quote from: Queen Gogira Pennyworth, BSW on September 12, 2013, 06:58:20 PM
Quote from: Bebek Sincap Ratatosk on September 12, 2013, 06:55:06 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 06:33:15 PM
With the small size and adhesiveness, you could also easily track others, or the belonging of others.

That's a whole realm of potential criminal benefits. Once the range expands it's going to get even better/easier.

Bingo! That's exactly where my mind went. "Holy Heck, they're selling national tracking devices!!!"

But you already HAVE ONE. Unless you're letting the batteries run dry or you're storing it in a faraday cage, your phone's tracking you all the time.


No no, that one only the NSA can track, with these I CAN TRACK a target.

Exactly. Slip one in someone's bag and you could easily track down an exact address. Or workplace. Or person.

Magnet + Super Glue= Car tracker

Despite the unsettling potential for misuse, I still want one shaped like a bat. With a blinking red light as well.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 09:38:22 PM
Make them spider shaped and you'll sell MILLIONS.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Pæs on September 12, 2013, 11:11:35 PM
Countdown to someone reverse engineering the tile detection and developing a map of valuables in their area.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Junkenstein on September 12, 2013, 11:16:29 PM
The best part is, the tech is HERE. It's just going to get better and cheaper. Want to know where ALL THE THINGS AND PEOPLE ARE ALL THE TIME? In the future, you can! 

And this will be abused in no way, whatsoever!
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Pæs on September 12, 2013, 11:24:09 PM
BECOME A TILE EMPLOYEE. SELL A GLOBAL MAP OF VALUABLE THINGS.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Q. G. Pennyworth on September 13, 2013, 10:30:53 PM
Quote from: Pæs on September 12, 2013, 11:24:09 PM
BECOME A TILE EMPLOYEE. SELL A GLOBAL MAP OF VALUABLE THINGS.

MOSTLY KEYS AND THUMB DRIVES.

But, yeah, see where you guys are going there. I guess I focus too hard on the physically tracking me aspect.
Title: Re: Experimental new technology has absolutely no potential downside:
Post by: Junkenstein on September 13, 2013, 10:41:49 PM
Well, it is a tracking you thing too. It's small and cheap enough to plant on someone if you were inclined. Keys and thumb drives can be potential goldmines too. If you know the target particularly. Journalists?

Knowledge is power to a degree and the creation of new data opens up a lot of new avenues to profit from it. Exploitation of said data is a given.