Do not forget we are waltching your show wating for you to admit your lurking.
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Dear Stephen Colbert and/or Colbert Report Writer(s),
The Semi-Secret Order Of Kabbalistic Navigators knows what you're up to. Currently we are applying the 'Bible Code' cypher to your recently published book and will be announcing the results in due course.
However, that will only serve to add further, incontrovertible evidence to what we already know.
Sleep tight,
Pope T W Mangrove xvii - Imperator of SSOOKN.
[Mang' - testing the 'syncronicity' of Colbert/PD.com theory]
Sadly we won't know the results since they're all on strike, probably until spring at least ;-)
that's ok. gives me time to invent some spurious nonsense i 'deciphered' from his book. anyways, keep watching colbert report for mentions of fake internet kabbalistic occult orders.
If you want to admit using our forum just mention either a hidden code in your book, a kabbalistic occult, or how great you are.
thank you.
HERO WORSHIP?
ITT?
I totally just got that book.
We now have it on CD and were listening to it in the car while we went to our various famlial/obligatory visits for the holidays. He alludes so MUCH to the fact this is a "book on CD" that I think we'll have to get the book version too, just to see where it differs. I ALMOST bought it for my husband, and then was glad I didn't because his brother gave him the CD version, but now I'm thinking I should have after all.
It's fucking hilarious as hell.
oh great. thanks to us, Stephen Colbert is now lurking at /b/ (http://img.4chan.org/b/res/50505316.html#q50505316).
Quote from: vexati0n on January 10, 2008, 05:41:38 AM
oh great. thanks to us, Stephen Colbert is now lurking at /b/ (http://img.4chan.org/b/res/50505316.html#q50505316).
He's referenced /b/ memes before on his show, Colbert knows the dark underbelly of the intarnets
Um, just so you know guys, one of Colbert's newer features, National Treasure, a Portrait of Stephen Colbert, has a giant golden pyramid with an eye in the Apex at the top.
I think that counts as confirmation, don't you?
Edit: not to mention the guy who was talking about having sex with robots.
Not good enough.
Attn Colbert/Writer: Use the names of atleast, but not limited to, three of the top posters of this board, or we will cease to believe you even exist.
You have our demands...
He seems like a pretty jive cat.
Quote from: Felix on January 21, 2008, 10:21:05 PM
He seems like a pretty jive cat.
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Bleh to your book, maybe it was just too much, or perhaps it should be read in 1/2 hour chunks, but it paled in comparison to the show.
Why the outright capitulation to Islam? (the religion so nice he plugged it twice) Chickenshit?
Probably a joke hidden in there somewhere, Diseris.
I wish. I was seriously unimpressed with the book.
In the part on religion he panned everything but Islam. Sorry, I'm only up for equal opportunity slams, cozying up to one side or another is just cowardice. So the freaking muslims don't like people to make fun of their sacred chaos, gotta fuck em along with all the others or it looks like an honest endorsement. Maybe I just missed the joke, but I'm happy I paid a discounted price for the book.
on the topic of Islam, he was being facetious -- bending over backwards to be nice to Islam is his literary way of saying "it's ridiculous that I should have to be so nice to you people." he wasn't actually endorsing the religion. he was making fun of the fact that they tend to blow people up for criticizing Islam.
So he ducked and ran.
I am the Prophet Muhammed, I KILL YOU!
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:hashishim:
I mean seriously, how fucked up is it that he makes fun of the rule by following it?
No interview with Muhammed, no jokes about bowing east 5 times.
Maybe its a mutual respect (fear) thing...He doesn't make fun of them so they don't make fun of him and break his feelings. Its such a weak stand from someone who has thrown some pretty big rocks in the past to be afeared of the big bad wolf that chases Salman Rushdie (mightier than superman) around.
IMHO he caved, and instead of including the Islamisists among the other humans he has said something about his belief on the nature of Islam, which, oddly enough, seems to be a lot stronger than his belief in any of the other invisible friend clubs.
Quote from: vexati0n on January 10, 2008, 05:41:38 AM
oh great. thanks to us, Stephen Colbert is now lurking at /b/ (http://img.4chan.org/b/res/50505316.html#q50505316).
Which board would that be?
I don't know if you've noticed this, by Islamic extremists have a tendency to declare a fatwa on people who make fun of them in print. Making fun of them by being EXTRA respectful with tongue firmly in cheek is about the only way he could have poked at them without someone trying to kill him. Literally kill him, not, you know, hurt his feelings.
Remember that Salman Rushdie had to go into hiding. Permanently.
Fundamentalist Muslims tend to be some super un-funny guys.
The same can be said of Fundamentalist anyone.
Also, Salman Rushdie, the attention whoring git he is, freely wanders the streets of New York. No-one has bothered to try and collect on killing him, its just some bizzare form of game he and the Iranian government play with the media without getting anywhere.
Hmf. Well, I don't think I'd try to test that, personally.
Jewish and Christian fundies really don't go around declaring fatwas on people, as far as I know.
No, they just up and kill them, normally.
Makes me want to get a tatoo of jesus on one ass cheeck with profits muhamed on my other ass cheek with their mouths overlapping my anus.
Fuck 'em if they can't take a joke.
Quote from: Cain on February 18, 2008, 10:25:51 PM
No, they just up and kill them, normally.
I think they're more into random non-Church-authorized beatings.
I have far more respect for the Buddhists, who have a proverb, "if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
Tha Dalai Lama approves of Indian nuclear weapon tests.
Quote from: Cain on February 19, 2008, 11:08:02 AM
Tha Dalai Lama approves of Indian nuclear weapon tests.
isnt that just cus they giving him political refuge?
I'd also rather say yes to nuclear testing than Die! :D
Or it could be because he's a jerk who rules over a theocracy.
He recieved money from the cult/terrorist group the Aum Supreme Truth Movement ($1.2 million), and met with their high level officials several times.
There are persistent rumous that money has been exchanged for granting the status of "tulku" on Hollywood superstars like Steven Segal.
The Dalai Lama's followers have threatened violence, ostracism and even death upon worshippers of Dorge Shugden deity, whose worship the Dalai Lama has forbidden. He claims to know nothing about such actions, in essence turning a blind eye to what is going on.
While he claims to be not against homosexuality, he is against anal and oral sex, calling it and masturbation "sexual misconduct".
He's another charlatan, like all the other major religious leaders out there. The only difference is his PR is better and the media seems content with giving him a free pass.
Diseris, dude: It's satire.
Also, try reading it in his "The Word" voice. The book doesn't read well just as a book. You sort of have to visualize how he would say it.
In case there was a misunderstanding somewhere, I never claimed that Buddhism is the True religion or that its leaders are always models of the perfect individual. I was simply suggesting that perhaps the longevity of their religion might be due in part to their not taking too seriously the idols, historical figures and other physical manifestations.
I do like Buddhism as a philosophy, though, and I think you would have to admit that Buddhism, Taoism and Discordianism all definitely share some common ground.
You seem to be conflating Rinzai Zen with Buddhism. That's like lumping in Sufi dervishes with Al-Qaeda.
They all have smudgy skin, what's the difference?
:lulz:
Dervishes will allow us to get drunk when they take over the world.
I thought they insisted on it?
"6.5 billion Buddhas walking around.
99.xxxxxxx% forgot they are Buddha." - from B_M_W's sig
Quote from: nostalgicBadger on February 19, 2008, 10:05:22 AM
I have far more respect for the Buddhists, who have a proverb, "if you meet the Buddha on the road, kill him."
Buddhists are scary...
Some of us Discordians have a saying, too...
"If you meet Eris on the road, duck."
meh the discordian that originally said that was a bit scatter-brained and got distracted half-sentence by a goose(being a discordian doesn't make you smarter).
no, but being smarter makes you a discordian.
Quote from: vexati0n on March 30, 2008, 11:23:03 PM
no, but being smarter makes you a REALLY REAL discordian.
FIXED
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I broked it
Kirby Transformation Dance!
Thornley was a hippy taoist/zen mystic drug addict.
QED
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 09, 2008, 05:20:44 AM
Thornley was a hippy taoist/zen mystic drug addict.
QED
Is that why the good die young?
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.
Word.
Quote from: K-Scar on May 11, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.
As opposed to all the rest, who die with their shit together?
Quote from: Hoopla on May 13, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
Quote from: K-Scar on May 11, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.
As opposed to all the rest, who die with their shit together?
Yup.
You obviously haven't been paying attention.
Quote from: K-Scar on May 14, 2008, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 13, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
Quote from: K-Scar on May 11, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.
As opposed to all the rest, who die with their shit together?
Yup.
a-HA! We're on to you, cabbage! The baron sniffed you out.
Quote from: TheLastLump on May 14, 2008, 04:40:11 AM
Quote from: K-Scar on May 14, 2008, 03:17:50 AM
Quote from: Hoopla on May 13, 2008, 10:36:43 PM
Quote from: K-Scar on May 11, 2008, 04:32:32 AM
No, it's why old Discordians die old, crazy, and paranoid.
As opposed to all the rest, who die with their shit together?
Yup.
a-HA! We're on to you, cabbage! The baron sniffed you out.
Oh? How interesting. And you do have me on that point. It was Thornley who died old, crazy, and paranoid. Everyone else just sort of faded out and plain out died.
Thornley didn't die, his jokes did.
Quote from: Felix on May 16, 2008, 05:23:32 AM
Thornley didn't die, his jokes did.he's being held captive by the government conspiracy to keep us Discordians nice sheepable peopable.
Quote from: TheLastLump on May 10, 2008, 09:04:08 PM
Quote from: TheStripèdOne on May 09, 2008, 05:20:44 AM
Thornley was a hippy taoist/zen mystic drug addict.
QED
Is that why the gods dye yo gnu?
fixed because it wasn't broken