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you're better than this dude

I may be drunk but even I know that


what the fuck are you doing right now

Reading this thread and contributing. You seem to be missing the point I'm making.

Butthurt because the Black guy is infinitely more fuckable than you?

See you would have been better off just editing that little quip into your previous post. Instead it looks like you were too slow to come up with a "witty" retort off the bat and just to get another word in.

Are afro's a black thing in general or are they American?

LMFAOROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

There's some of us can't tolerate gore and violence.  Really glad I have this retard on ignore right now, sounds like.

Too bad there is no ignore button in real life. Enjoy surfing the web in safety while sipping your 5 dollar non-fat venti latte. Once the economic collapse comes around and roving gangs of cannibals prey on the elderly, weak and infirm, nobody is going to care what you can and can't tolerate.

the fuck, dude

nsfw, and beyond that

what the fuck, dude



come on

Why are people so uptight about the human body? It's just a head, we all have them.

I'm uptight about a botched joke delivery


gore I don't give half a fuck about; I'm American and I eat glorified violence for breakfast

but that shit just came out of nowhere

Joke?

I would just like to return to this image again for a minute.   Does anyone else think that this is one hellaciously beautiful man?

All I've seen him in is Lock, stock, he didn't come across a beautiful in that but Id seen him in something else first I might have a different opinion.

I saw it but don't remember his performance.  I just think he's HOT and PRETTY, aesthetically speaking.

Funny how in this post one of your members is sexually objectifying a black man and nobody gets offended but when confronted with a severed penis with no sexual connotation, simply a piece of human anatomy, their liberal world comes crashing down.

the fuck, dude

nsfw, and beyond that

what the fuck, dude



come on

Why are people so uptight about the human body? It's just a head, we all have them.

Saw this troll on Camp Idiot.  0/10 for lack of originality.

Then I'm sure you won't mind linking to it. That is, unless you are full of shit and here to derail my thread as usual.

Sounds serious.  You should complain to Fang.  I hear he has ways of dealing with this sort of thing.

That's what I thought.

Saw this troll on Camp Idiot.  0/10 for lack of originality.

Then I'm sure you won't mind linking to it. That is, unless you are full of shit and here to derail my thread as usual.

I've been dating this girl recently that I met through a friend of a friend.

I wouldn't say it's super serious at this point but the other night she said she wanted me to go out to dinner with her parents. Warning bells instantly went off in my head but I controlled myself and said "sure, that would be great, whatever, ect" all the while thinking I'd do whatever it took to get out of it.

She calls me yesterday saying that they want to meet us at Applebees tomorrow night. FUCKING APPLEBEES. 

I've taken her by her parents house a couple of times just so she could run in and drop something off and honestly they live in a dump. The girl I'm dating doesn't really seem like white trash but she doesn't have a college education and my friends always joke about me "slumming it" and saying if I keep lowering my standards I'll end up marrying a waitress or something. 

I fucking hate Applebees and the food is sub-par. I prefer more elegant dining and while I realize not every-bodies palates are as developed and refined as mine, I can't help but think I'm going to end up sitting in a gaudy booth with a couple of yokels with bad taste that will probably insist on paying for the meal when my car payment is probably more than they spend on rent and utilities for their shack in the poor area  of town.

The more I think about it the more I feel like this just isn't going to work. Sure we have fun together but I can't imagine bringing her family to my parents house or out to a restaurant to dinner. How embarrassing would it be for everybody if they weren't versed in proper table manners, or they showed up dressed in cheap, shoddy clothes or any number of situations I can think of. It would be mortifying and I'd never hear the end of it from Mother.

It pains me but at this point I feel like I should end it and quickly. It's regretful but we are from two very different worlds that mix like oil and water. I guess i started writing this thinking I would ask you guys if I should suck it up, do the dinner and try to make it work but I think I've come to my decision already without your input.

Now I'm wonderig what is the best way to go about having this conversation with her? I want to be mostly honest and as sensitive as I can without hurting her feelings. I'm just not sure how I can come out and say I'm breaking up with her because her family is too poor. Would it be better to just lie and tell her I'm cheating on her or something like that? help me out PD! 

I was looking for creative ways to use one of my favorite ingredients and stumbled upon this gem. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did. This is now my go-to recipe when entertaining guests and wanting to impress.

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Enjoy guys! This recipe is possible even without a chamber vacuum sealer for those of you that are to poor to afford decent kitchen equipment.

 The only answer is to arm the children. If children were allowed to carry semi-automatic weapons this tragedy could have been averted by a child hero with a sure aim and a brave heart.
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Oh my god what is this I just read, does this victim actually believe anybody is going to find her white trash cuisine appetizing? I'm dying of shame for you.

God damn hoe, you nasty!