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Principia Discordia => Bring and Brag => Topic started by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 01:38:47 AM

Title: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 01:38:47 AM
I wanna read your fortunes :P

here's the dealz. i do lil oragami flowers with fortunes in them, kinda like fortune cookies, but less digestable (maybe?). You post something, i open one of my flowers for you and read your fortune.

Ready, Set, Post
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 10:59:09 AM
Sure why not.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 21, 2011, 05:22:57 PM
Greetings Whiskey Jack. 
I like the name and your artwork, it remindes me of A.O. Spare a little.  If you would pull a fortune for me I'd really enjoy it.  Non-binding fortunes only of course.  :)
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Triple Zero on November 21, 2011, 07:00:23 PM
Yes please, CAN I HAS FORTUNE? :D
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 07:05:00 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 01:38:47 AM
I wanna read your fortunes :P

here's the dealz. i do lil oragami flowers with fortunes in them, kinda like fortune cookies, but less digestable (maybe?). You post something, i open one of my flowers for you and read your fortune.

Ready, Set, Post

Okay, unless you're actually psychic.  A fake medium can be tolerated.  A real one should be strapped across a cannon.

TGRR,
Knows Cassandra didn't get half the kicking around she deserved.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 10:59:09 AM
Sure why not.

Nph. Twid. :

"A salamander crawls out of the log when thrown into the fire and scurries under a chair, barely escaping the flames. There it waits until it's opportune moment for freedom, if it ever comes."
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:10:52 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 10:59:09 AM
Sure why not.

Nph. Twid. :

"A salamander crawls out of the log when thrown into the fire and scurries under a chair, barely escaping the flames. There it waits until it's opportune moment for freedom, if it ever comes."

How is that a fortune?
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 21, 2011, 05:22:57 PM
Greetings Whiskey Jack. 
I like the name and your artwork, it remindes me of A.O. Spare a little.  If you would pull a fortune for me I'd really enjoy it.  Non-binding fortunes only of course.  :)

The Wizard Joseph:

"A man had a heavy boulder placed on his back to carry. He carried it for years and to far lands, without thought. One day as he rested he sat the boulder down and never picked it up again."
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:10:52 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 10:59:09 AM
Sure why not.

Nph. Twid. :

"A salamander crawls out of the log when thrown into the fire and scurries under a chair, barely escaping the flames. There it waits until it's opportune moment for freedom, if it ever comes."

How is that a fortune?

Why do you even reply in here if all you're going to do is be annoying?
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:20:33 PM
Hm.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:22:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 21, 2011, 07:00:23 PM
Yes please, CAN I HAS FORTUNE? :D

Triple Zero:

"A prospector searching for a fortune in the frozen mountains sat down for a break next to a cave. Inside the cave he saw the corpse of a beautiful woman and immediately fell in love. He laid down next to her and they were together as statues ever after."
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Dysfunctional Cunt on November 21, 2011, 09:22:36 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:16:13 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:10:52 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:07:40 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 10:59:09 AM
Sure why not.

Nph. Twid. :

"A salamander crawls out of the log when thrown into the fire and scurries under a chair, barely escaping the flames. There it waits until it's opportune moment for freedom, if it ever comes."

How is that a fortune?

Why do you even reply in here if all you're going to do is be annoying?

Why are you giving us one liner bullshit and calling it a fortune?
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Triple Zero on November 21, 2011, 09:26:20 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:22:10 PM
Quote from: Triple Zero on November 21, 2011, 07:00:23 PM
Yes please, CAN I HAS FORTUNE? :D

Triple Zero:

"A prospector searching for a fortune in the frozen mountains sat down for a break next to a cave. Inside the cave he saw the corpse of a beautiful woman and immediately fell in love. He laid down next to her and they were together as statues ever after."

well that's not very nice. how did you come to this?
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:26:59 PM
I love how angry you people get over this, especially when it's just for fun. some discordians.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 09:29:03 PM
OH HO HO! Discordians not acting the way you think they should! Here we go....
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:30:55 PM
lol more like a big group of douchebags.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:31:49 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:30:55 PM
lol more like a big group of douchebags.

Oh, this one's gonna go far.   :lulz:

Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:32:30 PM
yeah don't worry i already quit this site. c-ya
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:32:41 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:31:49 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:30:55 PM
lol more like a big group of douchebags.

Oh, this one's gonna go far.   :lulz:


Oh yeah.  :lulz:  
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 09:33:01 PM
Didnt take long at all did it rog?
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:33:30 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:32:30 PM
yeah don't worry i already quit this site. c-ya

What a little wuss.  Pussy.  Dare I say, wanker.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:33:38 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:33:01 PM
Didnt take long at all did it rog?

I asked one question and all the poptard came out.  Accidentally.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:32:30 PM
yeah don't worry i already quit this site. c-ya

She was like a mentor to me.   :cry:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:34:46 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:33:58 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:32:30 PM
yeah don't worry i already quit this site. c-ya

She was like a mentor to me.   :cry:

PD will never be the same without it!

Edit: derp
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:35:11 PM
Well, "she" is actually off the site.

That's what I like to see...A REAL flounce, where the asstard doesn't hang around waiting for everyone to be sorry.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 09:35:17 PM
Poptardesque posters have a bit of a prematurity problem no? Perhaps they can ask joe for some pointers on how tantra can be applied.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:36:10 PM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:26:59 PM
I love how angry you people get over this, especially when it's just for fun. some discordians.

Wait.

She thought we were Discordians?
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:36:27 PM
:spittake:  OVERKILL, TWID WINS.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:36:45 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:35:17 PM
Poptardesque posters have a bit of a prematurity problem no?

Yep.  No staying power whatsoever.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 09:37:20 PM
:thanks:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:37:59 PM
We may have a record on our hands, here.   :lulz:

Zero to butthurt flounce in 2 posts.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:38:37 PM
That's hilarious. :lulz:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 09:39:23 PM
Lol now that is some sensitivity right there. And the only thing you asked was "how is that a fortune"
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:40:58 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:39:23 PM
Lol now that is some sensitivity right there. And the only thing you asked was "how is that a fortune"

Pseudo-intellectual fake-zen bullshit makes me act like an asshole.

I'd say that knowing that is the first step to recovery, but I have no intention whatsoever of doing anything about it.

:lulz:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:42:10 PM
It was a tragic waste of a great moniker, though.   :sad:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:42:44 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:40:58 PM
knowing that is the first step to recovery reveling in your persona strengths.


Ee hee hee. :lulz:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 09:43:33 PM
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:46:01 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:43:33 PM
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:

No, I didn't see it as such either.  Dude was clearly not cut out for the bile that goes on here if a simple questions makes him/her flounce.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:47:45 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:43:33 PM
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:

Oh, but I was.

Tell me you didn't see what was about to happen, had Whiskeyjack not flounced.

Go ahead, tell me.   :lulz:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Freeky on November 21, 2011, 09:48:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:47:45 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:43:33 PM
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:

Oh, but I was.

Tell me you didn't see what was about to happen, had Whiskeyjack not flounced.

Go ahead, tell me.   :lulz:

If I say I didn't, would you believe it?  :lulz:
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 09:48:46 PM
Noob: zen babble
roger: wait what? What do mean by that
noob: fuck you douchebags im out! :flounce:

:facepalm: yep. Either unstable or very young teenager.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:49:02 PM
Quote from: Science me, babby on November 21, 2011, 09:48:28 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:47:45 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:43:33 PM
But thats the whole thing. You werent being an asshole at all :lulz:

Oh, but I was.

Tell me you didn't see what was about to happen, had Whiskeyjack not flounced.

Go ahead, tell me.   :lulz:

If I say I didn't, would you believe it?  :lulz:

No.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 21, 2011, 09:50:40 PM
Oh i know what would have happened but it was a legit question. I would have asked it myself if you hadnt already.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Good Reverend Roger on November 21, 2011, 09:51:31 PM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:48:46 PM
Noob: zen babble
roger: wait what? What do mean by that
noob: fuck you douchebags im out! :flounce:

:facepalm: yep. Either unstable or very young teenager.

Yep.  I'm saying 16-18 years old, thinks of herself as an ARRRTEEEEESTE, and has a case of assburgers that would make IANAR look rational.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2011, 02:08:12 AM
Quote from: WhiskeyJack on November 21, 2011, 09:13:53 PM
Quote from: The Wizard Joseph on November 21, 2011, 05:22:57 PM
Greetings Whiskey Jack. 
I like the name and your artwork, it remindes me of A.O. Spare a little.  If you would pull a fortune for me I'd really enjoy it.  Non-binding fortunes only of course.  :)

The Wizard Joseph:

"A man had a heavy boulder placed on his back to carry. He carried it for years and to far lands, without thought. One day as he rested he sat the boulder down and never picked it up again."

Sounds like breach of contract to me.  Hope he got paid in advance.  WTF? Why name your profile after an ancient native spirit's nickname if you're just going to dish on some slacker?  If you come back, p-please just dive right in to trying to be far weirder than everyone else.  I feel a little let down by this.  :sad:

Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 21, 2011, 09:35:17 PM
Poptardesque posters have a bit of a prematurity problem no? Perhaps they can ask joe for some pointers on how tantra can be applied.

Slowly and with rhythmic, steady breathing you must apply your fingers to the keys.  Stroke them gently and stare into the monitor as you make the trollee(s) know your feelings through the rhythm.  Do not be afraid of your inevitable flounce, embrace and savor the moment as an adventure and not a goal.  If you know you are close simply slow down and focus on the energy you receive from your trollee(s).  It will sustain you, and in time you will learn to control yourself until the trollee(s) flounced several times and you are yourself ready to flounce.  Then give in to the flounce entirely and afterward relax your body as you jerk off furiously on your parents' couch.  Thus is the way of the Tao.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 23, 2011, 02:11:52 AM
Joe youre a weird bloke but i think its safe to say that youre a cool shit now.
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: The Wizard Joseph on November 23, 2011, 02:14:36 AM
Quote from: Nph. Twid. on November 23, 2011, 02:11:52 AM
Joe youre a weird bloke but i think its safe to say that youre a cool shit now.

A work in progress good sir!  :)
Title: Re: Fortunes from the Land of Nod
Post by: Nephew Twiddleton on November 23, 2011, 02:15:27 AM
Stay weird. It suits you.