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(http://whyismarko.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/06/richardmiller1.jpg)
(http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/062010/christian-14.jpg)
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and the all-time champeen:
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Whoops! Almost forgot this one:
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Thank...you?
:lulz: The hair!
Sweet... merciful... FUCK...
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 18, 2012, 06:35:31 AM
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"Before she was a witch, Elzabeth Montgomery was twitching her nose for The Lord!"
Wow.
Once, on public access, I saw a video that must have been filmed in the 80s (according to film grain, effects, etc), which purported to be a small group of christian "musicians" (all over 45) who were murdering the everliving fuck out of the rhythm and melody in a BOB MARLEY SONG (presumably because reggae touched their god-place and they needed to figure out wtf that was about).
They got so close to 'getting it' so many times, and yet stayed so horribly far away.
There is, of course, only one thing to do.
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I found TGRR's hiding place.
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Quote from: Luna on February 18, 2012, 11:32:55 AM
There is, of course, only one thing to do.
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How did I get here? I am not good at internets!
Quote from: Luna on February 18, 2012, 11:32:55 AM
There is, of course, only one thing to do.
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But we should have let QG do it first. It was gonna be her idea soon.
JESUS CHRISTING FUCK. :eek:
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on February 18, 2012, 05:57:32 PM
JESUS CHRISTING FUCK. :eek:
We're not...
well, over here in America.
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Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 18, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
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:spittake:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 18, 2012, 07:50:16 PM
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"The first week was icky, but they could stand it. The second week it was getting bad. The third week was just terrible. So during the fourth, they agreed to bury her."
Quote from: Luna on February 18, 2012, 11:32:55 AM
There is, of course, only one thing to do.
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: coffeemonitor :lulz: :lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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And who doesn't remember the good old days, rockin' it to the Cameron family?
(http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_BaxMlnoKZyY/SowyYEIaiCI/AAAAAAAABoY/47Si9fz-3d8/s400/cameron-family-rejoice-before-him-christian-covers.jpg)
HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE.
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Maybe
:bob:
From the Cainad's Granddaddy collection:
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You will love Jesus or Bob Larson's sideburns will KICK YOUR ASS.
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_BaxMlnoKZyY/SXcuWZZ1ENI/AAAAAAAABfw/xi6UHokxe6Y/s320/the-faith-tones-jesus-use-me.jpg)
Now I gotta go :fap:
What Were You Doing In The 60s Department:
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wat
This man is a GODDAMN INDUSTRY EXPERT so LISTEN UP!
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Okay.
Which team are these guys on?
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Do you think any of these kids grew up to be pot fiends or serial killers? Because I do. Who in their right fucking mind would do that shit to their kids? I mean, for fucking real. All of those kids got their ASSES BEAT every day after school, from K-12.
The kid on the far left? I think he's got a head start. Look at his face. Just look. It's way too late for THAT kid.
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(http://www.churchkreatives.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/ken.jpg)
That second guy, you just KNOW he's done time for roofying some girl's drink.
(http://www.shrinkthechurch.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/ac21.jpg)
WHAT THE FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK!
(http://www.artintheage.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/christian.jpg)
If you're a Christian, apparently the undertaker's assistants steal your body for purposes best left undisclosed.
Remember a page back, when I said those kids were gonna snap?
10 years later. This COULD be those kids.
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THERE IS NO APPARENT END TO THIS INSANITY.
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THEY KEEP THE ALTAR BOYS IN THE CELLARS BEHIND HIM.
I have no words.
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QuoteGodRoger does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
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HOW DO YOU DO A VENTRILOQUIST ACT ON A RECORD?
FOR FUCK'S SAKE, SOMEONE MAKE ME STOP.
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 19, 2012, 05:27:19 AM
QuoteGodRoger does not play dice with the universe: He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time.
-- (Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman, Good Omens)
I CAN'T STOP!
HAVE THESE PEOPLE NEVER SEEN A GEORGE ROMERO FLICK?
(http://www.ericpazdziora.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/FalwellDead.jpeg)
RUN, MISTER, RUN!
CHRISTING FUCK KEEP THEM COMING...
Quote from: Murmur on February 19, 2012, 05:34:30 AM
CHRISTING FUCK KEEP THEM COMING...
I need a break for a minute. Just for a minute. I can actually smell the hair spray and the Brill Creme. I WANT A LEISURE SUIT. Or one of those polyester things with the GIGANTIC LAPELS. And roach-stomper boots. And maybe an orange turtleneck with a yellow vest. I want to put my kids on the album, all dressed the same. I want my wife to get her hair done in a beehive 'do. I NEED BELL BOTTOMS. I CRAVE THEM.
WE ARE THE PEOPLE OF THE SMASHED CHROMOSOMES.
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CAN'T...STOP...
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :lulz:
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ARE THERE NO EDITORS IN THE CHRISTIAN MUSIC BIZ?
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HIRE A CONSULTANT OR TWO, FOR FUCK'S SAKE!
LAST TRAIN TO REPRESSION TOWN, WOO WOO!
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OKAY, THAT DOES IT. GOING TO BED.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:55:16 AM
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OKAY, THAT DOES IT. GOING TO BED.
Hep 178? I didn't know it wen't past C
Quote from: Queen_Gogira on February 19, 2012, 05:57:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:55:16 AM
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OKAY, THAT DOES IT. GOING TO BED.
Hep 178? I didn't know it wen't past C
THOSE ARE NOT HUMANS.
I CAN'T SLEEP NOW.
I was going to say, how can you lay down and close your eyes with that image in your head....
Quote from: Telarus on February 19, 2012, 06:04:37 AM
I was going to say, how can you lay down and close your eyes with that image in your head....
The one on the right keeps dancing around on the inside of my eyelids.
I keep staring at these images, contemplating the larger ramifications of their existence, when I stop to wonder: does Rule 34 apply?
Quote from: Alty on February 19, 2012, 07:11:21 AM
I keep staring at these images, contemplating the larger ramifications of their existence, when I stop to wonder: does Rule 34 apply?
WHY
WHY WOULD YOU FUCKING DO THAT
IT'S 2:30 AM AND THIS THREAD IS BAD FOR MY MENTAL HEALTH
I was going to quote a few pics with my reactions/comment, but then I realized I'd be quoting more than half of them. Fuck me, this shit is depraved.
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:lulz: :lulz: :lulz:
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AND SORRY ABOUT YOUR CAT'S PENIS.
(http://files.brandflakesforbreakfast.com/uploaded_images/joyce-album-cover-710581.jpg)
LINE UP, GENTLEMEN. PLEASE KEEP YOURSELVES UNDER CONTROL.
(http://theletter.co.uk/images/lc/worst-album-covers.jpg)
Somewhere, there's a world with people like this in it.
Oh, wait. It's the one I live in. :argh!:
THERE IS LITERALLY NO END TO THIS SHIT.
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THIS IS WHY I SUPPORT DRUG TESTING OF RECORDING LABEL EXECS.
WOW.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tnj7IEI0E&feature (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6tnj7IEI0E&feature) - Tommy seebach :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:09:01 AM
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Okay.
Which team are these guys on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcRG_HkkoPA&feature=related
Wow. Man, I know why there's a hole in the ozone layer. It's from all the fucking hair spray those chicks used on a daily basis. You can tell from the glassy eyes of the men and the women that they were huffin' the shit, too.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 03:31:13 AM
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LINE UP, GENTLEMEN. PLEASE KEEP YOURSELVES UNDER CONTROL.
This one bothered me more and more and more the longer I looked at it. D:
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 20, 2012, 08:57:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 03:31:13 AM
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LINE UP, GENTLEMEN. PLEASE KEEP YOURSELVES UNDER CONTROL.
This one bothered me more and more and more the longer I looked at it. D:
No one part of her face is wrong. But the combination makes my reptile brain recoil in horror.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 20, 2012, 07:35:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:09:01 AM
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Okay.
Which team are these guys on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcRG_HkkoPA&feature=related
Why would you DO such a thing?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 11:50:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 20, 2012, 07:35:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:09:01 AM
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Okay.
Which team are these guys on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcRG_HkkoPA&feature=related
Why would you DO such a thing?
You inspired it. I blame you.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 01:16:16 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 01:13:20 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 11:50:30 PM
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 20, 2012, 07:35:57 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:09:01 AM
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Okay.
Which team are these guys on?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcRG_HkkoPA&feature=related
Why would you DO such a thing?
You inspired it. I blame you.
I'm not well.
True, but look at what you've done. You've infected a perfectly good Belgian.
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 02:51:01 AM
True, but look at what you've done. You've infected a perfectly good Belgian.
Nuh uh. He had that beard when he got here.
Quote from: Secret Agent GARBO on February 20, 2012, 08:57:06 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 20, 2012, 03:31:13 AM
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LINE UP, GENTLEMEN. PLEASE KEEP YOURSELVES UNDER CONTROL.
This one bothered me more and more and more the longer I looked at it. D:
I've done some research.
Her name is Joyce Drake, of Sealy, Texas.
And based on the audio, I'm nominating her for fucking SAINTHOOD.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dJurexGtak
Her voice isn't bad (in fact, it's pretty good), but the lyrics...Oh, Sweet Baby Jesus, the LYRICS!
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 21, 2012, 02:51:50 AM
Quote from: Luna on February 21, 2012, 02:51:01 AM
True, but look at what you've done. You've infected a perfectly good Belgian.
Nuh uh. He had that beard when he got here.
The beard is amazing. You've made him start posting this shit.
Actually, I was pre-infected. I've owned the Satan is Real album for 15 years. It's a favorite. I also have about 130 evangelical christian cassette tapes. Some of them have absolutely horrid covers. As soon as my scanner is fixed I'll post them.
Quote from: Waffle Iron on February 21, 2012, 08:30:15 AM
Actually, I was pre-infected. I've owned the Satan is Real album for 15 years. It's a favorite. I also have about 130 evangelical christian cassette tapes. Some of them have absolutely horrid covers. As soon as my scanner is fixed I'll post them.
Well, then... Welcome home...
Why thank you!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PizBVqcAn0o
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:11:24 AM
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Do you think any of these kids grew up to be pot fiends or serial killers? Because I do. Who in their right fucking mind would do that shit to their kids? I mean, for fucking real. All of those kids got their ASSES BEAT every day after school, from K-12.
The kid on the far left? I think he's got a head start. Look at his face. Just look. It's way too late for THAT kid.
AND BELIEVE IT OR NOT, THAT BOY GREW UP TO BE TED CRUZ
Reading this thread was like watching a train wreck, complete with bloody body parts strewn far and wide. I was stunned, but couldn't turn away until I absorbed the whole thing.
Now, for my mental health's sake, I need to go and watch some porn.
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 30, 2018, 11:09:27 PM
Reading this thread was like watching a train wreck, complete with bloody body parts strewn far and wide. I was stunned, but couldn't turn away until I absorbed the whole thing.
Now, for my mental health's sake, I need to go and watch some porn.
It won't help. You'll see beehive hairdos on all the women.
Thanks for bumping this. :argh!: I've never seen it before and now I know why. I'll just leave this link here for the unwary.
https://www.vintag.es/2017/11/these-awkward-christian-music-album.html
Someone should womp a few political faces onto these.
Quote from: Doktor Howl on October 30, 2018, 11:48:10 PM
Quote from: Brother Mythos on October 30, 2018, 11:09:27 PM
Reading this thread was like watching a train wreck, complete with bloody body parts strewn far and wide. I was stunned, but couldn't turn away until I absorbed the whole thing.
Now, for my mental health's sake, I need to go and watch some porn.
It won't help. You'll see beehive hairdos on all the women.
Thankfully, I'm immune to beehive/B-52 hairdos, as I was safely exposed to them at a young age.
Quote from: Zenpatista on October 31, 2018, 12:09:54 AM
Thanks for bumping this. :argh!: I've never seen it before and now I know why. I'll just leave this link here for the unwary.
https://www.vintag.es/2017/11/these-awkward-christian-music-album.html
Someone should womp a few political faces onto these.
The cover of
CARMAN – a long time ago...in a land called Bethlehem reminded of the scene in the movie
Airplane! when Peter Graves asked the young boy, "Do you like movies about gladiators?"
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:47:12 AM
CAN'T...STOP...
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As soon as I saw sunglasses guy, I started laughing. He's so
obviously an alien in disguise.
Quote from: chaotic neutral observer on October 31, 2018, 01:18:42 AM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 19, 2012, 05:47:12 AM
CAN'T...STOP...
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As soon as I saw sunglasses guy, I started laughing. He's so obviously an alien in disguise.
I know the tie is wrong, but ...
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