We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob. Let's assemble it.
1. Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2. Check out my website.
3. You're not REAL Discordians™!
4. Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5. Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6. I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.
I know I'm forgetting stuff. Help me out, here.
7. Fandom everywhere.
8. SIGILZ
9. IM A BIG SHOT OVER AT.....
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?
there's the UmadBro?! type as well.
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 08, 2013, 08:33:57 PM
this is one type of noob, or a list of various types?
there's the UmadBro?! type as well.
Specifically, the life cycle of the noob evangelist.
10. Claims to be Emperor Norton II, Eris, etc.
11. Cites RAW as the source of True Discordia™.
12. Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:36:11 PM
12. Socialogical Experiment (and you did JUST what I expected you to do).
Beat me to it :argh!:
13. No no, I didn't mean that I meant [barely revised restatement of exactly the thing they just said they did not mean].
"Oh but I'm so outlandish" belongs in there, doesn't it?
14. "Oh no, good fellows, I was only just trolling. Really, I'm just like you guys, we can be buddies now."
15. If you knew me IRL, you would like me.
16. The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 10:31:01 PM
16. The world should make allowances for my idiosyncracies (thanks, IANAR!).
Synonymous with ASSBURGERS?
17. Look at my fetish / lifestyle / all the sex I am getting! (beyond just platonic outlandish)
18. Hi, my name is Steve Jackson.
18. Some of you guys insulted me, so you ALL SUCK. FUCK YOU, GO DIE IN A FIRE, COCKMONGLERS.
19. Hi, I'm mired in cartoonish delusion.
20. I have it on good authority that both Hanna and Barbera were Discordians.
Note to self: Trash RWHN's next thread.
21: MAYJICKKKKKCK
OH GOD I HAVE TO DO THESE THINGS?!!! THE PRESSURE!!!
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Quote from: Net on February 09, 2013, 08:37:39 AM
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Which is, of course, the fault of TGRR and Nigel.
LOOK AT MY OUTLANDISH UNFUNNY CARTOONS/BAD PHOTOS/SHITTY WRITING
repeat
repeat
repeat
BUTTHURRRRRRRT
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 10, 2013, 06:32:01 PM
Quote from: Net on February 09, 2013, 08:37:39 AM
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Which is, of course, the fault of TGRR and Nigel.
We're Bad People™.
Quote from: Wuli Fufu on February 10, 2013, 06:44:31 PM
LOOK AT MY OUTLANDISH UNFUNNY CARTOONS/BAD PHOTOS/SHITTY WRITING
repeat
repeat
repeat
BUTTHURRRRRRRT
This.
So, so, so much this.
"My racist* humor makes me edgy and more liberated than you!"
*Can also be substituted for sexism, or paedophillia.
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.
It's. Just. Not. Fair.
I don't think Laz was terribly fond of you. Does that count?
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 11, 2013, 03:31:42 AM
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.
It's. Just. Not. Fair.
Too FABULOUS?
Quote from: six to the quixotic on February 11, 2013, 03:48:49 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 11, 2013, 03:31:42 AM
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.
It's. Just. Not. Fair.
Too FABULOUS?
Probably this.
Quote from: Alty on February 08, 2013, 10:21:57 PM
14. "Oh no, good fellows, I was only just trolling. Really, I'm just like you guys, we can be buddies now."
THIS!
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory
Quote from: /b/earman on February 11, 2013, 12:28:08 PM
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory
i don't recall having any problems with any of those in this neighborhood...
although bacon is well admired, it's not disproportionately lauded.
zombie conversations occur on occasion, but they haven't been as trendy as elsewhere.
and i don't recall anyone mentioning big bang theory at all.
edit to sanitize on account of puns
Quote from: Elder Iptuous on February 11, 2013, 03:18:50 PM
Quote from: /b/earman on February 11, 2013, 12:28:08 PM
23. Bacon
24. Zombies
25. Big Bang Theory
i don't recall having any problems with any of those in this neighborhood...
although bacon is well admired, it doesn't clog up our threads.
zombie conversations shamble through on occasion, but there hasn't been a widespread outbreak that i've seen.
and i don't recall anyone mentioning big bang theory at all.
:nopunsplease:
Quote from: Net on February 09, 2013, 08:37:39 AM
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Do you count as this type of n00b if your life is totally boring and you really don't have anything to post about but you find the time to browse here while waiting for stupid mindless shit processes that you have to monitor to finish running?
I have all these fun ideas of projects and hijinx to pull off floating in my head, but I mostly don't give a shit enough to do them.
I don't think that makes me the typical n00b, just a boring wannabe discordian who usually can't get past his apathy enough to actually do something.
oops, I'm spoiling my apathy by posting something.
o well.
Quote from: insideout on February 11, 2013, 05:24:44 PM
Quote from: Net on February 09, 2013, 08:37:39 AM
22. Hi, I'm going to introduce myself, seem fairly cool, and never post again.
Do you count as this type of n00b if your life is totally boring and you really don't have anything to post about but you find the time to browse here while waiting for stupid mindless shit processes that you have to monitor to finish running?
I have all these fun ideas of projects and hijinx to pull off floating in my head, but I mostly don't give a shit enough to do them.
I don't think that makes me the typical n00b, just a boring wannabe discordian who usually can't get past his apathy enough to actually do something.
oops, I'm spoiling my apathy by posting something.
o well.
Being the wrong kind of noob is usually like being crazy. If you're worried that you qualify, you don't.
Crazy people worry about being crazy, too. Doubly so as normal folks who haven't experienced being wrong before :tinfoilhat:
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 11, 2013, 03:31:42 AM
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.
It's. Just. Not. Fair.
EVERYBODY loves Big Gay Cowboys.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
Quote from: M. Nigel Salt on February 12, 2013, 01:22:15 AM
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 11, 2013, 03:31:42 AM
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.
It's. Just. Not. Fair.
EVERYBODY loves Big Gay Cowboys.
NO EXCEPTIONS.
YES. AND THIS IS PROOF, NO MATTER WHAT ANYONE SAYS TO THE CONTRARY
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 11, 2013, 03:31:42 AM
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.
It's. Just. Not. Fair.
Well, two things:
1. What Nigel said.
2. You're too NICE and REASONABLE. You are willing to at least give the impression of looking at both sides of a story, when I am telling the person to SHUT UP SHUT UP FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SHUT UP, and I DON'T look at both sides of the story when one side makes sense and the other is just STUPID. I am not a diplomat.
Quote from: LMNO, PhD (life continues) on February 11, 2013, 03:31:42 AM
You know, I've been on this board almost as long as Roger, and a lot longer than Nigel, and I have NEVER had a cult of hate-followers.
It's. Just. Not. Fair.
I think DK hated you very nearly as much as he hated me, and you didn't even play any dirty tricks on him.
Ok, yeah. DK. Phew!
I should check that thread out again sometime so I can see how high my blood pressure can go.
:lol:
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.
Free square is "writes own intro thread"?
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 PM
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.
Free square is "writes own intro thread"?
how the fuck did I manage to forget that one
:facepalm:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 PM
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.
Free square is "writes own intro thread"?
That would be super fun. We could send out mass emails to PD members letting them know, far and wide, that some hapless Bingo Discordian has landed.
I'm looking forward to interrupting one, halfway through his third consecutive snowflake-thread, by yelling "HOUSE!" :lulz:
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 12, 2013, 06:12:03 PM
I think I'm going to make downloadable, random bingo cards out of this.
Free square is "writes own intro thread"?
:lulz: Yes.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob. Let's assemble it.
1. Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2. Check out my website.
3. You're not REAL Discordians™!
4. Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5. Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6. I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.
I know I'm forgetting stuff. Help me out, here.
Bump
7. Nice thread you've got here, let me tell you a little more about myself.
8. Here is my obnoxious idiot view because stupid reasons. Behold my intellect.
Also, it is incredible how people still try and tick off all 6 there.
And depressing. Very depressing.
10. I have developed a never-before seen use of the English language!
11 - I knew this kid who died so listen to me.
12. I am incomprehensible asshole, WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME?!
13. Hi my name's EoC.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob. Let's assemble it.
1. Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2. Check out my website.
3. You're not REAL Discordians™!
4. Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5. Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6. I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.
I know I'm forgetting stuff. Help me out, here.
Bump
- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!
BEST thought of trickery YET:
- The Devils' Own.
*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*
Best advice YET:
"This is NOT a pissing contest" (And damn, damn, I could even aim)
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 08:10:44 PM
7. Nice thread you've got here, let me tell you a little more about myself.
Perfectly induced DramasCreamer... No sugar needed, just add *I*.
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:50:56 PM
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?
hahaha
- Whining United, Ranting Separately.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Oh, I almost forgot. . .
- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Oh, I almost forgot. . .
- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Is english your first language Inge?
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:54:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:50:56 PM
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?
hahaha
- Whining United, Ranting Separately.
How scathing. I shall surely weep myself into a state of dehydration.
Don't you have another room to be self important in?
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob. Let's assemble it.
1. Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2. Check out my website.
3. You're not REAL Discordians™!
4. Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5. Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6. I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.
I know I'm forgetting stuff. Help me out, here.
Bump
- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!
BEST thought of trickery YET:
- The Devils' Own.
*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*
Best advice YET: "This is NOT a pissing contest" (And damn, damn, I could even aim)
Fucking hippie.
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Even better: عميل تجريبي الرئيسية من المحتاجين. هو عقلك المحتاجين ؟
Though, translation errors are not something I'm responsible for. :)
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 09:13:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:54:10 PM
Quote from: Junkenstein on June 15, 2014, 08:50:56 PM
14 - FUCK YOU. Why aren't you people being nice to me?
hahaha
- Whining United, Ranting Separately.
How scathing. I shall surely weep myself into a state of dehydration.
Don't you have another room to be self important in?
Promise?Sadly, no. Studying online.
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 09:13:24 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:50:25 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 15, 2014, 07:52:02 PM
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on February 08, 2013, 08:32:02 PM
We've talked about a checklist for a certain kind of noob. Let's assemble it.
1. Fnord Pineal 23!!!
2. Check out my website.
3. You're not REAL Discordians™!
4. Cult of Roger/fight the power.
5. Nigel is everything that's wrong with the world.
6. I will defend this here truism to the death, twisting definitions of words, etc, as much as necessary.
I know I'm forgetting stuff. Help me out, here.
Bump
- Fuck you, snots.
- There is NOT enough beer in my fridge.
- I have the whole fucking day OFF.
- Ah, how swee'eet! A board full of fucked in the head posters!
- Gee'eesh, who's dealing the medications to THESE, er, um, rather.... ratners.
- I'm not here to do favors.
- BUT I THOUGHT all you Discordians HATED by natural defense!
BEST thought of trickery YET:
- The Devils' Own.
*No, it's not a level of higher nor the denial of Intellectual Existence. It's simply the gut rot of spews and spitting spells of mis-propagated dwellers*
Best advice YET: "This is NOT a pissing contest" (And damn, damn, I could even aim)
Fucking hippie.
Haha... NOPE
http://youtu.be/vSt6OezOAwg (http://youtu.be/vSt6OezOAwg)
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Oh, I almost forgot. . .
- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Is english your first language Inge?
I think it might be having a seizure.
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 11:30:37 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Oh, I almost forgot. . .
- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Is english your first language Inge?
I think it might be having a seizure.
What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 16, 2014, 12:00:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 11:30:37 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Oh, I almost forgot. . .
- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Is english your first language Inge?
I think it might be having a seizure.
What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.
I think you are Inge, too.
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 16, 2014, 01:18:26 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 16, 2014, 12:00:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 11:30:37 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Oh, I almost forgot. . .
- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Is english your first language Inge?
I think it might be having a seizure.
What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.
I think you are Inge, too.
IPs don't match.
16. MY ASS HURTS
Quote from: The Good Reverend Roger on June 16, 2014, 03:04:19 AM
Quote from: Cardinal Pizza Deliverance. on June 16, 2014, 01:18:26 AM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 16, 2014, 12:00:19 AM
Quote from: The Right Reverend Nigel on June 15, 2014, 11:30:37 PM
Quote from: xXRon_Paul_42016Xxx(weed) on June 15, 2014, 09:08:08 PM
Quote from: Inge on June 15, 2014, 08:56:32 PM
Quote from: P3nT4gR4m on June 15, 2014, 08:53:15 PM
15 - I AM THE PUPPET MASTER YOU ARE ALL DANCING TO MY SOCIOLOGICAL TUNE!!
Oh, I almost forgot. . .
- Prolific USB Serial Dr.... s.
Is english your first language Inge?
I think it might be having a seizure.
What if Inges entire time here has been nothing but a Partial Seizure? Hes just rolling around in his own feces drooling and pounding on his keyboard. He tries to type "OH GOD SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE" but it just comes out as all this shit.
I think you are Inge, too.
IPs don't match.
Fair enough. Ignored them both, anyway.
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.
The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.
Quote from: Alty on June 16, 2014, 06:01:00 AM
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.
The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.
Un-impacting bowels can be a bitch, what with all the shit spewing and butthurt.
*digging* through the archives....
"We shall."
Quote from: Alty on June 16, 2014, 06:01:00 AM
Ron Paul, IMHO, is all right. He gets too excited and that's just swell.
The other fuck is a butthurt Utopian, thrashing violently from Teh Roger Terrors. It'll pass once the enema clears. Unless it doesn't.
When Ron Paul loses his shit, amazing things happen.
He rants like a KING.
Bump