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My career might be over before it really starts.  All of you who know me know how hard I've worked for this, and I was going to keep moving up the levels of certification, take courses taught by top equine veterinarians, and eventually become one of the few Master Equine Body Workers in the world.   :|

is the bill itself.  I've already emailed my opinions to my representatives.  In certain parts of the country anything that provides relief to a horse needs to be done by a DVM.  So there, I can't scratch my horse's itch without my DVM because that provides relief...

Discordian Recipes / Sushiritto
« on: January 25, 2011, 07:10:06 pm »
Yes.  You read that title right.  Apparently in SF they've invented something called a Sushiritto, that's half sushi, half burrito.  Why?  WHY NOT?

If they had a vegetarian one, I'd be tempted to try it.  Perhaps they'll make one when they get more popular. IF they get more popular...then again this is San Francisco we're talking about here.

Apple Talk / a very sad day indeed
« on: January 05, 2011, 04:53:58 am »
I was stumbling about the internetz and came upon this unsettling site.

The fact that as many as 9625 out of every 10,000 individuals may be neurotypical is frighteningly sad.  Many of you forum dwellers may even fall into the category of being neurotypical.  (but then again maybe not!)  We must fight to find a cure for being neurologically typical! 

Discordian Recipes / PIE
« on: November 20, 2010, 06:53:49 pm »
So I'm making Pumpkin pie for thanksgiving.  I don't need help with that recipe, but the next day I'm going to another thanksgiving with my friends.  My good friend's boyfriend is gluten free as it rapes his stomach/digestive system. Because of that I want to make a gluten free pumpkin pie recipe.

Of course I know shit about gluten free.  Any ideas?  I saw almond meal at trader joes...would that be good for crust?

Apple Talk / ATTN SUU
« on: October 31, 2010, 05:44:57 pm »
I stumbled upon this and thought of you

A distant star can be distinguished as a small moon or planet.

LUKE: Look at him. He's headed for that small moon.

HAN: I think I can get him before he gets there...he's almost in range.

The small moon begins to take on the appearance of a monstrous spherical battle station.

BEN: That's no moon! It's a space station.

HAN: It's too big to be a space station.

LUKE: I have a very bad feeling about this.

HAN: No, really, if there were a space station that big, donít you think we all would have heard about it?  Luke, you hear about any job openings for giant space station construction workers in, I donít know, the last two decades?

LUKE: No, not one.

BEN: It may be possible that the Empire built it using the labor of enslaved worlds.

HAN: If the Empire were imprisoning entire worlds to get slave labor for building a massive space station, surely the Rebel Alliance would have heard about this and gotten the word out.  It would generate tremendous sympathy for the rebellion.  The rebels have tons of spies, we definitely would have heard about this.

BEN: Perhaps the Emperor is taking special pains to keep this space station a secret.

HAN: But itís at Alderaan!  It has what, a billion people?

BEN: Two billion.

HAN: You canít hide a giant secret space station if you park it outside a planet with two billion people!

LUKE: But look at the sensors, there is no Alderaan, itís gone.  No witnesses to tell about it.

HAN: Bullshit!  Two billion people means what? There would probably be five or ten thousand ships coming and going. Cargo ships, passenger liners, private space craftÖ

BEN: The machinations of the Emperorís plans are not always easily understood.

HAN: Okay, so look, I think we can assume if there is a giant space station here, itís the reason why Alderaan is now an asteroid field, right?

BEN: Right.

LUKE: Right.

HAN: So, if you had a space station capable of destroying a planet, and you decide to make your first target an unarmed world like Alderaan, the only logical reason would be to intimidate star systems into submission.

Luke heads out of the cockpit and to the central hold.

BEN: That would appear to be the Emperorís goal.  Fear and intimidation are the chief weapons of the Galactic Empire.

HAN: So why not publicize the hell out of such a thing?  You canít scare anyone with a secret space station.  You have to scare people with a space station thatís splashed on the front page of every magazine and newspaper in the galaxy.

Luke returns, carrying a thick, paperback book with pages worn from age and frequent use.

LUKE: Hey, so I took a look in this galactic almanac, and Alderaan doesnít have any moons.

HAN: Oh.  Thatís a space station.

Apple Talk / AWWWWWW
« on: October 30, 2010, 07:20:28 am »

Apple Talk / Sometimes I hate people *NOT FOR THOSE WITH WEAK CONSTITUTIONS*
« on: September 26, 2010, 08:42:11 pm »

The most recent entry just pisses me the hell off.  It's one of the many reasons why I will NEVER get rid of Hrosie of Doom(again), even if he finally clusterfucks himself and goes back into early retirement.  Because last time I tried to find him a "nice retirement home" where he could keep the other tb company (hell I could see them from the fucking road every day, can't get much safer than that) at this lady's HOUSE.  Oh, this other tb was also a rescue, who'd was 1)afraid to have any mouth pressure while riding because of some asshat who'd made a habit of ripping on his face, 2)would blind charge fences while jumping because of essentially the same reason as reason 1, THIS ALMOST HAPPENED TO HIM.  Oh yes HoD got yanked back out of her hands faster than you can say "FIRST RIGHT OF REFUSAL MOTHERFUCKER!".  


it's not that hard.  And I know not all of you here share my love of animals, which is cool.

But if you don't give a shit



Do ANYTHING else, and let those of us who actually do give a shit take care of them.  

 :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!: :argh!:

Sorry for the rant, but I was inspired after reading that this morning.  (not that I'm surprised in any way.  but it still pisses me off)

Apple Talk / DREAM ON PD.COM!
« on: September 22, 2010, 06:09:50 am »
DREAM ON!!!!!!

« on: September 10, 2010, 04:47:58 am »


Apple Talk / today I learned, in church, that...
« on: August 22, 2010, 09:34:44 pm »
When God loves you, he gives you hodgekin's disease!


Apple Talk / but why is the rum gone?
« on: August 18, 2010, 05:39:13 am »
Somehow I've decided that finishing up this bottle of rum is a good idea in the middle of the week.


Discordian Recipes / zucchini egg dish
« on: August 17, 2010, 09:07:34 pm »
This is what I made for the back-to-school brunch/staff meeting today. 

First off you need to have your mother use up the zucchini you needed for the recipe, so you must buy more. 

Once back from the store you must pour yourself a big glass of wine (your choice, I went with a white zinfandel since the merlot we had was shit), and commence drinking. 

Next, pull out a big bowl, and crack 12 eggs into it. 

Whisk in some milk/cream (I used 2% since it was there).  I'd estimate 1/2-3/4cup but use your judgment. 

Next, after having another glass of wine (or more depending on how much it takes to get you feeling warm and fuzzy), sprinkle in more salt and pepper than you probably should.  I used sea salt, but that's just me. 

Follow by a hefty pinch of Herbs De Provence (probably a tablespoon, again, use judgement). 

At this point you will remember that you bought a bag (6oz) of shredded parmesan cheese.  Toss that whole thing in too...remembering to remove the packaging. 

Once that's all whisked together, rinse, and chop up your three zucchini you had to purchase because SOMEONE (names will not be mentioned) used the previous zucchini that evening. 

After they're all chopped, you may either steam them, or put in a glass microwave safe container.  Cook halfway through. 

Add these to egg mix.

Butter/pam/whatever your dish, and pour the entire contents of the bowl into the dish.

At this point the oven should have been preheated to 350F.  Bake for 40-50mins or until solid and golden brown.

To finish, have yet another glass of wine to celebrate your success.

« on: June 24, 2010, 07:05:47 am »
So Mr. Africa has made plain that he simply wants to get into my pants.  Which makes him the....4th or 5th guy I've crushed on since last official boyfriend who just wanted in mahpance.  Therefore his fantastic, muscular, ass is getting canned.

Which leaves....

Cute Assyrian Nerd!  Who is intent upon proving to me that he is a BAD BOYTM, when he isn't really at all, which only makes him increasingly more adorable.  Which makes me want to pounce him.  Also, he's hot as fuck, from Iran, recently graduated from UC Berkley, and is moving down into my area by the end of the month for his new jorb!   :D :fap:

I get to see him tomorrow, and parents/friend/friend's parents will all get to meet him as friend's parents are giving him two kick ass servers for free.  Because Friendster apparently gave them all their old servers when they ate shit. 

« on: May 19, 2010, 06:09:48 am »
Mak and I wanted to go trail riding through Mexico.  I was after authentic tequila, and herbage, and I accidently the whole thing!!

Apple Talk / Robin Hood
« on: April 28, 2010, 06:22:18 am »
Suu: what do you think of the costumes?   :lulz:

Everyone else: What do you all think?

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