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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Sermon #11: Land of the Yahoos

« on: March 05, 2003, 05:58:27 pm »

I enjoy the fact that most of your rants are political.... just make sure to throw in a few that arent every now and then..
given the fact that most of us here have the same views on nearly everything..... it's good to have political speeches by like-mined people...

I really can't help it.  I am a political junkie of the first water; crackheads shake their heads when they see me, and herion addicts look at me as if they know me.

I frequently wake up in front of CSPAN, caked with my own filth.

It's a sickness, most times...right now, however, it's a survival trait.

As for non-political rants, I just says what our lady crams into my cranium.  The closest I've gotten is the "addiction to speed" sermon, or the "getting over on the bosses" sermon.

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger Sermon #11: Land of the Yahoos

« on: March 05, 2003, 05:01:28 pm »

Blarg!

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Or Kill Me / Reverend Roger Sermon#10...My shameful addiction to speed

« on: March 05, 2003, 03:54:08 pm »

I'm craving the days when the snow and ice melts and I can roam the highways free from any man-made speed limits.

But until them I'm scared out of my mind of getting into any accident (which would mean the end of my car/driving).

There's no slowing down for snow!  Not for a pro-am Cafe racer, anyhow.

Floor it, and trust in Eris.

MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

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Or Kill Me / Reverend Roger Sermon#10...My shameful addiction to speed

« on: March 04, 2003, 12:06:41 am »

On the subject, wish me luck.  I am trying to beat my personal best in the Batavia, IL to Green Bay, WI run this week.

The time to beat is 2 hours, 47 minutes.

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Or Kill Me / Reverend Roger Sermon#10...My shameful addiction to speed

« on: March 03, 2003, 05:41:36 pm »

I feel uncomfortable while driving if I'm not accelerating. It's something I'm becoming more used to, mostly because it eats gas quicker, but I still love to break speed limits of at least 10 or 20 mph.

I usually ignore the speed limits altogether when I am not in a residential neighborhood.

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Literate Chaotic / Re: RAW

« on: February 09, 2003, 04:14:08 pm »

as its a given that RAW should be discussed on a Discordian board.... I'll bring it up...

can anybody post a complete list of his works? and try and get them in chronological order?

doesnt the Subject of this thread make it seem like I'd be talkin about wrestling or somethin? hehe..... damn I hate wrestling....

I've only read the Schroedinger's Cat theory, Illuminatus, and Shadows of the Illuminate.

I am trying to get my hands on Reality is What You Can Get Away With.

BTW:  Pro-wrestling is a fine form of Bulldada (though I personally get no slack from it; I prefer watching televangelists when I want to see showmanship).

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!

« on: February 04, 2003, 05:07:07 am »

I miss my old Commodore VIC-20... *sniff*

Hehe...I still have my Timex Sinclair (ZX81) with TAPE DRIVE and THERMAL PRINTER and a 1K MEMORY UPGRADE PLUG IN!

Mwhahahahahahahahaha!

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!

« on: February 01, 2003, 01:20:19 am »

traitor!!

I've always hated forums myself.... this is the only one I'm on..... I miss the old days of dialing up to BBS's.... damn I'm old school.... *hugs my old 800 baud modem*

Hah!  150/300 bps, HALF-DUP!!!, dumb terminal...1984.

It DID have a thermal printer, though...

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!

« on: January 29, 2003, 11:29:28 pm »

btw, what does your avatar mean? What do the letters say?

They say, "Hi!  I'm going to kick your ass...and get away with it!"

The picture isn't very clear at that size, but it is a policeman waving a pistol.

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!

« on: January 29, 2003, 11:21:33 pm »

I never said it was a bad thing... pretty soon you'll have more posts than anyone...

anyway, it's good that you're posting so much, your sermons are amazing

(blush)

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!

« on: January 29, 2003, 11:19:02 pm »

wow, Reverend Roger, i just realized- you've only been here ten days, and you have 72 posts already... i only have like thirty...  

Am I talking too much?

The first thing I saw when I arrived at this board was a complaint that it was slow.

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Or Kill Me / Re: Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!

« on: January 29, 2003, 07:58:11 pm »

Or am I just being paranoid?   Discuss.  

There is no longer any such thing as paranoia.  It simply does not exist.

As for whether your thoughts are your own, the INCEPTION of an idea is irrelevant.  You should be able to discard useless/wrong ideas by critical thinking, and be left with that which benefits you.

After all, nobody asks you to be a creative GENIUS, just to think for yourself.

Whattya think this is, MENSA?

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Or Kill Me / Rev Roger sermon #3...get yer barf-bags, folks!

« on: January 29, 2003, 03:22:00 am »

Blarg!

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Apple Talk / The Art of the Brag.

« on: January 27, 2003, 07:06:07 am »

Now THAT'S what the hell I'm talking about!  This is a woman after my own heart!  

ANYONE ELSE GOT THE GUTS TO SPEW A RANT?

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Apple Talk / The brag of the Discordian Subgenius

« on: January 26, 2003, 09:56:10 pm »

THE BRAG OF THE DISCORDIAN SUBGENIUS

Siddown, Billy, and lemme tell you who I am!  

I am THE MAN!  Where I walk, the grass doesn't grow, OUT OF RESPECT!  When I travel, the elderly and the children cheer, while the unrighteous cringe!  I view the slurs of @ssholes as a BENEDICTION!  Soda machines give free pop when I pass near!  The Gawds themselves cross the road when they see me!  Anything for a frickin' laugh, and the lesser mortals around me are NO EXCEPTION!  Nothing bothers me, I BOTHER IT!  I am the Grand Unified Theory, the walking incarnation of Slack, the terror that walks in the night!  I am feared in all the wrong circles, and I eat my metaphoric dead!  I wipe the establishment off my shoes when I go in the house!  Elvis isn't dead, HE SHINES MY SHOES!  I age backwards!  I spit in the eye of the HSD just for KICKS!  I play frisbee with MANHOLE COVERS!  I kick habits while the nuns are still in them!  I blow my NOSE on the terror of the Gawds!  Robert Redford greens with envy when I pass by!  I gave the Dalhi Lama "third eye blowout"!  I chew barbed wire, and shyt quarters!  Gawd himself put off armageddon because I'm so cool he couldn't bear for the universe to end!  I am that Seven-headed beastie that St John jabbered about, I ain't the Alpha, but I AM the OMEGA! Get outta my way because

(at this point, the Good Reverend blew an o-ring, and conked out on his keyboard.  He will finish his brag at a later time.)

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